Dump File

by Roran Dreamon

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Scene: After a few weeks into Pinkie and Viktor's relationship

Pinkie asks Viktor about trying anal with her.

'The Birds outside stop chirping. The wind dies down. Somewhere, Discord is drinking a cup of coffee. He freezes with the cup at his lips before for some mundane reason starts laughing like a madman.'

(weavile) i am about, to fucking kill you. (furret) oh c'mon , where's your christmas spirit (weavile) it ill be in your ass in about five second.

Chapter 12 The Rescue Ending

As Viktor and Hashal slowly make their way back to Trottingham, Viktor carrying a deceased Excalibur over his shoulder, dragging the deceased's feet across the dirt because he is so tired from the recent battle and for barely managing to knock out the feral changeling queen and trapping her within his gauntlet node. As the two make camp and Hashal had the first watch, Viktor is sleeping soundly and is relaxing his tired body when he feels something collide with his helmet, thinking that Hashal threw a rock at him to wake his ass up for his shift Viktor tries to grab a rock on the ground but when he opens his eyes to see nothing but a large mass of soft fuzz.

Almost freaking out he tries to swat the fuzzy object off his helmet but he misses when it takes off and lands on the top of his head and then the beast's head looks down as he looks up at it.

"Whoa...would you look at the size of this moth."

"Yea well, it may be big but it still makes the same splat pattern when you crush, now hold still."

Before Hashal could crush the poor moth by kicking it into the tree that Viktor is resting against he is stopped by a raised hand.

"No Hashal, I think this moth likes me."

"You got to be kidding me."

"Nope, I am going to be keeping this one."

"Dude its a moth, they aren't pets, they are a nussiance, they eat your cotton fabrics and they fly into the nearest lightsource cause they are not that very bright. Heh heh, bright."

"Don't care, I am keeping him."

"Are you sure its not a her, cause if your keeping it you might as well get it right."

"I will figure out its gender later, but for now it needs a name."

"Why not just call it Moth? Not like its not gonna know any better."

"OH shut it."

Picking up the moth from its head Viktor raises it in front of him, turning it around so he can stare it in the eyes, its two soft antenna's brushing against the visor of his helmet as they bob up and down.

"I think I will call you...Fluffy."

"Fluffy? You can't be serious."

"You shall be known as Fluffy, the Bringer of Darkness!"

"You got to be shitting me."

"Come Fluffy, we must be off!" and as I shout that out I stand up and point in a random direction before walking off in it, Fluffy lazily flying behind me as Hashal lets out an explosive sigh and extinguishes the fire and follows after me.

Hilarity will ensue whenever Applejack or Rarity is in the same room or area as Viktor, Fluffy will dive bomb both Applejack and Rarity, Applejack will have her hat taken away or just lands on her face and doesn't move and for Rarity just takes her scarf if she is wearing one or tries to land on her head but she keeps shooing him away. IF Fluffy is in her shop he will land on the nearest object made out of cotton and proceed to eat it and when Rarity comes to stop him with a broom or something else Fluffy will attack by dive bombing.

Derp

My thoughts temporarily scrambled as I see something else, a message from Lotus...but...but how?

"The Balor Formorians are coming but you will be ready. We finally have a working Archwing prototype and I have sent you the blueprint. This is where your task begins. You must recover blueprints for the component Archwing parts. We know these were scattered throughout the system. We also know that the Corpus are in possesion of a lost Orokin Archive, detailing their locations. Recover the archive and then find the blueprints needed to forge your Archwing. Good luck Tenno."

Looking at the blueprint laid out before I can see so much new potential, finally a set of wings that we can use to take our fight to those that oppose the new peace that we of the Red Veil will create.

Taking a look at the blueprint I can see exactly where one would attach itself to our frames, it would be not on our back like traditional wings would be located but instead it would clamp down on the back of our waist, the supposed 'Archwing' would act like our wings and would be able to allow us to keep our oxygen from depleting, prolonging our actual use in the field instead of having to flee in our ships.

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