Killman watched as the chrysalis with what he guessed was there leader, rose from it's resting place and soon a pissed off Alicorn emerged from the chrysalis, covered in a green substance. Eyes giving a deadly glare her facial expression locked into a frown, Celestia stood at eye level with Jeff and glared at him as if it was a staring contest.

"Killing and then butchering Chrysalis was absolutely unnecessary." Celestia declared to Killman, her facial expression still locked in its threatening look.

Killman was shocked with her response, as he just saved there asses from a certain doom.

"I think your missing something, WHERE'S MY FUCKING 'THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY ASS SPEECH' SUNBUTT!!" Killman yelled directly in Celestia's face, earning gasps from the crowd below him.

"HEY! She's the Princess, you can't just insult her like-"

"I GET TO SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO SUNBUTT!! NOW SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE YOU END UP LIKE HER!!" Killman yelled in Rainbow Dashes direction, then pointing to the little bits of remains of Queen Chrysalis's corpse.

"YOU WILL NOT TREAT ME AND MY SUBJECTS WITH SUCH ATTITUDE!" Celestia nearly yelled in the Royal Canterlot Voice at Jeff, while making her way into a threatening stance.

Killman, not even phase by her sudden outbreak, turned his attention towards the pissed off princess, and then slowly walked up to her. Jeff stopped when his helmet nearly touched her face, and standing near good 2 inches above her.

"Look here bitch, I just saved your ass from a bug infestation, and what do I get as a reward, ONE PISSED OFF MEGA BITCH!! WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT YOUR FUCKING ENEMY?!? DID YOU WANT TO FUCK ONE OR SOMETHING, OR AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE!? FROM HOW SAW IT, IT LOOKED LIKE THEY WHERE TRYING TO KILL YOUR ASSES, AND YOU CARE ABOUT SOMETHING THAT NEARLY KILLED YOU! YOU NEED HELP BITCH!!" Killman yelled at the top of his lungs at Celestia, with his finger pointing at her in a aggressive way.

Celestia was done, the Princess charged up her horn and prepared to knock this beast into oblivion. But before she could, he spoke.

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk, not so fast Sunbutt." Killman told Celestia, then whistled as if commanding something.

Only a second later, a blond dog came running in towards Jeff. The dog stood by Jeff, awaiting orders. Celestia was curious on way this beast had summoned a dog, and where did the dog come from.

"Sunbutt, meet my dog, The Doge.

"WOW" The Doge announced his first words to Celestia.

"Now, if you don't fucking thank me bitch, me and the Doge are going to kick your ass!" Killman shouted at Celestia, and the Doge growling at her.

"You think you can beat the Princess!? She can raise the sun and what can you do-"

BOOM

Killman shot Rainbow in the forehoof with a unsuppressed Magnum, making everyone's ears ring.

"AGHHAAA!" Rainbow yelled in pain, and fell down on the floor holding her left hoof

"Get rekt rainbow pony." Killman announced to Rainbow, then blowing the steam of the muzzle of the magnum.

"RAINBOW!" Everypony in the room yelled in fear, while running towards her.

Celestia soon arrived on the scene with everypony else.

"Celestia is she alright!?" Twilight asked in a fearful voice, while looking up a Celestia.

Celestia was the first to notice a hole, the size of a golf ball in her left forehoof, which was bleeding badly.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER YOU BEAST!?" Celestia yelled at Jeff, turned towards him.

"I shot her, what could it be?" Killman answered her question as if she was stupid, while standing in the same position.

Celestia right eye twiched, she lost it.

"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR IGNORANCE BEAST!!" Celestia yelled in the Royal Canterlot Voice, while flying up about 5 feet in the air, charged her horn and fired a beam of magical energy at Killman.

Killman saw the incoming attack and charged up his own.

CALL 911 NOW!!!!!!!!

A huge beam of blue electrocuting dubstep shot out of Killman's hand and struck Celestia magical beam. When two beams energy struck, the dubstep one pushed Celestia's beam like nothing. Celestia looked in dread as her beam was being pushed back like nothing, Celestia tried to move out of the way to avoid situation like this again, but she was to slow and she flew towards the wall at 200 meters per second, only 4.milliseconds later she struck the wall, creating a shape of herself imbedded into the wall.

"HOWS THAT FEEL YOU FUCK!!" Killman yelled at the broken body of Celestia, which was doing everything to stay alive.

"Huh, what, what's happening?" Shining Armor asked, finally awaking from his transe.

BOOM

Killman shot Shining Armor right in the fucking head

"NEVER FUCKING INTERRUPT ME SCRUB!!"

"SHINING, NOOOOO!!!!" Cadence yelled at the top of her lungs, her eyes filling up with tears running towards Shining Armor. "NOOO, NOOOOOOOOO WHHHYYYYY!!!!! YOU BUCKING MONSTER!!" Cadence yelled at Jeff, looking right at him.

"Hey, he interrupted me, he should be more careful, EVEN THOUGH HE'S ALREADY DEAD!!!" Killman then LOLed his ass off, the Doge doing the same.

Twilight turned around from Celestia and was now seething with rage, first this beast hurts Rainbow Dash, then the Princess, THEN MURDERS HER BROTHER AND THEN LAUGHS HIS FLANK AT HIS HORRIBLE JOKE!!!

No, he ends here now.

AGGHHHHHHHHHHH YOU SHIT STAIN!!!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" Twilights satanic scream shakes the whole Palace as her eyes turn a deadly white.

Killman looked at Twilight, not even impressed by her rage.

"Yeah, good luck with that. I've got this entire mountain armed with 20 million tons of TNT, that will destroy this mountain, and everything around it. Soooo DON'T FUCKING DO THAT PRICK!!" Killman warned Twilight, standing his ground.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!! PREPARE TO DIE YOU ASSHOLE!!!" Twilight yelled completely ignoring Jeff's warning.

"FUCK YEAH!!! I GET TO BLOW UP A FUCKING MOUNTAIN!!! SEE YA FUCKER, EVERYTHING ON THIS MOUNTAIN AND AROUND IT IS ABOUT TO OBLITERATED!! LETS GO DOGE!!"

"WOW" The Doge then spawned up Harry Potter, which he held two brooms.

"WHAT THE!! WHY I'M I HERE!!" Harry Potter demanded, looking at the nearest person, which was Jeff.

"Too die Potter!" Killman then shot a 5 inch bullet into Harry's head, the head exploded in a blast of blood and gore.

"GRAB THE BROOMS AND LETS GO!!" Jeff shouted at the Doge.

The Doge spawned Jeff and him on the magical flying Brooms, which then launched off at incredible speeds, nearly missing a massive magical bolt that put a 20 foot hole where they were standing that was shot by Twilight.

"NIGHTY NIGHTY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!" Killman then pulled out the detonator that would detonate the 20 million tons of TNT in the mountain.

Jeff Buckley then pressed the button on the detonator, and then the mountain holding Canterlot exploded from the inside, allowing pieces of the mountain to shoot out everywhere around the use to be mountain, and allowing the explosion to spread, obliterating Ponyville, the Everfree Forest, and everything in the area.

"YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!" Killman screamed to the heavens, flying away from the explosion at Mach 2.

Everything in the mountains range was killed.

Author's Note

All that remains is the Epilogue. Stay tuned for the final chapter.