CM Punk: Equestrian Pony Wrestling

CM Punk walked into the Forest for investigation.

“So I could go find life, If there is any of course,” CM Punk stated.

“Oh hey! Look! A sign! Let’s go read it!” CM Punk said, with his traditional smirk.

“Let’s see……this sign says “Warning! Do not go into the Everfree Forest for it’s really dangerous!” ………...PFFFTTTT I’m fucking CM Punk! I do what I want!” CM Punk casually walked into the Forest and got the greatest day of his life to begin right then and there.

“I regret going into this forest now. ……..Maybe,” CM Punk said, confusing himself.

He looked around and noticed this forest was way darker than he thought it would be. But from all the fighting he had, and his brave spirit, He went onwards with the soldier strut.

“Why the…..never mind. I’m just gonna keep going on with this forest that is so dark for some odd reason,” CM Punk stated.

He noticed something in the shadows, looking at him.

“Now what the heck is that?” CM Punk questioned.

Whatever it was, It jumped out and was in light. CM Punk now felt crazy, for in front of him was a manticore. But not just any manticore. A manticore that looked hungry and wanted to eat CM Punk.

“Well this day just keeps getting better and better doesn’t it?” CM Punk Sarcastically asked.

Before CM Punk could even try, the Manticore flew straight to him and brought him to the ground hard. CM Punk grunted, And used his legs to kick him off. When CM Punk pushed him off, the Manticore gave him a glare.

“Well bring it on then you freakin Dragon wanna-be!” CM Punk taunted.

The fight ensued, and CM Punk dogged quickly and swiftly from the claws of the monster that is a Manticore. When CM Punk found an opening, he used a roundhouse kick and hit the Manticore right in the back of the head.

“Roadhouse,” CM Punk bluntly stated, with a pose.

“*laughs* I always wanted to do that,” CM Punk stated, with a smile and a laugh.

The Manticore shakened off the pain and flew towards CM Punk again.

This time, the Manticore dodged CM Punk’s kicks and started clawing at him harder.

“Woah! I think it’s time for me to get serious here!” CM Punk said.

He used his hands and punched the Manticore right in the face with his taped hand. The Manticore was flown away from CM Punk, and he hit a tree with the back of his head. Which knocked the Manticore unconscious.

“Huh,” CM Punk stated. “I guess that Manticore was either a cub, or not knowing what he was doing when he fought me,” CM Punk said, wondering why it was so easy to beat it.

CM Punk shrugged. “Whatever. I think I’m going to leave this forest and go find life or something,” CM Punk said while walking away from the unconscious Manticore.

When he left the forest, He found a whole new country waiting for him.

He looked around and saw old looking houses, the cobblestone road and much more. In fact, he saw a po- wait what?

“A pony? Walking on two hooves?” Cm Punk asked, confused

CM Punk looked around, and saw more ponies. More colorized ponies. More Colorized pony looking humans. CM Punk felt like he was gonna faint, but he stopped himself before he could.

He walked ahead to see these strange looking ponies, and saw that they all now put their attention on him.

CM Punk froze, and felt completely awkward and didn’t know what to do next.

So, he freaked out and kicked someone a pony in the head by accident.

So all he did was smile and say, “Hi?” hesitantly.

After that, the ponies screamed and started running around like crazy ponies.

CM Punk tried to calm them down. “Wait! I’m not going to hurt you! Stop! It was an accident! I swear!” CM Punk said scared and worried for the ponies.

But, before CM Punk even knew, he felt some kind of pressure in his brain and fell unconscious. Before he did though, the last thing he saw was a purple pony with a horn and 5 other ponies as well.

“Oh…..you…… bitch.” CM Punk said, falling unconscious.