The Princess and I

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Note: If the cloppyness isn't what you're used to, forgive me. First time writing any sort of clop.

The Princess and I - Part 2

"Hold still." grunted Rarity as she attempted to take my measurements once more, her patience very thin. We had been relocated to a small almost replica of the boutique in Ponyville, with most of her equipment brought to make dresses and suits for the colts.

And me.

"I'm trying but it's itchy." I said, wiggling my leg, eager to move. This tailoring business was too... soppy.

"Well we all have to do this, so get used to it."

"Well how long are you going to experiment on me?"

"As long as it takes." she scowled, then grinned "You want to look good for Luna don't you?"

"You be quiet now." I said as my face turned blood red. After a few silent minutes I noticed she was still grinning. "Alright fine, how do you know?" I sighed and winced as I heard her squeal with delight.

"Well the tell-tale signs are there, your hooves -sorry hands- went all sweaty when you saw her. You could barely keep your mouth closed." she giggled "And then there's your carriage flight here, with your romantic music."

"It was not romantic." I stated, blushing.

"Hardly." she snorted "We heard it as you flew over Ponyville. 'I just want to start a flame in your heart'. Sound familiar?" she giggled again.

"Mhm. Get on with it." I muttered as I turned scarlet again.

"With what? We're finished here, go take that into the changing room. I won't peek." she giggled like a schoolfilly.

I wandered over to the changing room and changed into the suit Rarity had made for me. It fitted perfectly. "Now all I need is my fez and I'm good." I grumbled to myself. Dammit all my hats were back on earth, the top hat would've been great tonight. Fez would've been better. Fezzes are cool. I've lost my train of thought again haven't I? Back to the suit.

I came out the changing room and turned around showing her her handiwork. "How do I look?" I asked smugly.

"Absolutely dashing. Maybe a bit tight in the tushi..."

"Quit lookin' at mah tush!" I cried and spun around, making her scarlet for a change.

"Yes well, have a look for yourself." she said still blushing and gestured to the podium spinny around thing (seriously what are they called?) and looked in the mirror. I did look dashing, like a replica of Bond. Exshellent. I thought in a Connery voice.

"Now go take it off, keep it safe for tonight." Rarity said.

As I wandered back over to the changing room I heard a knock at the door.

"It's open." Rarity called.

"Greetings Rarity, Twilight Sparkle said you would be here. I was wondering if you would commission us a dress for tonight's party." I heard Luna's voice say. Wait, Luna? My eyes went wide with panic, my palms got all sweaty and clammy and my throat dried up.

"You want m-me to d-d-design a d-dress for you?" I heard Rarity's ecstatic voice stutter, and opened the dressing room door a teeny tiny bit so I could see what was going on.

"Yes. My sister tells me that your dresses were lovely at the last Gala. We wish to try one for ourselves."

Rarity was leaning against the dresser, trying not to faint from excitement. Just wait, soon you'll be designing wedding dresses for her and her friends. I thought. Then i saw the princess was standing in front of Rarity, her rear clearly visible from my secret hidey hole. It was pleasurable.

"Me gusta." I grinned an immature grin as I ogled her butt and watcher her mane flow and her curved body.

I looked down and noticed my dick was becoming erect thinking about Luna. Shiiiit, I cant go out with a boner, what if it's visible through my clothes or even worse; Stallions are larger? I mean I wasn't an exception on either end of the spectrum, just somewhere in the middle, but still. She being immortal she must have seen some doozies in her time right?

OK, play it cool, I told myself. Just get dressed and walk out nonchalantly. Hopefully she wont notice me. I quickly got changed as quietly as possible and slipped out. So far so good I thought.

"Jack darling don't leave without your suit." I heard Rarity's damning voice just as I was about to slip out the door. Noooooo! My brain screamed and turned around slowly. Both Rarity and Luna were staring at me, Luna's expression a mixture of embarrassment and curiosity.

