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A yellow pony groaned as he put a hoof on his forehead. As he gritted his teeth, he opened his eyes, ignoring the pain that stung all over his body. He examined his surroundings, seeing trees, dirt, and slight darkness from the shades of the trees. He saw in a few feet away a long gray object. He smiled, glad to see his trusty rifle in sight. He extended his arm to grab the rifle. He stopped when he saw that his arm looked not like a human arm, but rather a horse arm.

His jaw dropped slightly as he saw his arm. He slowly stood up, realizing that he wasn't standing up as a human. Blinking rapidly, he looked at the reflection of a nearby puddle.

"What the fuck?!"

He saw that he was an Earth Pony, a green mane grew from the top of his head, complete with a green tail on the end of his body. His eyes were crimson red and his mouth and parts of his military uniform were stained with red blood. He turned around slightly, seeing a rifle picture on the side of his flank.

With a confused grunt, he looked around, wondering where he is.

"Are you sure this is the right direction?!"

"The hell would I know?! I'm a fucking talking skull on fire!"

"Shut up, you two sons of bitches!"

"Fuck you, Lost Soul Number Three!"

A cave once covered in total darkness is now covered in lightness from three flying pony skulls, all of them are on fire, yet feel no burning pain from it. These horned skulls are known as Lost Souls.

"'Em's fighting words, bitch!" Lost Soul Number Three screeched as he charged at the other Lost Soul. As he collided, the Lost Soul exploded, leaving Lost Soul Number Three triumphant.

"Damnit Lost Soul Number Three! You just had to kill Lost Soul Number Number Two!"

The two Lost Souls turned to the source of their voice, along with their master. A brown pegasus flew over to the two burning skulls with an angry look on his face. Dark curved horns were present on the top of his head and the most notable feature was his single red eye with a black and yellow pupil. On the side of his flank was a picture of a Lost Soul.

"He started it, Pain Elemental." The Lost Soul said sheepishly.

"I don't care!" Pain Elemental shouted. "We don't know where we are, so it's important that we stop fucking around! Hold up. I need to make this room less dark."

Pain Elemental cleared his throat as he opened his jagged tooth-filled mouth, revealing a red skull embedded in his throat. With a loud screech, the red skull generated another Lost Soul, causing it to fly out of Pain Elemental's mouth. The Lost Soul turned to its master.

"Hello." Pain Elemental greeted firmly. "You are now Lost Soul Number Two."

"Tee hee. Number Two."

"SHUT UP!"

A squirrel quickly hid to its underground home, along with the other animals in the plains. All of them scared at what they saw walking in the plains.

A fat tannish pony, with blood leaking from his mouth, trotted along with his two companions, a peach-furred thin unicorn and a tall pony skeleton with his lower part soaked in blood and guts. The fat pony's arms were replaced with giant metal tubes that had cords connected to the back of his body. The skeleton wore a silver chest armor and had a mounted device on his shoulders, with two missile launcher tubes on each side. The unicorn had no flesh around his abdomen, showing off his spinal cord and ribcage. The fat pony had a fireball cutie mark, the unicorn had a flame cutie mark, and the skeleton had no cutie mark, since he doesn't have skin in the first place.

"So what coulda happened?" The skeleton asked, despite lacking any organs to actually speak. "Ya know, how we gots here?"

"The hell would I know, Revenant?" The fat tannish pony replied bitterly.

"I'm just asking, Mancubus." The skeleton replied with an angry tone in his voice.

"Guys, quit it please." The unicorn said with a bit of annoyance in his tone.

"Not now, Arch-Vile." Revenant said before facing Mancubus. "Ah can't ask a fucking question?!"

"Guys, shut up." The unicorn said bitterly, yet calmly.

"Suck my dick, bonehead!" Mancubus retorted with a sly grin.

"YA KNOW AH HATE BEING CALLED THAT!!!" Revenant roared furiously as he fired a missile at Mancubus's head, causing his head to explode in a bloody mess, bits of brain staining the grass, along with blood, bone, cranium, and some other parts that the Revenant and Arch-Vile still do not recognize. His body slumped to the ground, more blood leaked from his decapitated neck, causing a part of the grass to go from green to crimson.

"GODDAMNIT, REVENANT!!!" Arch-Vile shouted at the top of his lungs as Mancubus's tongue, teeth, and eyeball fell to the ground.

Revenant just shrugged, which made Arch-Vile facepalmed. Sighing, Arch-Vile stood in front of what was once Mancubus. As his eyes brightened a bright yellow glow, he looked up to the sky, blood forming in his hooves and face. Slowly, Mancubus's neck formed a new head and the blood and body parts that were spilled slowly disappeared.

As soon as Mancubus was fully revived, he blinked his green eyes a bit before turning towards Revenant with an angry face. He pointed his metallic arms at Revenant and fire a couple of fireballs at him. As the fireballs hit Revenant, the skeleton let out a shriek as his spinal cord snapped, gushing out a lot of blood as he dropped to the ground, dead.

Arch-Vile groaned angrily. "This is gonna be a long day..."

Twilight Sparkle was absolutely shocked.

The purple alicorn princess was enjoying a nice picnic with her friends: Spike, her loyal dragon assistant, Rainbow Dash, Ponyville's known rainbow-maned flyer, Pinkie Pie, the happy and joyful pony of the town, Rarity, the beautiful fashionista unicorn, Applejack, local apple farmer, and Fluttershy, the adorable animal caretaker.

Both of her friends ate lunch in one of the local parks of Ponyville, where they enjoyed a lunch of hay sandwiches (and jewels for Spike). They exchanged stories and laughs. They were having a good time.

Until they met two new ponies.

Twilight stared at the brown red-eyed Earth pony, whose fur is covered with white spikes. His cutie mark is a red fireball. Next to the brown pony is a red pegasus, whose notable feature is his only eyeball. His head had white spikes coming from his head. His cutie mark was a green fireball.

The pegasus looked at the ponies (and dragon) with his only green eye. He cleared his throat and said,

"Uh...Howdy?"