CM Punk: Equestrian Pony Wrestling

CM Punk AKA Phillip Brooks, was not having his day. First he got eliminated at the very end of the Royal Rumble from Kane when he was eliminated. Then lost his chance at going to the main event of Wrestlemania, Left the WWE for that bull shit, and then got fired on his wedding day.

Yeah, life wasn’t going for him at all. In fact, Aj Lee didn’t even show up for the wedding when it happened. Punk’s heart broke, and he lost everything. His job, His ex-wife, his career and his dignity. For he was just left to rot from his girlfriend. Punk did not cry on that day when she left, He didn’t.

“Ok. I might’ve cried a little.” Cm Punk said, sighing sadly.

“But yeah. My life went way downhill when that happened. I tried going to the UFC afterwards, and now I have a match with the ‘Green power ranger’ And I don’t even know if I have the strength to beat him,” Cm punk said, glaring at the floor.

“Now I ain’t a pussy or anything about what happened, Besides it’s just business. And I was supposed to be eliminated, I just didn’t know it was supposed to be at the very end of the Rumble,” CM Punk said, Chuckling.

“And by Kane who I already eliminated at the beginning of the Rumble just to say.  And just so everyone knows, no. Seth Rollins was not in that Rumble the longest. It’s just the freaking WWE giving me the Krispen wah treatment if you know what I mean,” CM Punk said, rolling his eyes.

“And that fight with the Green Ranger is going to be happening very soon. But, instead of getting to the UFC for my debut. Something more surprising happened to me instead,” CM Punk said, smiling.

“So, Author. Why don’t you tell them how I got there? And yes, I am dropping a pipe-bomb, so live with it,” CM Punk said, glaring at the readers.

I shall CM Punk. I shall. So, How do we start it with?

“How about with me driving to the UFC arena for one?” CM Punk asked.

All right. We’ll start with that.

So CM Punk was driving down a street in………..shit.

“What’s wrong?” Cm Punk asked.

“I don’t know what street you should drive down because I don’t know nothing about Chicago -_-.

“Well, I do live in Chicago, Illinois. Does that help?” CM punk asked, with a raised eyebrow.

Yeah! That I’ll work! I’ll say you’re driving down a street in Illinois!

“You’re so lucky that you fixed that spelling error,” CM Punk said.

“Now get on with the story!” CM Punk yelled out.

All right! So! CM Punk was driving in his car…..

“There‘s no need for specifics Author!” CM Punk said.

All right! Jeez! Then when he was driving in his car along a street in Illinois Chicago…..

“You know, you didn’t need to say that right?” CM Punk said, Confused.

Shut up! I’m trying to do your story!

Now then, Along the way to his new job at UFC. He was pulled over from a road-block that was in his way.

“Dang it! I’m going to be late!” CM Punk stated.

“Wait. I stated that? Isn’t it I yelled out annoyingly?” CM Punk said, stopping himself.

Do you want me to do your story or not?

“Yes! Keep on going then!” CM Punk said, Smiling and getting back into character.

CM Punk is 37 years old if anyone wanted to know.

“So yes, I know the birds and the bees and all that blah blah bullshit. Now get on with it!” CM Punk stated, impatiently.

All right. So CM Punk knew he was going to be late, and saw the UFC arena right on the other side of the road-block that was in his way.

“Oh, That is just some bullshit right there,” CM Punk said, annoyingly.

“You know, putting in ly for words doesn’t really help that much,” CM Punk stated, smiling.

Just be quiet and let me keep on going man >_<.

“All right,” CM Punk said, shrugging his shoulders.

So CM Punk decided to leave his car and just walk to the arena for the exercise.

“Cause I totally need it.” CM Punk stated, sarcastically.

Just be quiet -_-. Anyways, The next thing that happened would change his life forever.

“Man did it.” CM Punk stated.

CM Punk was walking through the construction area and was surprised he wasn’t caught walking through it yet. But now, he was going to regret wanting to go through this site. Because something was falling right onto him at that moment. CM Punk looked up to see a mountain of huge rocks start to fall onto him.

CM Punk got hit, and fell unconscious under the rubble of rocks. He felt the rocks get iced and then get frozen solid.

“Wait a minute. Were doing it like this?” CM Punk said.

Yes we are. Now live with it.

“Fine.” CM Punk stated, mad.

He was frozen in 2015, and couldn't believe everything he was seeing.

“What? Am I on the hall of fame or something?” CM Punk said, confused.

You kind of were. You were on the *People who were famous and got themselves frozen on accident* fame.

“I’ll take it. Besides, It’s probably better than the hall of fame that WWE and UFC has.” CM Punk said, snickering.

I think you should stop talking, you’re probably making a lot of people confused.

“Sorry! See you in about a couple of decades I guess!” CM Punk stated.

Anyways, with the interruption out of the way. CM Punk saw everything in front of his eyes change. His world changed to a future like world, then a world of where Apes ruled over the Earth somehow.

“Is that a reference?” CM Punk asked.

No. No it’s not. Anyways, next thing he saw was meteors destroying the planet. And the sudden shock of the planet exploding made the ice CM Punk was frozen in fly away from the planet and go into Outer space.

“Dang. This must be some absolute zero ice man.” CM Punk stated, smiling.

Anyways, CM Punk went into orbit of every planet. But flew over everything and went out of the solar system. Out of his universe.

“Are you making me god or something?” CM Punk said, laughing his ass off.

No, Now then. Next thing that happened was CM Punk flew into orbit with a planet that looked like Earth. And he crash landed onto that planet. And the heat around that planet destroyed his ice and CM Punk blinked confusedly.

“So, I guess that just happened.” CM Punk said, chuckling.

“Better make sure I still have my gear on.” CM Punk said.

He looked at his body and thankfully enough, he wasn’t naked and was wearing his clothes. He had his *Cult of Personality* shirt on, and wore his pants gear that he wears to all his wrestling matches. He also had his shoe gear on as well.

He sighed and said, “Thank goodness the ice didn’t destroy the style of my clothes.” smiling.

Then, he went into a forest that he crash-landed in front of. But, if CM Punk stayed instead of going onto a journey. He would’ve noticed behind him that there was life.

But it wasn’t the life he would be expecting for six certain friends just saw CM Punk walk away at that moment.

“What the buck just happened?” A female voice said, confused and surprised.

If CM Punk turned around, he would’ve seen something that would shock him for a very long time.

Ponies. Anthropomorphized Ponies. Colorful Anthropomorphized Ponies. You get it? Good. I’ll see you next chapter bros :).