"...Hi." I said quietly, glaring at Rarity. I was almost home free dammit! I mentally shouted at her.

"...Hi." Luna replied also giving a dirty look at Rarity, who beamed and started packing my suit.

"So... goin' to the party tonight?" I ventured casually.

"Maybe." she blushed and stroked her mane. That was adorable.

"Cool." the awkward banter continued like this for a while before we heard a squeak from Rarity. She was staring at us with a hoof in her mouth trying not to laugh. We both turned blood red.

"Well I'd best be going, get ready 'n stuff." I muttered. "See you around." and hurriedly left, tripping over something and clumsily flailing everywhere trying to keep m balance. I got up slowly and brushed myself off and left with a barely audible "Goodbye." to the ponies behind me, ears burning bright red.

"See you soon." Luna said quietly, stifling a giggle as I picked myself up, as she turned to Rarity. "So about that dress..."

I hurried to the castle guest room as fast as possible, taking the shortest routes. The only ponies I met were Applejack and Fluttershy walking past.

"Oh howdy Jack. What's the rush?" Applejack asked clearly noticing my, what-felt-like-they-were-on-fire ears.

"Nuttin'." I replied. "Nuttin' at all."

"You sure?" Fluttershy asked after AJ had nudged her and whispered something, a big grin spreading across both their faces.

"Is it about Luna?" Applejack smirked.

"...Maybe." I could feel my cheeks turning red again. Why does this keep happening to me today?

Fluttershy giggled "Well maybe you should get working on what you're gonna say to her at the party."

"Uh huh." I grunted in acknowledgement. Crap what was I gonna say? 'Hi how are ya, wanna have sex sometime?' I don't think so. "Well thanks guys but I best be going, gotta get used to this monkeysuit." I gestured to the bag Rarity's suit was contained in.

"Sure, no pressure. Just remember to have fun." Applejack laughed and the two walked off

I arived at the castle without any more interruptions and climbed the stairs to the guest room and as neatly as possible threw the suit onto the bed and very slowly began to feel coldness in my ears again. "I need some music in here, calm my nerves." I grumbled, still recovering from the 'boutique incident' and started listening to some Ram Jam on my phone.

There I lay on the bed for a while, staring at the ceiling, humming along to the song. "Now we wait." I mumbled to myself and stroked my chin. "Whoa Black Betty, bam-ba-lam..." I sang along absent mindedly.

***

Luna felt her heart flutter when she realized Jack was there in the boutique with her.

"...Hi." he had said.

"Hi." she had replied. How hard was it to talk to a secret love? She wondered.

Not as hard as breaking their heart. Nightmare Moon whispered.

Go away, Luna thought, fighting back the Nightmare's thoughts as the awkward conversation took place. Thankfully, after a few minutes of idle awkwardness, Rarity broke the tension by uttering a small squeal of delight as she watched the two love-birds attempt to talk to each other.

"Well I'd best be going, get ready 'n stuff." Jack said and as he turned to leave, Luna, for some unknown reason, used her magic to move a small box in front of him, making him trip and flail all over the place. She tired so hard not to giggle, the poor  dear's ears turned scarlet as he mumbled a very quiet "Goodbye." and headed off towards the castle.

"So Rarity, about that dress?" Luna turned to the marshmallow coloured unicorn, who was beside herself with giggles. She straightened up and became ladylike once she realized the Princess was speaking to her.

"Of course Princess, what would you like? Something elegant? Something bedazzling? Something to show any courting members of the party?" she winked at the last comment making Luna blush.

"Just a simple dress please, nothing too fancy." she smiled.

"Oh but Princess, surely you want to look your best for J- anypony who might be interested?" Rarity said, almost giving the game away. Luna raised an eyebrow at the 'J' and suddenly wondered if Rarity somehow knew. Was it that noticeable? Was that why he was so awkward? She could feel the sweat running down her face as she forced a smile and tried to look casual.

