The two forces clashed with such immense power that Twilight shat the lesbian out of her. Twilight stood up to see Rainbow Dash flying around the Hulkster whilst he took swipes at her. Hogan climbed up to the top ropes and swung his immense schlong like a grappling hook, and grabbed on to renboo. This stopped Rainbow in her tracks, as she struggled to resist the power of the snaking tendril gripping her abdomen. Twilight watched in horror and realized she had to help her friend. Being the dirty cheating slutbag that she is, Twilight magically enhanced the rainbow pegasus’ strength, enough that she could lift Hulk Hogan off of the ground. Rainbow dash smashed through the roof of the stadium and flew throughout the countryside. Hulks majestic peen could only hold on for so long and he was sent crashing into the ground. The Hulkster would be fine with a 30 story drop under most circumstances. Heck and doodle, even a 31 story drop wouldn’t faze the world cruiserweight champion. But he landed on stray lego brick, one of those ones with the six pegs that really fucking hurt. He landed left foot first onto the stray brick and it sent him spiraling into a blood fury. The Hulkster roared in sexual pleasure as he gripped the ground with his strong and sexy hands. He gripped the earth and pulled it up over his greased bod, putting it into a full nelson. The entire country shook with pleasure as he pulled, attempting to make an entire continent tap out. Rainbow Dash turned around and saw her nemesis grabbing the ground.

“Oh shit,” Rainbow expositioned, “If he makes the continent tap out then I will lose the match because of reasons.”

Rainbow dashed towards Hulk Hogan ant alarming speeds. She was going at least thirty kilometers an hour. Rainbows formed in a cone around her as Rainbow dashed as quickly as she could. She raised her hoof and, just as she was about to hit ground, rose 90 degrees to be heading straight towards the Hulkster. Hulk Hogan raised his head just in time to anticipate Rainbow’s sonic rainboom punch, and raised his fist in response.

They collided in the air.

And they both got hit by a Care Bear stare.

Author's Note

I ran out of ideas. So gg