The Many Lives of Mortimer Matthews
Meet Mortimer. Mortimer is a twenty-one-year-old male. He was born in England blah blah blah. What you need to know is this: The bicycle helmet didn't help much. Oh, and he's just woken up in a strange forest. Life is strange. Lives are stranger.
Meet Mortimer. Mortimer is, understandably, a little confused. Getting figuratively punched to death by a car and then waking up in a forest with a strange outlook on astrophysics (the forest, not Mortimer) will do that to a person.
You may have heard that it's a dangerous world out there. Mortimer's about to find that out for himself.
Rated T for strange things (and maybe some… stuff. You know what kind).
5678 words: Estimated 28 minutes to read
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5 Chapters:
- Bicycle Helmets Only Work In Certain Circumstances (But You're Better Off Wearing Them) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1058
- Never Smile At A Crocodile (Or A Wolf, For That Matter) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1037
- When A Strange Person Comes Near, Scream (And Then Rip Their Arm Off) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1085
- ERMAGERD (I Think I Found My Berries) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1342
- Vaguely Amusing Joke (Punchline In Brackets) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1156