Halo: Killing Machine

by That Forerunner

The Changeling Massacre

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The Changeling Massacre

Killman had been thrown off his course towards the Covenant base for unknown reasons and he started heading towards a city built by the planets inhabitants. Jeff was SUPER PISSED because of these, black horse things, delaying his killing time with those Covenant fucks.

So, he was going to kill them all.

That's when he saw it, a larger black horse with a silky ruined mane and actual eyes that were green, staring at him with horror and anger. Killman learned that the big guy is always the leader. It must be responsible for throwing him off course!

"YOU!" Killman yelled, pointing his finger at Chrysalis. "WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, IM GOING TO RIP YOUR HEAD OFF THEN PULL OUT EVERY SINGLE ORGAN FROM YOUR DECAPITATED BODY! THEN IM GOING TO SHOOT YOUR LIFELESS BODY UNTIL IT EXPLODES IN TO A MILLION PIECES! YOUR GOING TO REGRET FOR THROWING ME OF COURSE AND DELAYING MY COVENANT KILLING TIME!" Killman yelled as loud as he could at Chrysalis, with his finger pointing threateningly at her.

Killman then started making his way to the Throne Room in pure raw rage.


Chrysalis was in a absolute shock at what that beast said to her. Did it think she was responsible for Throwing him off course.' If she did then she had no idea, but what mattered is that it was a clear deadly threat if it was going to make threats like that. Chrysalis then order a squad of Changeling holding up to forty after this beast.

"Lets see if he can stop that" Chrysalis said evilly while rubbing her hoof together.


Buckley was sprinting towards what should be the entrance to this fucking girly castle. While Killman was sprinting he suddenly heard buzzing coming from behind him. He stopped sprinting and turned around, a swarm of those black horse bug things, where closing in behind him. Killman cocked his SMG and yelled.

"COME AT ME YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT!!"

Killman charged at them with threatening speeds, screaming bloody murder at the Changelings. When they were close to impacting each other, Killman brought up his Hard Light Shield and the Changelings were pushed backwards 8 feet from the solid shield. Jeff then brought the shield down and unleashed his hail of bullets that can pierce through Titanium like butter. The Changelings were being mowed down like ragdolls and were spraying green blood everywhere while the bullets pierce through there chitin like nothing, then piercing through there flesh and then coming back out from there back and then killing the Changelings behind them. Killman was in straight out glee from all the blood and flesh spraying everywhere.

"YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!" Killman screamed while still unloading on the Changelings.

Eventually all the Changelings fell down dead and drained. Killman then stopped firing his SMG and took a moment to admire his work and the death around him, and this all happen in under eight seconds.

"Pathetic!" Killman shouted at the corpses around him.

"KEEP SENDING YOUR USELESS FUCKS BLACK HORSE. BECAUSE I LOVE TO KILL THEM AND WATCH THEM DIE AND SPRAY THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE! BUT I WON'T LEAVE THIS PLACE UNTIL YOUR DEAD, DECAPITATED, AND BLEEDING!!" Killman screamed everywhere with his arms out.

Killman continued his way towards the castle like nothing happened.


Chrysalis was completely in dread. That thing just eliminated forty of her children in eight seconds, she needed to take extreme measures,

My children, focus all attention on the Bipedal beast and prevent him from reaching this castle! Chrysalis ordered all her children with a single thought.

"Now, beast, lets see if you can take on my invasion force."


Killman was starting to reach the entrance to the castle, until a swarm of those black bugs went everywhere, inside the castle, in front of the entrance, and behind him. Killman smiled like psychopath thinking about all the blood was going to be spilled after the battle.

"YOU ALL JUST WANT TO DIE DON'T YOU, YOUR ALL GOING ON MY LIST OF CONFIRMED KILLS!!" Killman yelled, with arms out in a menacingly look.

Killman pointed his gun at a Changeling, but the gun made a click.

"SHIT!! Well, weapon switch it is then." Killman said to himself, while putting his SMG on his side and reaching for the weapon on his back.

Killman pulled a Forerunner Scattershot from his back and pointed it at the Changeling he planned to kill. The Changeling he pointed it at was disintegrated in a swarm of orange particles. The Changelings charged at Killman with encouragement to protect there Queen. Killman continued firing the Forerunner shotgun until it run out of ammo. Killman then grabbed a Energy Sword and activated it, making a satisfying sizzling sound.

"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!!!!" Killman screamed while running towards the hoard of Changelings.

Killman jumped on top of a Changeling using him as a boost into the crowd, he then turned around with his Suppressed Pistol and put two caps in the Changelings ass. Killman turned back around just in time to face Changelings charging him, Killman charged towards them, screaming like a madman and he came close enough he swan his Energy Sword killing at lest five Changelings, the Changelings were attempting to surround him but Killman just kept waving the sword like a crazy man on drugs while screaming. All Killman could see was black and burning flesh, he was enjoying every single moment of it. Killman looked at his H.U.D and saw that his Energy sword was down to 30%, Jeff then tossed the Energy sword into the crowd and at least killing twenty Changelings.

"Time to bring out Old Swag." Killman thought thinking like a crazy man.

Killman then brought out a giant knife, more like a machete, and he sliced Changelings while spinning a 360 over and over again. But Jeff's weapon had more secrets then it looks like. Suddenly a voice thundered across the sky shouting.

