After leaving Twilight’s house, David had proceeded thru Ponyville, he thought up plan, after plan, after plan. Until deciding on 0ne plan that had 34 contingencies… he’s a very careful man, or rather, stallion.

After deciding on his plan, he started heading for carousel boutique. But before he could make it he heard yelling coming from behind him, it sounded like it was coming from the sky as well, and whatever it was it was getting closer.

Again deducing the circumstances, and again deciding to have fun with it, he spun around to see a cyan Pegasus with a rainbow mane and tale headed straight for him. She had read eyes and a cutie-mark of a rainbow lightning bolt coming out of a cloud.

He held out his for hooves and side stepped a bit catching her and spinning so as to absorb the momentum. After he spun six times, he stopped himself and took stock of his situation. He was holding the Pegasus bridal stile while standing on his hind legs. This would have been impossible for any normal pony, but as previously stated he’s not a normal pony.

A large smile spread across his face as he realized what kind of opportunity lay before him. “In fact one could say I'm… one Hell of a pony…” he "sqeed" with fan-girlish delight once more. He had always been good at mimicking Grell, but he could never pull off Sebastian. Now that his voice was Sebastian… Oh the Possibilities…

While he was day dreaming the rainbow maned Pegasus started coming back from the dizziness that was a direct result from the spinning, as well as her previous tumble through the air.

“W-What happened” she said, shaking her head in an attempt to clear the stars.

“Morning angel, I just thought I’d catch you as you fell out of heaven” he said, in a playful manner.

“What’s an angel? And Where’s Heaven?” she said still a bit dazed.

He mentally face hoofed. Of course they don’t know what heaven is… New world, new culture… “Never mind. So how are you doing today beautiful?”

“W-we… I-I… Um… Who… Huh?” she stammered while blushing furiously. Bingo…

“Sorry, I saw you falling from the sky and I thought: Well, got nothing better to do today. Might as well save that pretty filly.” This was rewarded with more stammers and blushing. Oh man, this is too easy…

Just then she apparently decided to notice how she was being carried. Prompting her to yell and fidget attempting to free herself from his grasp. Deciding to oblige her, he promptly dropped her on the ground. She scrambled to her hooves before getting into a defensive stance.

“What did you do to me?!” she yelled, apparently very distressed by her supposed captor’s presence.

“Nothing” he answered simply while sitting on his haunches.

“Horse Apples! Then why were you filly-napping me?!” she yelled not backing off in the slightest.

“I wasn't.” he said while inspecting a hoof as if he had just gotten a fresh hooficure.

This only seemed to make her angrier. “Then who are you?! Tell me!” she said while pointing an accusatory hoof.

“Listen gorgeous, it’s your choice whether you want to believe me or not. But I would like to point out that no filly-napper would bring their filly-nappee through a public place.”

As she looked around she realized he was telling the truth. They were just outside the market district and while not in the center of everything, they were still visible to other ponies meaning he couldn't have been sneaking around.

“Alright, I guess your clear.” just then she realized something Wait, gorgeous? At this, she blushed furiously.

“Well, now that that’s settled I’ll be taking my leave… So long cutie!” He said, waving a hoof as he turned to walk a separate path.

At this the mare stammered again, clearly embarrassed by the compliment. As he walked away from the flustered mare he turned his head to look at her as he was turning a corner.

“Oh! Rainbow dash! Tell Gilda high for me!” he yelled, before turning the corner completely.

Rainbow Dash immediately took to the skies to chase him. But even though he had just turned the corner, she couldn't find him, no matter how hard she tried.

Author's Note

I'd like to dedicate this chapter to all things smooth...