Rarity noticed the Princess's nervousness and quickly wiped the smile from her face. "Oh Princess you don't need to be nervous, everypony has a crush at one point or another-" she stuck her hoof in her mouth, realizing what she had just said. "I d-didn't mean anything by that of course-" she sputtered trying to recover something.

Luna held a hoof and silenced her. "It is alright Rarity, we haven't felt this way about anypony before. Could you perhaps... teach us?" she asked so timidly it would give Fluttershy a run for her money.

Rarity's jaw fell. "B-b-but of course Princess!" she cried, beaming "I would be honoured to. Now, because he seems shy when around you, get him talking about something he enjoys."

"He seemed friendly enough when we were listening to The King." Luna said.

"The king? I thought you and Princess Celestia were the ones in charge of Equestria, who's the king?" asked Rarity, puzzled by the mention of this never before heard 'king'.

Luna laughed "He's not actually the king but humans call him 'The King of Rock and Roll'. I made the same mistake too."

"Oh. Well get him talking about music then, peak his interests, make him comfortable. learn something about the music he likes." Rarity smiled at the Princess. "But first, let's get you that dress."

"Yes of course. Something Princess like but not snobbish like most of Canterlot's citizens." Luna snorted "No offence intended to you Rarity." she added hastily.

"None taken, frankly I'm surprised you said that. Most of the Canterlot citizens are snobs."

The two girls laughed and talked more about dresses and how to approach boys and whatnot.

Once Luna had her dress ready, she waved goodbye to Rarity and headed towards the castle to get ready for the party. She went through all the normal things one would do attending a fancy party: brush her mane, get used to the dress, that sort of thing. She also decided she would go visit her big sister and tell her about her feelings and why she tripped him over.

***

Celestia swivelled her head around and called out to the knocking at the door "It's open, come in!"

"Hello sister." Luna said, standing in the doorway shivering slightly.

"Greetings Luna, did you get your dress?" she asked politely.

"Oh yes, rarity did a wonderful job."

"I told you she would."

"And Jack was there."

Celestia face lit up as she finished off her banana and her ears pricked up at this. "Oh?" she asked bemused at her sister's sudden timidness.

"I made him trip over, but I don't think he knew it was me. Why did I do that?" Luna asked looking into her big sister's face with earnest eyes.

Celestia put a wing around her sister, "Sometimes, Luna, ponies who are in love do strange things that are unexplainable." she smiled her warm, kind smile with a hint of humour.

Luna continued to stare into her sisters eyes. Is she telling the truth? I can never tell. she thought.

Some ponies do crazy things like break another's heart. hissed the Nightmare in Luna's skull. "Nightmare Moon's been talking a lot lately." she mumbled to her sister, avoiding looking her in the eyes.

Celestias face suddenly changed form kind and motherly to something darker, her smile fading. She brought a hoof up to Luna's face and raised her chin to look in her eyes. "What has she been saying?" she asked sternly but also concerned. She didn't want to send her sister to the moon again. Not for anything.

"Evil things. Like breaking another's heart... I think she intends to use Jack to break free again." Luna said, tears in her eyes.

"If Jack feels the same way about you as you do him, I think there will be nothing to worry about." Celestia smiled again, her face becoming normal and warm once more. "Don't worry about it Luna. Have a banana." she said as she comforted her sister and lighting her horn up to the bag of the yellow fruit to her left.

"I'm fine thanks." Luna sniffed "What makes you think he likes me the way I do him?" she asked suddenly curious.

"You'll see what I mean." Celestia smiled mischievously. "Oh yes. You will see. Now, off to bed with you. Get some sleep before tonight." and nuzzled Luna affectionately.

Luna nuzzled back, not trusting her sister one bit. She knew what she was like. "Alright then. See you tonight Celly?"

"You bet."

This is going to be fun. Celestia thought after Luna had left and carried on munching on a banana.