"YES, OH MY GOD!!!!"

Every Changeling around him was starting to die rapidly for no goddamn reason. Shouting and screaming that can't even be understood through all the shouting and screaming, Thundered across the sky. Killman saw on his H.U.D a new option appeared reading 'SWAG COUNTER.' And this was increasing rapidly.

"100%"

"230%"

"360%:

"420%"

When it reached 420, everything around him died from the swag. Killman looked around him and saw the streets filled with blood and pieces of flesh. Killman then screamed to the heavens.

"YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"


Chrysalis had pinpricked eyes and was just staring at Killman screaming to the heavens. Chrysalis then lost it and went crazy.

"WHAT THE FUCK, HOW DID HE DO THAT!!" Chrysalis screamed, Chrysalis then turned to the Elements. "WHO THE FUCK IS THAT, TELL ME OR YOUR ALL DEAD!!!"

Twilight was so shocked with Chrysalis behavior, but looks like she wasn't kidding.

"I don't know!!" Twilight shouted.

"TELL ME YOU PURPLE FUCK, OR EVERYTHING ON THIS PLANET DIES, AND YOU WILL BUR-" Chrysalis was interrupted by a Changeling speaking to her through her mind.

"My Queen!!" The Changeling shouted. "The beast has entered the building and is killing everything in its path. You got to help us, before he kills me too!! *BANG*" A bullet went right through the Changelings head. Chrysalis looked towards the door in horror and heard loud bangs coming from behind it.


Killman had entered the castle and was looking for the big black horse. Those smaller ones had been getting in his way so he killed them like always, Killman turned a corner and a Changeling poped up and hissed, Jeff just slashed its head off with Old Swag. Killman the looked over the corner and he saw a enormous door.

"That's got to be were Mrs. Black horse is. Killman thought to himself.

Killman ran towards the door and when he reached it he heard some chatter, and one sounded like the Big Black Horse.

"KNOCK KNOCK, WHO'S THERE, HELL, HELL WHO, YOUR GOING TO HELL YOU FUCKING BITCH." Killman said behind the door.

Killman then kicked the door off its hings, sending it flying into the room. Jeff heard some screaming from inside and he entered the room looking as deadly as ever. When he entered he was COVERED in green blood and he saw the big horse and some colorful ones. The black horse fired a green beam from its horn and Jeff responded by putting up his Hard Light Shield.

"WHAT!" Chrysalis shouts, terrified that her magic had no effect on the shield.

Killman then put the shield down and pulled out his Suppressed Pistol and fired a round in the horse's horn, and leg.

"AHGHHH!!" Chrysalis yelped in pain, then tried to run.

Killman fired a another round in her hind leg, The six girls were just completely terrified on how this creature was hurting a Changeling Queen just by pointing a loud tool at, Killman made his approach

"All hail the fucking party pooper." Killman approach her and pointed his pistol at her. "THE ONE THAT RUIN MY FUCKING COVENANT KILLING TIME, but now you'll pay for your GODAMM crimes against me and ruining my mission, and I'm going to do everything I said I was going to do, DECAPITATED YOUR FUCKING HEAD, PULL OUT YOUR ORGANS FROM YOUR DECAPITATED BODY THEN EXPLODE YOU IN NOTHING BUT GUTS, now you will pay for your crimes..in death." Killman announced to Chrysalis.

"WAIT!" Twilight yelled

Killman pulled the trigger and the bullet went right through her head.

"Dumb, FUCK!" Killman shouted at the corpse of Chrysalis.

Killman kick the body three times then pulled out Old Swag and slice her head off. Her head rolled across the floor leaving a trail of green blood, Killman then reached into the hole were her head used to be and started ripping out every organ inside her in less then fifteen seconds. Killman then pulled out a Shotgun repeatedly shot her body over and over again until it exploded into a green mist leaving only the remaining flesh.

"YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Killman screamed to the heavens.

All the girls were either throwing up or standing still in complete shock, they have never seen so much blood in there live. Killman then started walking towards Celestia in the chrysalis to free her and get some answers, but a pink Alicorn that was messy and possibly hurt block his way.

"You stay away from her!" Cadence threaten Killman, while in a battle ready stance with her horn glowing with magical forces.

"YOU WANT FUCKING HELP OR NOT!?! GET OUT OF MY WAY BITCH!!" Killman yelled at the top of his lungs as it echoed across the room, Killman shoved her to the side to get to Celestia.

Killman walked towards the Chrysalis, ignoring the cries of rage behind him, Jeff then stopped below the Chrysalis and pulled out Old Swag. Killman jumped at inhuman heights and prepare to slice the Chrysalis off the celling, as Killman approach the right height, he swung his Knife at the part of the Chrysalis that was keeping the thing attached to the roof. As the Chrysalis fell to the ground, Killman grabbed the thing and he hit the ground not even phased by the long fall. Jeff dropped the Chrysalis on the ground and watched as a figure slowly emerged from the Chrysalis.

Now, he will get his answers one way or another.


Author's Note

You where warned Chrysalis fans, but lets get one thing clear, I don't hate Chrysalis I very much like her, but that's just how this story goes, next chapter coming soon. Like VERY soon.

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