King Sombra is in your house
King Sombra is in your House
After a hard day's work, you were absolutely tired. You just needed home. Your sweet home with your TV and your comforting couch. You could finally just lie down and relax. And nothing would bother you, of course.
You opened your door with a sigh and then went into the house, locking the door again to make sure no one would come and ask for you.
You would throw yourself on the couch, but you heard an odd noise coming from the kitchen. You raised your eyebrow and walked over the kitchen to see what was going on. You approached slowly, it could be a thief.
But no, it wasn't. Was he worse than a thief? Probably not.
“What the fucking hell?” That was the only thing you could ask when you saw him. It was a pony; a black technicolor unicorn pony to be exact. He wore a cape and a crown. What he was doing in there was a mystery.
Maybe you were going crazy. Maybe not.
He was looking for something in your fridge. After a few seconds he took his head out of the fridge with a lettuce in his mouth. Horses…
He looked at you for a few moments and widened his eyes. “Who do you think you are to interrupt my dinner? You ape!”
“What f- YOU CAN TALK?!” you exclaimed taking a step back, “Oh sweet Mary, mother of Jesus, I’m going crazy…” You rubbed your temples and closed your eyes for a moment. Okay, keep it cool and just roll with it. This is probably one of these TV pranks… you thought and sighed, “I’m the owner of this house, and YOU are in it Mister… pony… thing.... So get out and everything will be okay.”
“No,” the stallion started eating apples now.
“No? You… can’t say ‘no’! It’s MY house!”
“Then why you weren’t at home?”
You face-palmed, “You know, Mister Pony, I have a job. We, the “apes”, as you like to call humans, have jobs to get money.”
“Oh… You’re a plebeian…”
“Wha-”
“Kings like me don’t need to work — my servants and slaves do everything for me. They even find crystals for me!” he smirked, showing the lettuce in his teeth. “Crystalssss~” he rubbed his hooves together, sitting and grinning as if he had a plan. You face-palmed, again.
The pony coughed. “I’m King Sombra, ape…” Sombra looked at you expecting something.
“What do you want?”
“I'm waiting for you to bow to your majesty. Me.”
Oh you little b- “Okay, you’re going out now, please. Here, I’ll show you the door and you will never come back, then you can find crystals while playing some mining game in some other house.” You walked to the door, expecting Sombra to follow you.
But you just heard the sound of your fridge being closed and the sound of hooves beating in the ground.
You turned quickly and only had time to see the black-tailed stallion going to your bedroom. “Wait a second King Sombrero!” you walked to your room, “You can’t…” he lay in your bed reading a comic, “You are reading the special edition of Superman?”
“You apes have interesting drawing skills,” Sombra held the comic with… magic from his horn.
“Okay, it’s official: I’ve officially gone crazy…”
“So ape, I’ll be very warm here. It’s a very comforting bed. Thank you for letting me stay here. Your home is really good. It has everything I need too! Of course, it don’t have crystals or slaves, but it still good,” Sombra smiled and looked around your bedroom, “And some odd new things from you apes…”
“I didn’t let you in! I want you to go, now!”
“Who do you think you are to give orders to your king?!” his eyes were green suddenly.
“Okay okay, you don’t need to be angry little pony. Just get out and everyone will be happy, okay?”
Sombra murmured something and raised his eyebrows, “Okay ape, if I’m not staying in your chambers, then I’ll lie on your couch.” He came down from your bed and gave you a grin before going to the living room.
You took a few minutes to understand the situation and then let out a frustrated scream, going after the stallion.
You got into the living room and he was sitting on your couch, looking at the TV with a amazed face. “You apes really do fantastical things! Look at this talking box! It moves!” he smiled without taking his eyes from the TV.
You face-palmed, “You’re what? A alien from another world? This is just a television.” Sombra let out a “ooo”.
“Very good, ape. That’s exciting, I could enslave your ape species to make these things… huh, televisions in Equestria! Then I would be the true hero of my land!” he puffed out his chest, victorious.
“Equestria? What’s that? A stable? The name of your television channel?”
“You stupid ape, it’s my world! Those damn six mares brought me here when I lost my last battle!” Sombra exclaimed and sniffed, “I lost all my sweet little poor crystals… They were so young! They didn’t need to die!”
You gave one more face-palm. “So I’m talking to an alien king black technicolor stallion unicorn pony that has a strange obsession with crystals?”
“I’m not obsessed! I just like crystalsssssss~”
“Oh God… I’m crazy…” you sighed, “Then why you are here? Can’t you go and use your unicorn magic to go to your pony land or something like that?”
“No ape, I’m good here. Equestria doesn’t have televisions or such good cookies, or that odd red thing in your fridge,” the king said.
Oh damn, I think. It wouldn't be very good to tell him what meat is, you made a mental note. “Okay, horse, that’s it! You messed with my entire house. You sat on my couch, got my comics, ate my food, messed up with my entire fridge, watched my TV, and lay in my bed. I’m tired, and I just want to relax a little without anyone or any talking horse from another world holding me back. So get the f-” You heard a snore. “Wait you’re sleeping?” Sombra was lying like a dog in your couch, sleeping peacefully.
You rolled your eyes and for the first time since you put your feet in your house, you let out a little smile.
You cradled him in your arms. He was a lot heavier than you thought a pony would be. With a bit of trouble and effort, you took him to your bed and covered him with your blanket. You left the room and closed the door.
You sighed, “What the hell just happened?”