***

As Luna walked past the guest room on her way to her chambers once again, she heard music coming from inside. Not music like before but something... folksier, like Octavia's music but not as classy, more down to earth. She pressed an ear up against the door and listened:

"It's the rise of the phoenix..." she heard a happy voice sing. Was that Jack singing and playing that music? Did she dare spy on him? She did. She carefully pushed the door open a teeny bit with a tender nudge from her hoof and saw him dancing around the room, indeed playing the guitar.

"Da da daaa... dammit. Gotta get better at this thing." he muttered and she winced as he struck the wrong cord on the guitar. "Who would've thought I'd find a guitar, so similar to mine, of all things here?" he chuckled to himself, "Meh, like I always say: don't question good things; bad things will happen."

Luna held her breath as he bean to play again. it was beautiful and she wanted so much to hug him and congratulate him, but what if he didn't approve of her eavesdropping or didn't like performing in front of others? She was torn between indecision.

"It's the rise of the phoeni-" he began to spin and stopped dead. And stared right at her.

Her world froze. Luna noticed she had stuck her head almost fully around the door. How had he not seen her earlier? Turning red again, she quickly retrieved her head from around the door and galloped up the stairs to her room.

Jack stood there for a few minutes before carefully placing the guitar back in it's case and sprinted after her.

***

"Bam-ba-lam..."

I kept humming that too catchy song to myself once it had finished. I decided to leave it off for a bit. There's only a limited number of songs on my phone anyways and eventually I would get bored of the same songs so I had a jolly wander about my room. It was pretty big for a 'guest' room, the balcony alone was bigger than my room on Earth.

"Huh. That's something I didn't think would happen today." I muttered. "I'm actually missing Earth and it's shittiness. Next time it rains here I am taking a walk in it." I declared. "Old British past-time." I laughed. "Agh" I cried as i tumbled over a case of things. "What's this?" I wondered aloud as I saw the perpetrator: A small wooden case. I opened it. "Huh. Didn't expect that." I mumbled as I pulled out the cases inhabitant: a small elegant looking acoustic guitar, very similar to mine. I gasped. "I must play it immediately!" I declared to no-one in particular as I was suddenly overcome with a sense of knowing what I was meant to do.

I pulled it out and blew the dust off. "*Cough* Wow, dusty indeed. Let's see if it's in tune." To be honest I had little to no experience when playing the guitar, I had just decided to learn to play it one day and never really went back to it, yet I started tuning it like I my friend who's lead guitar in a band. Pretty good too. Once I was satisfied it was tuned properly I began to play.

My eyes went wide as I started to play it flawlessly for a while, just any old tune that I could think of, I could hear as though it were playing from a guitar. This was weird. I decided and laughed and danced around a bit, singing and playing odd bits of Rize Of The Fenix as if I were actually JB or Kage.

"It's the rise of the phoenix... Da da daaa da da daa... dammit" I sang and struck the wrong chord and threw myself off. I chuckled at my own expertise of playing the guitar. "Gotta get better at this thing." Maybe I can play it at the party. Bet Luna would like that. "Meh, like I always say: don't question good things; bad things will happen." I said and smiled and began to play again: "It's the rise of the phoeni-"

*** Music stops abruptly

I stopped. For there at the door was the disembodied head of Luna. Watching me. How long had she been there? Had she seen me dancing around before?

But before I could ask she withdrew her head and fled up to her room. "Wait!" I tried to shout but the only sound that came out was a strangled noise from the depths of my throat.

I carefully placed the guitar in it's case and chased after her. Not having a clue where to go. When I left the room, I wandered down the left hand side of the corridor and came to some stairs. I assumed these were Luna's stairs, seen as how they went up and were dark. I began my ascent slowly.

Up ahead I could hear weeping, problem was it was pitch black now so I had no idea where I was or which way I was going, so I fell on all fours and scurried up the stairs like some sort of weird insect thing. I eventually saw a shaft of light in the utter darkness on the stairs and headed towards it.

