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"We got the guardian of a the sun and the newest pop culture icon facing off on the biggest night in Equestria...epic!

                                                                                                                                                                                                          -ThunderLane

Maxxa needs to win this match to prove that she is who she says she is. -Derpy

the definition of tyrant, it was a ruler who kept power by use of the military, or paramilitary. - Dinky

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AppleBloom sat in a fetal position for a week. Last Week: "Ya'll know the plan. We walked in, put out Luna, and draw on her face." Said AppleBloom. They knew that Celestia was in the royal garage, cleaning one of her 500 motorcycles (Together, she and Celestia owned 1,005 cars and motorcycles...real talk:P). "Wait the hell am i hearing?!! Rick Ross." Said Scootaloo. "Um, Let's just do this. I want to make her look like a pedophile. Scootaloo went in and caught Celestia's attention. "The Fuck???"

Before she can respond, Scootaloo knocked her out with a can of hairspary. AppleBloom and Sweetie Belle came in and proceeded to dye Celestia's hair purple with spray-paint. "And we are done." Said AppleBloom, as they left the castle.

****Real Time*****

"C'mon, with all that apple bucking, you are more than strong enough to face Dazzle at PonyMania." Said Scootaloo

***AppleBloom's Confessional****

"Man, Ah can't believe ah got a match against Adagio at PonyMania.  Ah feel like a yellow rat thing called a Pakichou. "

Um...it is pronounced Pikichu.

"DOES IT LOOK LIKE AH GIVE A SHIT?!!"

****End Confessional****

"Well, I say Adagio can take her songs,

rolled them into a ball and she

can turn that son of a bitch sideways,

and stick right up her bleach filled

CANDY ASS!!!!" Said Scootaloo.

****SugarCube****

Maxxa and Celestia are still at it all the way to PonyMania

"Alright" Said Maxxa

"I'm willing to do an encore my raps last night

YO

Let me get my chain out For a second…….

Finally Celestia came back

and everyone was getting with it,

Till she said i was talking trash

But she would never be specific .

its Because i wasn’t talking trash

i was Talking Truth

You left us hanging high and dry like

troll fairy with a tooth ?

And

And then you walk into this ring and tell these people that im lame man ?

You touched and Twi like it was your game plan.

This Cotton Candy that you dealing with

im not your average litte pony

im like a blue and pink pinwheel

SO GO AHEAD AND BLOW ME

*blows pin wheel*

And Your Solarfying YES

But hang with me

thats just absurd

see now you got to tell your family

you just got schooled by Cotton Candy Mare's turd

WAIT WAIT WAIT

Thats your material

you can have your joke back

I said it before

dont go racing to witch mountain rock

cos your mountains brokeback

OH NO NO NO

The ponies champ ?

shes never with the ponies

your words are see-through

you imitate me every time

you leave for 1000 years

we couldn’t see you

AND AND AND

And is it Trollestia

or is it Celestia

Pick a side

come on son

I know I have you rattled

I don't need the expandable 6

I can fight my own battles.

And you’ll see me at PonyMania

well then ill make sure not to miss it

because you aint gonna whip my candy ass

dude ill make sure you kiss it (NO HOMO)

you're my PonyMania opponent

thats your role know it

you tell these ponies that you love em

im here every week to show it

Thats called a first round knock out

and now you know that im not playing

run your mouth all you want dude

it doesn’t matter what you saying

(BOWS)

Damn.