Author's Note

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Quick update.

MAP02: Canterlot

The green-maned Earth pony walked in the forest, wondering where he is. He kept his rifle strapped to his back. He wondered how he arrived in this forest. He remembered what happened before...

"FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!!"

A zombiefied soldier ran away with his eyes widen in fear as he heard agonizing death screams from other zombies combined with a loud buzzing chainsaw noise.

"WE HAD A FUCKING ARCH-VILE THERE AND THAT FUCKING GREEN FUCKER KILLED HIM WITH THAT BIG FUCKING GUN!!!" The zombie shouted as he stopped for a moment to take a deep breath.

The charging sound of the BFG 9000 caused him to jump up and continue to run away, only to bump into a Pain Elemental.

"Oh! Pain Elemental, thank God!!!" The zombie said as he hugged the one-eyed creature.

"What the hell happe-ah, ah, AH-CHOO!!!" The Pain Elemental sneezed, causing a Lost Soul to come out of his mouth.

"Space. Space. Space." The Lost Soul said repeatedly.

"Oh God, it was horrible..." The zombie said as he started to shake. "We were so close to killing that green dude..."

"I wanna go to space. Space. Space. Son, I want you to go to space."

"Th-th-then he got that red med-kit and started to punch the shit out of the other soldiers."

"Space. Kevin Spacey. Office Space. Space."

"And then he found a chainsaw...and then..."

"SPAAAAAAAAAA..."

"Hold up." The zombie said before aiming his rifle at the Lost Soul and firing, causing the Lost Soul to explode.

"What the hell! That was my son!" The Pain Elemental said in anger.

"Just fucking sneeze!" The zombie shouted back. "You have a million flying burning assholes inside you anyway!"

"Eat a dic-" The Pain Elemental was interrupted as a rocket hit him, causing him to explode into three Lost Souls.

The zombie soldier shrieked as he ran away, leaving the Lost Souls alone with the space marine.

"99 bottles of beers on the wall, 99 bottles of beer!" One Lost Soul sang before being blown up by a Super Shotgun.

"Take one down, pass it around!" The other Lost Soul sang before being attacked by a plasma gun.

"98 bottles of beer!" The last Lost Soul sang before being punched to death.

The zombie soldier continued to run until a bright light was emitted out of nowhere, causing him to drop his gun and cover his eyes with his hands. He grunted as the light grew even brighter.

The pony's thoughts were interrupted as he heard footsteps. He blinked as two other ponies emerged from the trees of the forest. One pony looked exactly like the green-maned pony, except that he was completely bald with no tail, his military uniform was darker, and he had a shotgun strapped to his back, along with a shotgun picture on the side of his flank. Next to him was a slightly bigger pony who looked like the pony with the shotgun, except he wore red armor and red boots, had a chaingun strapped to his back, and had a chaingun picture on his flank.

They both stopped as soon as they saw the green-maned pony.

"Former Human?" The big bald pony said in disbelief.

The green-maned pony dropped his jaw.

"Former Sergeant? Heavy Weapon Dude?"

"Demon play with Archie!" A pink Earth pony yelled as he jumped on top of a tan pony with a robot body.

The pink pony had yellow eyes, horns coming out of his big head, and sharp teeth. Despite his appearance, his behavior is similar to a dog.

"My name is not Archie, Demon! It is Arachnotron!" The tan pony replied bitterly as his dark blue beady eyes glared at the pink pony.

Arachnotron's head looked suspiciously like a brain. His robotic body had a plasma gun attached in the front. The pink pony, Demon, ignored Arachnotron and continued to lick his face.

Arachnotron was about to shout at Demon again, but then he felt another tongue licking him.

"Spectre?!" Arachnotron angrily shouted. "Is that you licking my face!?"

He pushed off Demon and looked at the culprit, a partially invisible creature who looked similar to Demon. The partially invisible creature, Spectre, gently pawed the floor with a sad face, though neither Demon nor Arachnotron saw Spectre's sad expression.

"Is Archie mad at Spectre?" Spectre mumbled as he let out a small sniff.

Arachnotron let out a sigh as he calmed down. "No, Spectre. I'm just tired. And call me Arachnotron, not Archie."

The Spectre smiled and licked Arachnotron's leg, causing the tan pony to roll his eyes.