When I got to it I realized it was light shining through a door frame. Luna's room I suppose. I gingerly approached and pushed the door open slowly. The room was shrouded in complete darkness except for a small lamp under the bed covers. Where the weeping was coming from too.

"Uhh... Princess?" I called out to the darkness. I got a sniff in reply. "I don't mind that you were eavesdropping on me. I quite liked having someone listen to it, no-one was in at home when I would play... You OK?"

"You didn't mind?" I heard a sad voice, that killed me a little inside, float out from the covers of the bed.

"Not at all. Mind if I sit?" I asked the now formed lump in the middle of the bed.

"No." the lump sniffed as I sat down on the edge of the bed, about an arms length away from the lump.

"It's mighty dark in here, don't you want some light so we can see each other?" I asked the lump again.

No response. The curtains just flung open with a dark indigo outline.

"Now how about you come out from under there?" I nudged the lump and made it giggle.

Slowly Luna's head poked out the covers near me. "Hello." she giggled.

"Hi." I smiled. The hell was I playing at? Think of the scandals if an alien was caught in the Princess's inner sanctum! "I prefer talking to Luna than a lump any day."

She giggled again. That sound was like melted rainbows to my ears and made my heart's heart leap into it's mouth. "That was a nice song you were singing." she said, remembering Rarity's lesson, unbeknownst to me at the time.

"Well thanks m'lady." I grinned. "I suppose that's Rock and Roll as well, but the band who first performed that song are heavy metal primarily. They were called Tenacious D. They are gods of rock." I grinned as I said this.

She grinned back "What does the 'D' stand for?" she asked, her big light blue eyes staring into mine.

"Duo. But most people just call them The D." me watching her face for any sign of anything.

Things got quiet as we stared at each other.

"Sun's going down." she murmured. "The party must be starting soon... we should-"

"*Cough* Yeah, I'd best be... going now for... stuff... see you soon." I fumbled over the words and shuffled towards the door.

"Wait."

I froze. "Yes?"

"Here." she leant in and gave me a small peck on the cheek. Then immediately turned blood red again. "I'm s-sorry I-I-I d-don't kn-know w-why I did that..." she stuttered and dove under the covers again.

A rather large smile had spread over my face after she kissed me. I placed a hand on the quivering lump that had taken up residence under the covers again and felt it cease moving instantly.

"Goodbye Princess. I'll see you at the party m'lady." I said as I removed my hand and closed the door on my way out.

Luna poked her head out as I left.

"Goodbye... my love." she whispered and silently squealed with delight. 7:50 PM.

***

Gee-ee-zus. Pardon my French but... fuck. I had just been kissed by the Princess of the Night. What would your reaction be? Anyways. After closing the door I leant against the wall for a while, going over what had just happened in my head. It seemed she liked me too. Interesting.

As I fell down the stairs (I had forgotten they were in total darkness) I ended up where the stairs exited into the corridor where my room was. "Convenient." I muttered as I picked myself up and brushed myself off.

I walked to the room, trying to contain my excitement as much as possible and quickly shut the door -locking it this time in case of interruptions- although the last one may have gotten me a girlfriend. I grinned at the thought. "Suit. Right. Before I get distracted some more."

I quickly changed, and fastened the bow-tie, Rarity had shown me how in the boutique, and waited, looking at the clock: 7:56 PM. Four minutes. Might as well have been four months, or years.

One tortuous minute passed.

7:57 PM.

Aggh this was horrendous, how can one be expected to wait three -two- minutes for so long?

Ah to hell with it. I'll go down now. I thought and set off for the ballroom, making sure to grab my phone on the way out, I'll probably need that for later.

I arrived in time to just as well too, other ponies had started to arrive, all in formal attire. 7:59 PM.

"Jack! Over here!" I heard a familiar voice shout.

I could feel myself getting all hot and bothered as I approached my friends and Celestia. "'Sup guys?" I asked casually noticing Celestias rather unnerving grin on her face.

