Once in a LifeTime

It was electric inside the Sugar Cube Cafe, much like it'll be in Canterlot stadium at PonyMania.

Vinyl Scratch was on the stage. "All right, tonight will the first ever: RAP/ROCK Concert for Celestia and Maxxa to express themselves.

So, let's kick this shit off with some original WUBINOMICS." Vinyl's music hit and Maxxa emerged from the curtains.

"Celestia wanted me to write her song tonight but I would never be her mouthpiece

Cause she's like LeBron James, she took her talent straight down to South Beach

And for the past few weeks, Celestia's been legitimately pissed

If you get stuck singing your song tonight, it's all in the wrist

Could we PLEASE have a week where you don't come out here and choke?

You may be making G.I. Joe this summer, right now you're a G.I. Joke

Ever since I opened my mouth about you you been beggin me to back off

So if Celestia and Trollestia are the same person, I think y'all both are jackoffs

And after April 1st, you won't be making no more movies

You gon' need surgery on your face just like you had it on your boobies

Those poppin tits they had more work than a locker room full of hookers

I got a gift for Celestia tonight, I'ma give her a Cleveland Steamer

Solar Bring It? Her Solar Lost It and the truth is gettin scary

Cause they weren't chantin yo name last week, they were chantin "Tooth Fairy"

Keep making fun of this Cotton candy, Celestia, cause I ain't even close to sick of it

I'm Ms. Kung Pao Chicken, you just Canterlot fried chicken-shit

And no, no, I don't have guts but I got somethin in their place

I'ma beat yo' ass at PonyMania and put my NUTS dead in yo' face! (bag of literal peanuts)

Wait never mind, you can  have yo joke back.

Just don't go racing to Witch Mountain

cos your mountains Broke back.

Celestia's hentai movie

well its nothing like walking tall

she spends the movie on a basketball court

polishing Big Mac's balls."

The crowd went nuts , but now it's Celestia's turn with a rock concert.

"I threw a party and I spent some bucks

Didn’t invite Maxxa cause she totally sucks

Maxxa started rapping , it all went south

Know your role my little pony and shut your mouth.

Let’s Rock , Every pony let’s Rock.

Maxxa’s got a broken menstrual clock

But we’re dancing ’cause SugarCube Rocks.

Oh, the fun has been TRIPLED, here we go!

Little Cotton Candy from ManeHatten, Mass.

I will take my boot and shove it up her ass,

Bet you’re all happy,you’re listening to me,

And not some  D-Generation-X wannabe.

Let’s Rock , Everybody let’s Rock.

Ain’t no balls in Mazu’s jock,

But we’re dancing ’cause SugarCube Rocks.

Little Monocardust went to the doc.

I punched her jaw and pain wouldn’t stop.

The doc said listen . . . . You know I’m a fan.

But please stop begging for that rectal exam.

Let’s Rock , Every pony let’s Rock.

Yo, close up that smock,

But we’re dancing ’cause SugarCube Rocks.

I saw Mazu fucking  Adam's Eve.

Grabbing on her thigh,tugging on her weave,

Mazu was having , the time of his life.

I guess he didn’t tell her that he’s had a wife.

Let’s Rock , Every pony let’s Rock.

Divorce lawyer’s were right up the block,

But we’re dancing ’cause SugarCube Rocks.

April twenty third, sixteen seventy seven.

The doctor shouted send those foals back to heaven.

Sorry mama Ronin, but check these charts.

Little baby Maxxa’s got a broken parts.

Let’s Rock , Every Pony let’s Rock.

Little fillies  got them broken parts,

But we’re dancing ’cause Sugar Cube Rocks.

This song is for  all the bronies who are not Celestia fans out there.

Doesn’t really matter how hard you try.

Never in your life will you ever taste pie.

I know you love Chewbacca and Frodo too,

But you’re a walking virgin and you’re 32.

Let’s Rock , Everybody let’s Rock.

You dress like kirk and spock,

But we’re dancing ’cause SugarCube Rocks.

I getting some wine and a dozen roses.

He’s going to meet these holy Moses.

Getting with the rock is totally rad.

You don’t believe me, ask Maxxa’s dad.

Let’s Rock , Everybody let’s Rock.

Maxxa’s dad can barely walk,

But we’re dancing ’cause SugarCube Rocks.

Sing one more time!

Maxxa’s mom can barely walk,

And we’re dancing ’cause SugarCube Rocks.

Thank you, very much."