"Where are we, Arachnotron?" Demon asked as he stared to his right, seeing a nice-looking castle next to a mountain.

"I dunno, Demon." Arachnotron said as he walked up to Demon, his legs making a sound every time he walked. "But let's find out. Come on. Let's go a pay a visit to that castle. And please don't create any ruckus. Do you understand, Demon and Spectre?"

Both ponies stood up straight, saluting Arachnotron. "Yes, Archie!"

Arachnotron closed his eyes and shook his head.

"Your highness!" A Royal Guard yelled as he burst through the doors, running up to a white princess and her dark sister, who is also a princess.

"What is it?!" The dark princess, Luna, asked as the guard stopped for a moment to catch his breath.

"There are two ponies vandalizing the town with these green fireballs!"

The white princess, Celestia, stood from her throne. "Then we must waste no time."

She turned to Luna, who nodded at her older sister. Celestia's horn began to glow as she and Luna are transported to the town square. There, they are greeted with the nobles screaming in horror as they ran away.

Celestia and Luna looked at the source of the disturbance.

Two Earth ponies who had two goat horns on their heads and had a dark brown lower body. One pony had a pink upper body and white horns. The other pony had a tan upper body and brown horns. They were about the same size as the princesses and had a green fireball picture on the side of their flanks.

They threw green fireballs out of their hands into several buildings. The pink pony seemed the most aggressive.

"CALL ME A FUCKING GIRL AGAIN!" The pink pony roared furiously. "I FUCKING DARE YOU!"

"I still think this is a bad idea, Baron of Hell." The tan pony said as he threw a fireball at a hat stand.

"Hell Knight, SHUT UP AND JUST CONTINUE TO ATTACK!!!!" Baron of Hell loudly replied back as he continued to throw fireballs.

"No need to yell..." Hell Knight muttered as he continued his rampage with a calm look on his face.

"ENOUGH!!!" Luna yelled in her Royal Canterlot voice, which caught the attention of Baron of Hell and Hell Knight.

The Baron of Hell growled at Luna and threw a fireball at her. Celestia used her magic to create a reflective shield, which reflected the fireball back at Baron of Hell, which hit him in the head, causing him to go blind for a few seconds. Immediately, Celestia used her magic to hold Baron of Hell captive. Knowing that all was lost, Hell Knight shrugged, stopped his attacking, and held his arms up in the air, freely allowing Luna to hold him captive with his magic.

Baron of Hell regained his sight and then stared at the angry Celestia.

"The ponies in this town called me a girl!" Baron of Hell complained. "It's not my fault I'm pink!"

"So let me get this straight." Twilight said as she and her friends stared at the brown pony and red pegasus. "The brown pony is called Imp and you're called Cacodemon?"

"Correct." The red pegasus, Cacodemon, replied with a sheepish grin, showing off his sharp teeth.

"And you say you're from Hell?" Twilight asked as she used her magic to take down notes. "What exactly is Hell?"

"A place where dead creatures go to when they've been bad and the source of all evil." The brown pony, Imp, replied. "AKA home sweet home for me and Cacodemon."

"So you mean Tartarus?" Twilight asked. "Because Hell sounds similar to Tartarus. Wait, if you're dead, how come you're still alive?"

Cacodemon shrugged, something he was unfamiliar with since he was once a giant flying head with no arms to shrug with. "Dunno. I guess we were born from evil and the sins of all the dark beings of life and existence. Sounds cool."

"Me and my red flying friend were blinded by a yellow light." Imp explained. "Next thing we know, we were transported in this world. I suspect our comrades are also in this world."

"In that case, be careful of these five we know." Cacodemon warned. "One's a giant demon with a rocket launcher as his arm, a giant spider brain on robot legs with a giant ass chaingun, some blue guy who has a machine gun and speaks in some human language I can't understand, a kid who wears this stupid helmet and looks like he's being hanged, and a giant demon face."

The Mane 6 and Spike gulped in fear.

"W-W-Well." Applejack said nervously. "Thanks for the heads-up, I guess."

"Here's another thing, why do you smell like blood and organs?" Twilight asked uncomfortably.

Imp and Cacodemon looked at each other uncomfortably. "I wish that green guy was here to kill us now..." Imp whispered nervously.