CM Punk: Equestrian Pony Wrestling

CM Punk groaned.

"What hit me and where did the car go?" CM Punk asked.

When he opened his eyes, he saw a white roof. A white bed, and heard beeping.

"Oh. Come on!" Cm Punk stated.

He was in the hospital, from what though? He doesn't know. Being late for a UFC match, being frozen in ice or meeting a new kind of species? He thinks being frozen in ice was the only thing that really didn't make any sense really.

He heard someone unlock the door to his room, and "WHOA WEE MOMMA!" CM Punk stated.

A white pony, on two hooves and locking the door. What really had CM Punk's attention though? Her body. Her ass, her tail, her hair, and that very cur pink hair on the top of her head. If CM Punk was dreaming he didn't want to wake up. If he wasn't though, Then he is going to try so hard to get that ass and probably one of the cutest girls he seen.

What? Me being an only species now, means I have to reproduce with a different species. SCORE! CM Punk thought with a smile.

"Good morning.......Humane," The white pony said, looking at her notepad.

"It's pronounced "Human" Nurse......?" CM Punk said, chuckling.

"Nurse Red heart," Red heart said.

This made Redheart blush in embarrassment, which just made her cuter with those red rosy cheeks.

"Oh! I'm-I'm sorry! It's just...your name for your species is so weird!" Red heart said with an awkward smile.

"It's all right," CM Punk said, Waving it off like nothing.

"Anyways. Let's see how your body is doing," Redheart said, coming over to CM Punk to check on his injuries.

When she said body, CM Punk really hoped she didn't mean poking him with a needle. He really doesn't like needles, doctors, or anything hospital related. But a nurse? FUCK YEAH!

Once she finished going over CM Punk and seeing if he was all better and everything, He asked the pony what happened to him before he came to the hospital.

"So! How did I get to be in this hospital in the first place Nurse Redheart?" CM Punk asked, with a raised eyebrow.

She smiled and said, "When the problem went over of you just being a peaceful guy, you accidentally got hit in the back of the head and fell to a spell. Somehow, this made your body hurt so much, that you got scars. Then, 6 ponies brought you here, and that's how we are here right now," Red Heart summarized.

"Huh," CM Punk stated dumbly.

"Strange. I guess half of that stuff is things I don't even remember," CM Punk said, Thinking.

While he was thinking, Nurse Redheart left. CM Punk was now in his lonesome, But he didn't know it yet.

He went out of his daydream thinking when Red heart came back with some company. Big company in fact. CM Punk had his eyes widen to the max. A HUGE white pony and a blur pony who was like 9 inches shorter then that one came into his room. He freaked out in his mind and there was only one thought going through his mind when looking at these two.

'They must be the royalty of this world. But dang are they tall! What's up with them boobs and stuff man? They are like something out of a fucking cartoon show or something!' CM Punk thought with a laugh.

Before CM Punk could ask, the White pony spoke and told CM Punk something that he was not ready for.

"I am deeply sorry for what my little ponies did to you. I came with them and my sister so we can all apologize to you and introduce ourselves properly," She said with a sweet gentle caring voice.

CM Punk wouldn't be surprised that all the ponies here mistake this pony for just being their other mother or something.

"It's all right. Thanks though, and you are?" CM Punk asked.

She smiled.

"I am Princess Celestia. This is my sister Princess Luna," Celestia said.

The blue one smiled and said, "Thou should feel lucky still standing. Being bucked in the back of the head can give one a really hard headache," Luna said, smiling.

CM Punk rolled his eyes.

They giggled.

"I think it's time for you to meet the Mane six, or the elements of Harmony. Or in your case, the ponies that thought you were evil," Celestia said, with a strange smile.

Then, the door opened. CM Punk doesn't know why, but the more he is here, the more he wonders why everything looks so colorful and cartoonish. He waved it off as still waking up from his concussion, and looked at the six ponies that came into his room.

A purple unicorn (CM Punk knows the mythology. He is just surprised that he is going to have to accept them as real now.) A white unicorn, a blue Pegasus, a yellow Pegasus, a pink weird pony, and a orange normal like pony came inside with apologetic looks on their faces.

"I think introduction is in order?" CM Punk said, smiling.

"All right. My name is CM Punk, But you can call me Phillip. Nice to meet yah," CM Punk said, smiling.

The ponies smiled, and the six ponies walked up.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle. But you can call me Twilight," Twilight the purple unicorn said, smiling.

"Nice to meet you," CM Punk said, nodding his head.

The next one came up, which was the white unicorn.

This one bowed.

"My name is Rarity. It is nice to meet you darling," Rarity the white unicorn said with a posh accent.

'She must like the ones who are gentlemen like and all that,' CM Punk thought.

"Charmed," CM Punk said, playing along.

The white pony smiled and the next one came up by flying.

This one went in his face.

"I have my eye on you. Also, my name is Rainbow Dash. You better not be thinking of anything funny," Rainbow the blue Pegasus said with a glare and a very rash voice.

'Your not my boss. Trust me, if your anything like Triple H I'll just kick you in the face.' CM Punk thought bitterly. (foreshadowing)

"Yeah. Nice to meet you too as well," CM Punk said, butting heads with her.

They glared at each other for a second, then she flew off.

The next one was the yellow Pegasus. Who seemed VERY shy for some odd reason. CM Punk found it funny how shy she was being.

"Um. My name is Fluttershy. It's nice to meet you," The shy quiet yellow pony named Fluttershy said.

"Nice to meet you as well Fluttershy," CM Punk said, smiling.

She walked back to her friends with a small blush.

Then CM Punk saw pink. All pink.

"Hi! My name is Pinkie Pie! Doyoulikecupcakes?Areyouveryevilandmean?DoIhavenospaceswhichmeanstheauthorcanhidea4thwallbreakagebymesayingthatthisisfun??!??!?!?!?!?!?!?! But seriously. Do you like cupcakes?" CM Punk had to rewind just to know what she said.

This Pink pony, is so far CM Punk's favorite. Pinkie Pie. Nice name.

"I do like cupcakes. And I am not evil."Cm Punk said, answering her questions.

The pink pony smiled and hugged CM Punk out of the blue. She did it so quick, CM Punk wasn't even expecting it.

After that, the last one. The normal-est one CM Punk has seen so far, with the biggest bust he's seen. Came up and took her hat off.

"Hey thar. Mah name is Applejack. I would like to apologize for bucking you in the back of your head."The orange bulky pretty cute Applejack pony girl said.

"It's all right. I took something like that kick before. It's nothing new. Nice to meet you." CM Punk said, laughing.

She went back to her friends and now CM Punk didn't know what to do. What next?

"Maybe we can know you more CM Punk?" Twilight asked nicely.

"Sure. Ask me questions. But I will say That I won't answer certain ones because I have my secrets and reasons like you have yours. So ask away." CM Punk said, waving his hand to emphasize that he wants Twilight to hurry up.

Twilight smiled, and got a notebook and pen ready in her magic grip.

'Gonna have to get used to seeing that.' CM Punk thought, chuckling.

CM Punk smiled and waited for the questions to come.