Oh,The World!

*Dramatic beeping.*

A rather short sized female human appears in front of the news camera,her expression looked like her family has been slaughtered but the news she is about to tell to the proud newborn nation,was horrific."Today.......at 7 pm.......we have received reports that...the last human who is to appear in New USA........is a politician named Silvio Berlusconi........" Her facial expression managed to slam down to the floor,as tears started pouring out of her eyes. "We are goin-*Sob*-g....to...*Sob* ..switch you to our...*Sob* ..live report....." The camera flashed,as it has shown many troops charging downhill with combat-branches. "This is Nikolai Jansen reporting for live here at Obi Juan Hill!We are currently spectating the special division of running downhill in action,ready to prepare for the new arriving thief!" The reporter came up closer to the leader of the division,a man in his sixties probably. "Sir,what is the current situation?" He asks.

"WELL,MY WIFE WOKE ME UP AT THE MIDST OF MY LATE SLEEP SCREAMING: "WAKE UP!" ,I ASKED HER "WHAT IS IT WOMAN!?" WHILE SHE REPLIED WITH THESE HORRIBLE NEWS! "SILVIO BERLUSCONI IS COMING!" AND FROM THAT MOMENT I JUMPED FROM MY BED STILL IN MY UNDERWEAR STILL ON LIKE I WAS SPLASHED BY BOILING HOT WATER!WHILE MY WIFE PREPARED ME COFFEE?I SCREAMED OUT MY LUNGS TELLING HER TO NOT MAKE THE COFFEE AND HIDE IT 4 METERS IN THE GROUND!SILVIO WILL NOT ROB ME OF THE ONLY FAVORED THING!"

The reporter stepped back,thanking the General for his rather harsh speech on how he got his ass here.Turning to interview a Major."And,can you tell us anything else Mr.King Sung?" The Major turned,having his grip on his old magnum pistol tight. "They call me "Pistol" actually!Because I solve everything with it!The taxes,the trips,I solve it with the pistol!And I'm crazier than the others!And when they did the first ultra-scan on my mother while she was pregnant,THEY SAW THE PISTOL! I don't know what would happen to my life if Silvio Berlusconi took my pistol!If he comes at me,I swear to King Jong Un I will shoot him in the head!HAHHIEEE!" He lets out a mighty roar,flailing his arms around....and for the final interview.A lance-corporal, "You want to interview me?Oh,I'm gay so when Silvio Berlusconi comes I won't have nothing against him taking off and stealing my shirt!" The Reporter was confused,but oh well.That's life.

Canterlot,Equestria

"I sense great danger in this sister......" Luna added to Celestia while they were observing the activity of Ponyville on the royal balcony.

"I only sense the stop button sister." Celestia replied,with Luna looking at her,confused. "Did we rally the military yet?" She asked Luna.

"Yes,we have all the siege material,those tiny mud walls won't stand a chance.And both royal guard armies formed a large number of 5 troops."

"Very well,I see that you had great success managing our military,I am also pretty sure that you will not have a problem leading the armies into combat tomorrow?" Celestia smiled.

"What?!I to lead the armies?!This is a joke?!A JOKE!?R-RIGHT?!" Luna was shocked,however Celestia calmed her down. "Shush,calm down GEEZ..........you know what......I'll lead it,if you have to be such a little cow-*Celestia is now attacked by Luna and it ends up in a glorious cat fight between two sisters that I am not going to write about,HA,HA,HA.

Ponyville,New USA,

The military was waiting,as the portal remained silent.They were all scared,they knew Silvio Berlusconi could steal all they had in a second,those were magic powers he had.A great danger he was to both races,for now all the branches were aimed at the portal and the stones were ready to be thrown in case he appears. "Steady boys.....steady....." The commanding General raised his arm,as a figure appeared out of the portal...it was him,the super fast political thief,Silvio Berlusconi,the destroyer of worlds and nutella. Sweat rolled down the Generals head,as he slammed his arm down,the branches shooting leaves and the rocks getting launched at Silvio,but he dodged it all.Stealing everything from the armed troops,from the branch weapons to the clothes.They were left naked,as they fall down crying from the shame.Silvio robbed everything,not even the childrend were spared.And as he appeared at the Town Hall stopping his crazy stealing spree and already selling everything to alien empires back at Earth in a second,his loud magnificent voice fills Ponyville's air.

"CITIZENS OF THE NEW USA!BE PROUD THAT YOU WILL HAVE ME AS YOUR LEADER!I WILL PUT THE TAXES ON 99% ALSO!" A loud cheer from the half-naked population filled the air,as from a mortal enemy he became a glorious leader.Wow,much ilogic.The armies of the New USA left the fortifications of Ponyville,already heading for Canterlot ready to face the glorious Equestrian army.....shit is going to go down,and it ain't going to be gud' m8' x2.

Retarded laughter occurs in the background

"What am I even giving these readers to read....some crazy ass shit of mine...*Sob,sob*

"*Yawn*"

"I don't even think that this is going to be popular...."

"Don't worry real me...it will be a famous story one day...." A 'No it wont' signal comes from his mouth,as the reader probably notices that I need a therapist...