Author's Note

So I got baked and wrote another chapter to this and I may or may not write more, that's up to the ganja an tings.

hits from the bong

The bell had rung an hour ago as Snips and Snails made their way down the empty hallway. "I can't believe Cheerile gave us detention, and for what?" Snips commented about the events that caused the two to be leaving the school an hour after everyone else. "Duh, isn't it because we tried to steal the test answers from her desk?" Snails replied. "Well it's not like we succeeded, at lest not this time." Snips added kicking the lockers.

As the two walked through the school doors they saw a familiar purple and green dragon waiting for them. "Yo, yo what's good fellas?" Spike yelled as they came down the steps towards him.

"Oh snap it's the homie Spike, where you been man?" Snips asked as he and Snails greeted Spike. "Damn bro, you making crazy gains my boy." Snails commented when he saw Spike's arm.

Spike flexed for him, "Yeah you know Twilight had me pinned up so I been pumping iron." "Really, it's only been like a few weeks." Snails piped up. "I'm a dragon remember, I grow faster." He quipped as the trio walked over Snip's car, a black and green low rider. "Ah you got your ride back from the shop?" Spike commented as they walked up to the old school impala.

Spike admired the gold trim that Snips had put on to match the rims. "Yeah it's come a long way from the wreck my dad gave me hasn't it?" Snips slid into the drivers seat and cranked it up. "The old man said if I wanted a car I'd have to fix it up myself," He started playing with the switches making the car hop. "but now he's wishing he hadn't said that."

He turned off the hydraulics to let Snails and Spike get in. Spike climbed into the back seat, "Yeah, I'm still putting in work on the engine for that ford falcon Big Mac let me take off his hands." He added.

When Snails closed his door he produced a joint form his pocket. Spike got one whiff of it once it was lit and ripped right from his mouth. "Is this the skunk shit you guys have been smoking while I've been on punishment?" He asked spiting on the joint to put it out then throwing it out the window.

"Oh yeah you packing any of that Applejack or maybe some Rarity?" Snails asked; the last time they hit some Applejack it kicked so hard Snails coughed for an hour then slept for a week. "Hey you know the rules, the Rarity is for me only," Spike pulled out a joint wrapped in black paper. "But I do have this, I call it King Sombra Kush."

Spike passed it to Snails who lit up and took one drag before shutting down. "Hey Snails," Snips said looking from the road to his friend. "Ay, say something man."

Snails blinked real fast and coughed a little. "So why is it called King Sombra Kush?" Snails asked sounding like the dark king himself. His eyes were so glazed they glowed green and his horn glowed red.

"Oh pass that my boy." Snips took the blunt and took a hit that made him swerve a little. "whoa!" He laugh with smoke flowing from his mouth. He took another hit feeling the effects and swearing everything was made of crystals.

"Hey puff it and pass it." Spike tapped Snips on his shoulder. "Oh sorry man." He handed it to Spike. "Yo, if you want some other stuff I've been working on I got you if you're willing to try it out?" Snips and Snails looked at each other and shrugged. "Yeah sure, not doing anything else." They said together.

The car made it's way through the streets with it's windows fogged from the three hot boxing inside. Spike put a second blunt in rotation; they were certain the car was flying in the air. Spike looked out the window and thought he saw Rainbow dash flying by, he waved as the car flew faster through the clouds.

"Hey Spike man where are we headed anyway?" Snips had no idea of where was going but was more than happy to just ride around getting baked. "The CMC club house," Spike said slumping down it the back seat. "I asked Scootaloo to hold some stuff for me And she said she stashed it there."

As the car pulled up to the club house they could see the girls were inside. "Good, now I wont have to look for it." When Snails got out his legs shook under him and he fell back into his seat. Snips got out and snapped his fingers while making a whistling sound , "Come boy there's weed inside." Snails laugh flipping him the bird.

Making it up the front steps of the club house proved to be a little harder for them than it should be. They finally made it with Spike knocking on the door. Apple bloom answered the door surprised to see the boys this late in the day. "Uh, hey, Spike what brings you around?" She asked as he floated through the door.

Spike shook the haze from his brain, "Scootaloo was holding some stuff for me, is she here." "Um, Spike you're talking to a wall." Sweetie belle informed him. He turned to see four girls looking at him. Spike knew he had to be tripping cause he thought he saw Diamond tiara standing with the girls and had to rub his red eyes to make sure he was seeing right. "Man this Sombra is good stuff." Spike commented as he couldn't believe what he was seeing.

"That's right, you haven't heard Tiara is our friend now." Scootaloo said seeing the way the boys were looking at them. "Man how long have I be grounded?" Spike asked himself when Scootaloo passed him the box he had asked her to hold for him. "Ah sweet!" He exclaimed opening the small box and looking over the pill bottles with various color tape on them.

