Once in a LifeTime
Messing with Celestia
Previous ChapterNext ChapterThe Crusaders sat in their treehouse. " Damn. What is gonna take for a nigga to get some excitement around this bitch."Said Scootaloo.
Legendary Crusaders: GangBangers?" Said Sweetie Belle. "HELL NAW, WE AIN't DOIN' THAT AGAIN!!"Shouted AppleBloom. Suddenly, Mazu and Monocardust entered in through the window. "So, ya want excitement huh." Said Monocardust. "How about: Legendary Crusaders: Royal Pranksters."Said Mazu.
The Crusaders have once again let their desires cloud out good judgement.
*********THAT NIGHT***********
"Ya'll know the plan. We walked in, put out Luna, and draw on her face." Said AppleBloom. They knew that Celestia was in the royal garage, cleaning one of her 500 motorcycles (Together, she and Celestia owned 1,005 cars and motorcycles...real talk:P). "Wait the hell am i hearing?!! Rick Ross." Said Scootaloo. "Um, Let's just do this. I want to make her look like a pedophile. Scootaloo went in and caught Celestia's attention. "The Fuck???"
Before she can respond, Scootaloo knocked her out with a can of hairspary. AppleBloom and Sweetie Belle came in and proceeded to dye Celestia's hair purple with spray-paint. "And we are done." Said AppleBloom, as they left the castle.
*****THE NEXT DAY*****
"I don't know how the hairspray put out." Whatever Scootaloo
was going to say. it was cut off by Luna's Royal Canterlot shout.
"AppleBloom!
Sweetie Belle!
Scootaloo! **[size=2em]WHERE YOU BITCHES AT**
I swear when i get my hands on you, i will shove a brick up your asses!!!"[/size]
Let's just say that Luna set up a match and the Crusader won't be anywhere close to %100.
New Match at PonyMania: NO HOLDS BARRED ELIMINATION MATCH: The Crusaders vs The Sirens.
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