Twilight punched a Bonobo Ape and it died. It didn’t just die, it exploded violently into a shower of blood and gore. Like on a scale of one to blargle that would be a solid seven. This poor, fucking, ape just had its head crushed by the hoof of a disgruntled horse. Even if it did live, it would never have walked or talked again, like Jesus what the fuck twilight?

“Buck apes.” Said Rainbow Dash with a glint of malicious glee in her horse eye.

“Daaaaaaahhllling, don’t swear.” Rarity chided.

“Buck you, you bucking shit eating cunt waggle.” Counter chided Rainbow Dash.

Rarity ran away, crying, as she all of a sudden realized how much of a cunt she was and left forever to go and train with monks in the Horsemalayan mountain range. Due to this turn of events, Rainbow Dash and Twilight were left alone in the woods. It occurred to Rainbow that this would be the perfect time to ask if Twilight wanted to go with her to that new fangled wrestling show. Twilight was her last resort when it came to possible friends/dates/BDSM-Slaves/Fuck-Buddies to go with, but all other members on the Rainbow Pony’s circle of friends had plans for that evening!

“Hey Twilight.” Said the pegasus reluctantly, starting to regret her choice of not going alone.

“Woah fuck.” Twilight was shocked by the sudden entrance of a voice into the silence of the forest, and promptly shit herself. Nobody ever talked to Twilight, she was to much of a know-it-all cunt to get along with.

“Don’t blow it, Twilight,” Thought the Unicorn, she prepared to speak “Hey buddy, you want to stick your hooves in my taco, paco?”

Rainbow Dash sized her up. Twilight was worried that she’d fucked it again, she started to sweat profusely and her stomach acid came up through her throat and burned her trachea, she threw up acid all over rainbow dash and her face melted.

“Yeah ok, get over here.” Said rainbow dash as her arms distended to supernatural amounts and dragged the unicorn towards her. Twilight hit several rocks with her head as she was dragged along the ground by penis tentacles.

Several days and an interesting story to tell to their friends, they finished their fuck session.

“Oh yeah,” remembered Rainbow Dash, “I had something to ask you.”

“What is it?” Queried the ravaged unicorn.

“I bought these tickets to a wrestling match and I was wondering if you’d like to come?”

“Yeah k,”

“Cool.”

Author's Note

How do I write words?