Chapter 04

After making sure David had his fill, Twilight had gone and talked with Mayor Mare to help introduce him to the whole town. At first the mayor was reluctant but after much convincing Twilight, got her to agree to throw a large welcoming party for the strange creature. After that meeting, Twilight met with her friends in a huddle as David was curiously looking that the ponies.

“Okay, so I need all of you to help make this party a success while I distract David and Bardock.” Twilight was confident this would go smoothly.

“You can count on us Twi.” Applejack retort.

The ponies they left the huddle and Twilight motioned David to the castle. Once Twilight and David get inside the castle, Twilight shows him to his room, to which Bardock took control to ask a question of Twilight.

“Hey if you're a magical princess pony, can I ask you something?”

        “What is it?”

        “Can...can I ride you?”

        “Um...I’m saving myself for marriage.” There was a long awkward pause until Bardock mentioned it would be completely platonic as the thought of mating with a pony made him vomit in his mouth a bit.

Twilight decided to just pretend that conversation never happened and told Bardock that him and David can stay in the castle until later. Bardock went into the room to nap off his meal when another pony came with a delivery for him from the town as the grey pegasus came with a gift basket.

“Special delivery from our mayor. She said the town wanted to give you bread and fruit in the hopes that you won't eat anypony.” Derpy explained.

“I don't want your bread, or your fruit...but leave the basket…” Bardock muttered in his sleep to the grey pony.

“You sure 'bout that?”

“Leave the basket!”

“Okay, you're the boss.”  Derpy tossed the basket in the air towards Bardock, it then proceed to land hard on his crotch. Before Bardock could say anything, the grey pony flew down the stairs and outside the castle.

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        Within the Ponyville park, ponies were setting up for the surprise welcome party for the strange creature in their town. Applejack and the Cakes were making apple sweets while Fluttershy was in her ‘special shed’ preparing the meat for David and Bardock to eat for the party. Rainbow Dash was helping Pinkie Pie with the decorations while Big Mac brought a few barrels of Apple Cider. The whole town was busy as bees on fire making the party perfect.

        Twilight came back from the castle after making sure David and Bardock won’t spoil the surprise to see in surprise a golden chariot arriving to town with Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.

        “Celestia, Luna, we weren't expecting you here.”

        “We figured we personally met this David and Bardock, and what better place to meet somepony then at a Ponyville party?” Celestia smiled at Twilight as she and Luna trotted to the dining table.

‘Okay, my friends, my mentors, and the whole town are throwing a welcoming party for a strange humanoid alien with a split personality that Discord say would save our world...what could possibly go wrong?’ Twilight thought to herself with a bit of hope this party doesn't get too crazy.

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        Within another realm…Known as The Shivering Isles.

        “Dammit!! That bothersome lowly monkey will pay for this!!” Within the New Sheoth Palace was the once powerful and feared tyrant of the galaxy, Lord Frieza, dancing in a jester's outfit against his will for Sheogorath, the Daedric Prince of Madness.

        “You're going to have to move faster than that! Pretend there are maggots crawling under your skin and eating your musical tissue, actually not a bad idea for later.” Sheogorath had a bing grin of his face as he sped Frieza up.

        “This is…”

        “Yes yes, as you've yelled for the passed few days... or was it months? I always lose track.”

        “But why am I here? I was in hell when you took me to this madhouse of an island and tormented me senselessly!”

        “Well then let me educate you.” With a snap of his fingers, Frieza stopped dancing and the jester outfit poofed into pink smoke.

        “You see, me and another god of chaos had a bet...you beat the father of the guy who killed you...a bloke named Bardock…and I get to go and torment some little horses. I think I'll turn them into cheese and dine on their creamy insides for eternity. Haha!”

        “Bardock? I know that pathic monkey, should be easier to kill him than his son. However I do wonder if i get something out of this.”

        “Oh yes. If you win, I’ll bring you back to life right when you first meet Goku and I’ll even throw in a power boost for you.”

        “Good...hahahah!” Frieza laughed as Sheogorath took a random plate of cheese and turned it into a large spiky metal spider monster. With a snap of Sheogorath’s fingers, the monster disappeared...

        “I hope they like my welcoming gift at that party...HAHAHAH!!!”

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        The party was ready as Twilight and friends brought David to the Ponyville park. David was genuinely surprised, all the multi-colored ponies with sweet smiles on their faces, the almost painfully colorful decorations, but more importantly to David and Bardock was the fantastic food on the long tables.

        “This is a Ponyville welcoming party for you, David and Bardock.”

        “Holy hell! Thanks, this looks awesome!”

‘Calm the hell down and get to the food before these freaks take everything.’

        “Bardock says thank you too.”

‘My toned ass I did!! Don’t make me come out there just to hit myself in the dick...wait... that came out wrong.’

        Ignoring that conversation, David took a seat and joined in celebration with the ponies. He met the rulers, Celestia and Luna, and had his fill of meat and sugar. Just then, out of the outskirts of town a scream was heard from a pony.

        “Monster!!”

        David stood up to see a giant metal spiked spider charging right for the party, to which he jumped over the table to meet the spider head on.

‘A Spiker...I knew this was hell!’

        “Not now Bardock!” David quickly punched the spider a few times, making dents in his metal body. However the spider quickly swallowed David, much to the horror of the town...until the spider’s back exploded in a burst of blue energy. With the spider monster dead and Bardock now in control, he climbed out of the remains, covered in slime.

        “Oh god, it’s everywhere!” With that done, Bardock walked to a table and ate some meat sandwiches as Twilight ran to him.

        "Well that honestly went better than I expected. Your appearance only caused two non-fatal heart attacks and the giant spider monster only caused a minor amount of property damage to the park grounds. Keep this up and you'll make friends with the whole town in no time!".