"Alright let's see," He said examining each one. "I got some pinkie pie, a little Sunset shimmer, and a bit of the princess Luna." Suddenly his eyes went wide and he could hardly contain himself. "This is the stuff right here boys." He showed them a bottle with brown and gray tape.
"Wait what is it?" Tiara asked completely lost on what was holding everyponies attention. "This my dear Tiara is called Discord." Spike mused uncapping the bottle and taking a sniff. The very smell made him cough.

"So, who's got some papers?" When nopony answered it seemed the party was over before it started; until Snips suddenly remembered what he had out in the car. He quickly ran out the his ride and came back with his bong. "Here we go hits from the bong." Snips proclaimed to the over joyed hand claps of the crew.

Sweetie belle poured some water in it while Spike packed the bulb. Tiara just sat dumbfounded over what she was seeing; never in a million years would she have thought that the girls did something like this but she figured it was all Snips and Snails did.

Tiara was snapped out of her thoughts when she saw that Spike was handing her the bong. "Oh no I don't partake." She said trying to turn it down but it became clear that wasn't an option.

"Oh no group rules," Sweetie belle said taking the bong and placing it in Tiara's lap. " when joining the crew getting lit then the new girl must always takes first hit." Sweetie said imitating Zacora.

"No I don't think my dad would…" "Dude I sale to your dad," Spike cut her off. "he doesn't strike me as hypocrite." "Wait what?" She began to ask when Spike distracted her by thossing a lighter into her lap. The puzzled look on her face made it painfully obvious she had no idea what she was doing. "Need some help?" Scootaloo asked lighting it and holding the top of the bong in Tiara's mouth.

As the vapor filled the glass Scootaloo pulled out the bulb causing her to rapidly inhale Tiara's eyes watered, she felt like she was going to suffocate coughing uncontrollably. Apple bloom patted her on the back, "Don't worry you'll be fine and you only have to take one hit." She informed her of the other group rule regarding new ponies joining in.

"Yeah but If you keep smoking with us you have to roll and/or pack." Snips added taking a hit before passing it. "We always pass to the left," Sweetie belle said before taking two hits. " and always puff, puff, then pass." She added while passing the bong to Spike.

"I don't think she heard a word you said." Spike stated pointing at Tiara whose eye lids were fluttering rapidly before finally coming to rest half closed. "Aw yeah this is going to be a good session." Scootaloo said placing her phone I the middle of the circle; 'hit's from the bong' started playing as Snails took his hit.

When the bong came back round to Tiara she took her hit in relative silence. The second hit really sent her head swimming. The walls began to move in and out as if the club house were breathing. Everything and everypony faded away as the floor split and splintered under her. She could hardly believe it as she flew at top speed into space, straight into a multi-colored vortex with the songs of her dad's old Grateful Dead records playing and she suddenly why he listened to them.

A nudge to the ribs snapped her out of it. "No baby sitting the bong." Sweetie belle said taking the bong herself. Tiara shook her head and looked over at Spike. "I see why you call it Discord." She told him causing him to reply with a sly smile. "Yeah, a little pinkie pie crossed with bit of the old Star swirl for a winning combination."

It took him a while to get it just right but growing it along side the right mushrooms really gave it that reality warping effect.
Apple bloom was next but as she took her hit she noticed that Diamond tiara was looking at her strange. "Ah, is something wrong Tiara?" She asked before taking a hit; she didn't get to blow the smoke out before Tiara was locking lips with her, she forced her tongue into the other girls mouth sharing her smoke. "Whoa, most ponies only do that after they hit this Princess Cadence." Spike commented sending everyone into a laughing fit.

When the door to the club house finally opened sweetie belle and Spike staggered out first with Scootaloo rolling on her side behind them. "See that's what happens when you drink the bong water." Apple bloom said to Snips as the two of them carried a half sleep Tiara out and down to the car.

"Heh been there." He remarked fishing for his keys. "Snails lets roll, gotta hit up the convenience store," He helped Apple bloom load Tiara into the back. "cotton mouth is starting to creep up."

"Are you sure you've got her?" Apple bloom asked for the tenth time. "Don't worry, we'll get your girlfriend home safe." A comment that bought him a slap to the back of the head, which he laughed off before slowly backing up.

"Hey Spike," Snips called out the window. "we're gonna drop in on Button mash, you rolling with us?" Spike's mouth was preoccupied on Sweetie belle's neck to answer. "Oh, seems he has more important matters to attend to." He quipped rolling up his window and pulling off.
"Hit's from the bong gets 'em every time." He laughed watching the two head towards Sweetie belle's house in the rearview mirror.