Spotted Dick Visits Ponyville

by cucharrador
Spotted Dick visits his cousin in Ponyville

Clean words that sound naughty:
Spotted dick: A pudding containing fruits & nuts (somewhat like fruitcake) that originated in the UK (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_dick)
Horehound(s): A plant, also some hard candy or throat lozenges (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horehound)

At home in Trottingham, Spotted Dick has few problems. Outside of Trottingham, however, is another story. Spotted Dick visits his cousin in Ponyville and causes a bit of a stir.

Marked 'Mature' to play it safe - technically the name is clean, but the joke it involves is not so clean...so in essence it is not so clean when used as the joke.

Tagged sex for language and anatomical humor. No sex happens.

Incomplete
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Random
Sex
 
MOLBP

1257 words: Estimated 6 minutes to read

1 Chapter:

  1. Chapter 1 - Spotted Dick Arrives 2015-03-27 00:39:42 UTC
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