CM Punk: Equestrian Pony Wrestling

CM Punk wished he did not accept this interrogation. This was probably his most worst decision ever. For Twilight was the most curious and most annoying girl he ever met. She kept asking questions, and CM Punk answered them. All of them.

CM Punk groaned irritatedly.

"How old are you?" What's your job?" Do you have family?" Are you lonely?" How did you get here?" "Are you single?" "Do you hate shemares? "Are you gay?" What do you do in your life?" 'How do humans live?" What are humans like?" There were many more, but CM Punk blocked them out of his head.

He tried his best answering them all. But one question really piqued his interest and curiosity.

"34, A wrestler, no I don't have a family anymore, I don't feel lonely, I got here by being frozen in ice and flying in space, I am single, I find that funny, I am never gay, I fight or go out on jogs, humans live like they usually do I don't care, Humans are assholes and completely strange guys. Wait a minute.....What?" CM Punk ended the rant by answering the questions.

'Shemares? What does she mean by that?' CM Punk thought. He has heard a word familiar to that, but he was always a skeptic. So he didn't answer that question ad just laughed about it.

"Shemales and shemares aren't real. They are just a fantasy for some weird ass guy who likes to be.......fucked.' CM Punk though disgustingly.

When the questions (Or interrogation CM Punk thought as a final say) were done. CM Punk got up from his hospital bed and stretched.

"Ahhh! I needed that." CM Punk said, relivingly.

He noticed that the hind legged mares were around his height. But he was just a bit smaller. What really irked him was the princesses heights were right at the roof the this building. CM Punk rolled his eyes and then asked the question he's been wanting to ask.

"Do you girls know what wrestling means?" CM Punk asked.

Then he heard a *POOF* behind him and heard all the girls groan.

"Did someone say "Wrestle"?" A strange man voice said behind him.

When CM Punk turned around, he saw something a child would have nightmares for weeks. A dragon of some sort. With a claw, a lion claw, a tail, strange feet, antlers, yellow red eyes, and all around weird. What made it really weird was that it was smiling.

"Discord. EPW is only for professional pony wrestlers. I think this guy isn't even one at all." Celestia said disgruntedly.

Discord smiled.

"Then we can train him with the basics!" Discord said, pleadingly.

CM Punk then felt confused.

"What's EPW?" He asked.

Discord smiled and replied, "It's Equestrian Pony Wrestling! It's for ponies who know wrestling or have the cutie mark that fight in front of a crowd for money and to become a champion!" He said.

'It sounds like WWE......But what if it's better?' CM Punk thought.

If EPW was anything like WWE, then the promos sucked, and they always needed that one certain wrestler to always win. There would always be that one face or heel that always wins and kicks ass.

'I wonder if there is a wrestler on there with a streak?" CM Punk thought.

"What are the things?" CM Punk asked.

"Which one. The PPVS? The actual shows?" Discord asked, happy.

"All of them." CM Punk said, ending the discussion so this can end.

Discord Eeed.....somehow, and the girls groaned.

"I am so happy to hear that! Come with me!" Discord took hold of CM Punk's arm and teleported to an unknown area.

"Welcome to........EPW!" Discord emphasized by putting his hands on the arena.

CM Punk looked and was really surprised of how it looked.

"Wow." CM Punk marveled.

Right there, right in front of him was the arena for Raw. That's when he noticed the workers. They were all the same ponies....but some of them looked so familiar.

He saw one that really piqued his interest.

"No way." CM Punk said skeptically.

He ran over to the pony he saw, and Couldn't believe who it was.

"John Cena?" CM Punk said, shocked.

To be continued.....