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"Hey, Tenno." a slightly uneasy looking Twilight said as I was relaxing on the sofa in one of Royal Palace's relaxation rooms with Pinkie resting beside me, her head resting on my lap as I gently petted her mane with my right hand as my left hand was holding onto a glass of eggnog, trying hard not to break it on accident seeing that I am trying to adjust to my surroundings without my armor on.

"Yes Twilight, what seems to be the problem?" I said as I took a sip from the tall glass, trying to savor the taste but for the time being it still had a strange taste to it, something I am trying to get used to since I keep seeing these ponies drink it and they all said that it is the traditional drink to consume for this holiday.

Giving Twilight a once over I let a small smirk grace my face, Twilight Sparkle was wearing a Santa Claus outfit with black stockings on and elbow-length black gloves and when she saw me deliberately look her over and she started to blush and tried to hider herself.

"Hmmm, nice outfit Twilight, trying to seduce me away from Pinkie are you? Well it is a very nice attempt but sadly it will not work, Pinkie already beat you to the punch." smirking at the flustered mare I watched as she sputtered in place for several moments before finally she pulled herself together and with as much of a straight face as possible she spoke up.

"Tenno, you know that cave and underground structure you and that gryphon friend found two months ago?" I watched her intently now as she started to talk to me, I know exactly what she is talking about.

"Yes, that massacre of Tenno life at the hands of the feral changelings within that partially constructed Sanctuary. What about it, was something discovered that I didn't find while clearing it out?" I said, trying to keep my voice down as to not awake my sleeping beauty who mumbled something before snuggling deeper into my lap, her head precariously close to my crotch, her muzzle almost nuzzling me down below.

"Well...when Celestia allowed me to send a small group of scientists, construction ponies and royal guards to that cave you came out of two months ago they encountered a problem with a few diamond dogs that took up residence there and when they were cleared out we found the Sanctuary and what we found was absolutely breathtaking. Tenno, the things we discovered there will propel Equestria and the Crystal Empire into a new age! But sadly we kinda...don't know how to...use anything we found." Twilight said as she sat down across from Pinkie and myself on a love seat and sunk a bit into the thick cushion, her expression still a bit uneasy as she fidgets a bit.

"Twilight, all of the things you have found within that Sanctuary will remain out of your kind's reach until you are ready for it. Those things in there are simply beyond your comprehension and the few devices and contraptions within its depths can and could be used to harm others."

"But...but Tenno! We could learn from your people and only use the artifacts in there that could help ponykind and those outside of it! Please!"

"I am sorry Twilight but my answer for now is no, there are always those that will find a way to abuse the gifts we give. I must think on this more, I will tell you tomorrow morning of my actual answer, I must meditate on this." I said as I gently rub Pinkie's ears, her tail starting to twitch and wiggle before finally wagging back and forth excitedly.

"O-okay...I will see you tomorrow I guess..." sounding dejected she stood up and slowly made her way out of the room and sighing sadly she closed the door leaving me alone with Pinkie.

As I continued to pet Pinkie I felt two soft warm objects press themselves behind my head, almost engulfing it in the process as my hearing gets muffled a bit and with a slight groan of annoyance I tilted my head up just a bit to see a single sprig of mistletoe hovering over my head but that was soon replaced with the face belonging to none other than Eris, and she was blushing up a storm.

"Eris, I swear to Lotus, I am going to fucking kill you if you don't get those off of my head and that mistletoe away from me." I said quietly enough to not disturb Pinkie Pie and yet loud enough for Eris to hear me and know just how annoyed I am with her at this very moment.

"Oh c'mon Tenny, where's your Hearths Warming Spirit!" Eris says with a giant smile on her face, I can feel her breasts shift and mold around my head and even feel her heart beating at a faster rate then normal, and as I continued to stare at her I felt my own face starting to heat up and for a very good reason. Being out of my armor and greysuit I would have been exposed to the world but after three weeks back from the cave near Trottingham, Rarity had the perfect opportunity to get my measurements and in two days time she made me the equivalent of a butler's uniform and I wore it with pride because it was formfitting and comfortable, but there was a problem that attains for this particular situation. You see having Pinkie's face right at my crotch with her hot breath constantly streaming onto my flaccid manhood and now with Eris's breasts around my head was not doing my mentality any favors because these two are going to kill me at this rate.

"It ill be in your ass in about five seconds." I rumbled out and that immediately made Eris blush even harder before she swung around the sofa, straddling me in the process and somehow managing to shuffle around Pinkie without waking her up and in that moment time seemed to slow down.

I watched as Eris slowly presses her face closer to mine, her eyes lowering a bit, shyly looking away for a moment before looking back up at me and quickly zooms right at me, her lips capturing my own into a small kiss before breaking it off which only served for me to see her blushing so hard the fur on her cheeks have turned a lovely shade of red and that she was trembling badly so I did the one thing that came naturally to me.

With the smallest of murmers I cupped her chin before leading my lips back to hers but this time as soon as our lips made contact I pressed mine against her own and that was when I felt her tongue push past my lips and tapped against my teeth and as soon as I grant her access to the rest of my mouth I let my own tongue run wild with hers, feeling it coil around my own oral organ and that was when our makeout session started to get fierce as I felt her arms wrap around my back and held onto me tightly.

It wasn't before long that we break apart again but this time we are both breathless and the blush on our faces was at its highest point and that was when I felt my manhood standing at attention and is straining against the soft cotton fabric pinning it down with its clothed prison.

"I see that a certain somepony is excited." Eris said as she whispered into my ear, her tongue flicking out and lightly tapped my right earlobe, making me flinch ever so slightly but it was just enough for Eris to notice this.

"Uh..well..you see Eris I-" I was silenced as she put a finger from her lion's paw on my lips as her tail easily removed Pinkie from my lap and was gently placed aside on the sofa and she then wiggled her hips forward, straddling me completely as I felt a certain something rub against me.

"Nope. Say nothing, Pinkie and I already agreed on this so there is nothing you can say that can stop me." the female draconequus said as she shifted a bit on my lap, only adding fuel to the fire.

"Pinkie allowed this?" I swallowed loudly, my mind overclocking itself as I tried to figure out a reason as to why my Pinkie would let Eris do this with me.

"Oh yes, and you should know what that means." Eris said in a menacing tone, her tail steadily and slowly wrapping around my waist before the fluffy end of it slipped into the front of my pants, the tip brushing up against a particular part of me in a teasing manner which only served to make me more flustered.

"N-no...I don't know what that means." I started to sweat as I watched Eris start to smile slowly, revealing those pearly white teeth that I know can crack a walnut without any problems, and seeing how she is planning to do something sexual with me I just might not like what those will do to me. This wasn't how my night was supposed to end, it already went well enough when Pinkie gave me what she called was 'an early Hearth's Warming Eve'

And with an evil cackle I watched as Eris pressed herself against me and at that moment I winced as I felt that tail of hers squeeze on the one thing that should not be squeezed.

"It means my big coltfriend that this will be sweltering, grueling and exhausting." and from the large evil and toothy grin on her face I can tell she isn't fooling around with me.

"Meep." was all I could muster to say before she pulled back just a bit and snapped her eagle talons and at that moment I realized I had made a terrible mistake in being left alone in a room with her.