Everypony gets writer's block. There's all kinds of tricks and stuff that people come up with for beating it. Mine, a result of my insanity and the strange way my mind works, is unique as far as I know. I'm going to be demonstrating my technique through this story. Just remember everything is unedited, uncensored and uncut. That's step one. Write whatever you want, nopony is allowed to judge this or will ever see it. (Except in this case where I've published it for the duel purpose of satire and instructing.

Step 2 is give your characters a shard of your soul. Let them breath and live. You don't direct there actions, rather you record them. Pinkie has always done this with me. She is always breaking loose and causing chaos.

Step 3 is to let them help you. Don't backspace anything they say just because it doesn't make sense or isn't flowing or grammatically correct. They are a gateway to the Muse and a means for it to tell you exactly what's wrong.

Sex tag is for discussions about Clop fics and innuendos. It's a bar and I usually write these things with my mind in a weird place. If anyone can think of a good cover art for this let me know, but for now I'll use this. Enjoy what MLP looks like to a color blind person like me.