Hulk Hogan the Spaghetti Luchador Puts Equestria into a Full Nelson

Rainbow and Twilight stepped into the Ponyville Murder-Dome. Rainbow with twitching with excitement, so much so that the horse at the counter gave them a discount because she thought Twilight was traveling with a mentally disabled child. Twilight wasn’t excited to see the show, she was just glad she had friends because, as previously stated, no one likes her. They entered the colosseum, once holding all of Ponyville’s blood games, now holding fake and fucking stupid blood games. Twilight sighed, she thought that fake blood games would be much more boring than watching another man die, while eating poop?

“Whaaaaaaaa” cried a horse.

Twilight punched him and he died. They then took his seat and waited for the show to start. Twilight had just started to criticize Rainbow Dash’s blatant lesbianism when the lights dimmed and the announcer (who was also a horse) stepped into the ring and grabbed his microphone.
“Vagina-Horses and Dick-Horses, boils and ghouls, foals of all ages and Swimmingly,” welcome to our latest event, a spectacle of blood and death (but not really dou that'd be rude).”
The announcer paced around the ring and pointed to various members of the crowd whilst yelling things such as ‘are you ready?’ and ‘I need stand up to her, its time to stop my daughter abusing me’ he grabbed the microphone once more,

“Without further ado, I introduce the main event, Weighing in a six pounds, from the solomon isles… HULK HOGAN.”

Just then, the ground shook in conjunction with his footsteps. The announcer jizzed his pants and died, every straight horse in the crowds ovaries exploded, every gay horses dick exploded in a semen shower and rocketed them through the lighting fixtures and this was before he even stepped out onto the ramp.

When he stepped into the arena it was absolute pandemonium. The very fabric of the universe crumpled beneath the boot of the yellow clad Aryan giant. His aged muscles flexed and burled as his blatant homosexuality sent rippling waves of energy through the crowd, killing several down syndrome orphans with cancer. He stepped into the ring and angels sang at his arrival, that is until he put them in a sleeper hold and broke their necks with one twitch of his constantly erect penis. He punched the announcer, killing him on impact and separating his soul from his body and grabbed the microphone from the announcer’s screaming soul.

“I fear no man” bellowed the mountain of man meat, “no beast or evil, brother.”

Rainbow Dash knew telepathically that the Huckster was offering memorabilia from the eighth Doctor Who as a prize for beating him in a fight.

“Oh nelly.” Chided Rainbow Dash,

She had collected the Eighth Doctor Who’s memorabilia for at least a day, and needed this DVD. She stepped into the ring, being the only not dead horse in the crowd due to her vagina-nuzzling tendencies and prepared to square off against the Hulkster.

“Negativity and Hulkamania - two things that don’t go together.”

The two fierce warriors squared off in the wring. A technicolour cartoon horse who had a worrying amount of teenage boys fapping to her, and a wrestling icon who had a worrying amount of teenage boys fapping to him. The looked deep into each other's eyes, sizing up their opponent.

“Ladies and gentlemen,” cried the soul of the announcer, “are you ready to rumble?”