"Nothin' just waitin' fer you to show up so this party-" started Applejack

8:00 PM. We have lift-off.

"Can get started!" boomed Pinkie Pie, merrily and whipped out the infamous party cannon from seemingly nowhere and began plastering the walls with confetti and balloons and many other various Pinkie related items.

Soon the party was abuzz with the chatter of many guests. So many I couldn't go three feet without being dragged down and shoved in the face of some upper class twit. "Bugger off." I grumbled as one of them trod on my poor foot. "Hey Rainbow! Where's the bar at?" I shouted at the pegasus flapping near my head, me being a few feet taller than all ponies here.

"Just over there. Careful though, it's strong stuff. Knocked Derpy right out." she called back before fangirling everywhere when the Wonderbolts showed up.

Good I need a stiff drink. "Thanks."

I eventually found the bar, along with Rarity and Twilight deep in a hushed conversation. Gossip probably. Probably about me. And Luna. Oh Gods the implications.

"Hi girls. What're ya drinkin' there?" I asked as I stumbled past some top hat wearing douche.

"Nothing alcoholic I can *hic* assure you good sir." Rarity slurred.

I glanced at Twilight.

"I believe the punch has been spiked." she replied, grinning at Drunk Rarity. "I'd better keep an eye on her in case she *hic* assaults Blueblood again." she giggled, drunkenly.

"I reckon  you've had a bit as well Twilight Sparkle." came Celestias voice as she crept up on us. "Though not as much as your friend."

"Princess!" Twilight fumbled her drink and nearly spilt it over her dress.

"Careful now Twi." I laughed as I caught the drink from tipping over and set it up right.

"Oh. Right." she smiled weakly and righted herself on the stool.

"Jack. A word please." the Princess of the Sun took me over and put a wing around me as we walked away. "Luna will be joining us shortly." she smiled.

"Great." I beamed, eager to see her again. "I was looking forward to-"

"On the condition." she interrupted and my face fell slightly. "That you play some music for her. I believe her exact words were 'Something heavy'." she grinned.

"Oh that? Psh'aww. No problem." I grinned back. "Just you wait and see."

"Good. I would hate for her to be disappointed. Especially after what happened a few minutes ago." she winked.

"Oh you troll you, Celestia." I chuckled, turning red yet again. "Perhaps you could assist in making the sound better?"

"Perhaps i could." her horn lit up and imbued the phone with a golden glow, making it shine very brightly from my pocket. then she laughed a Princessy laugh and walked off to mingle with some party attendees.

"What da fuck is dis shit?" I said when I heard the party music "This isn't music this is ear cancer. Move." I told the DJ - Not Vinyl Scratch by the way- who was playing some god awful dubstep. How did dubstep exist in Equestria but not heavy metal or rock anyway?

I swatted away the protests from the failed DJ and told him to go grab a beer or something. He'd never heard of beer. I told him to die. He hung his head in shame and sauntered over to the bar, determined to prove me wrong.

"Alrighty then. This thing on?" I said into the microphone. "Ahem. My name is Jack. I am the human. Worship me." I paused to see what would happen and smirked at the befuddled faces of the party goers. "Nah I'm just messin' with ya. Here's a song about the most trollish of things: Discord." I grinned as the partier's looked terribly confused and began to murmur amongst themselves and began to play some of this.

Soon the party-goers started dancing to the music and started letting their frilly manes down. I noticed Rarity had fallen asleep on Twilight from my vantage point in the DJ booth. I wondered if they would go home together after this. Then I noticed a pink blur next to me.

"Wha- Pinkie? When did you get up here?" I asked the pink one.

"I thought I'd come give you a hoof with them tunes." she beamed. "Whadda ya think of your welcome party?" she asked, eyes teeming with... well... Pinkie Pie.

"'S great Pinks. Best party ever so far." I grinned as the pink pony bounced up and down with delight.

"Oh i knew you'd love it, see Gummy -he's my pet alligator- thought there might be too many balloons in the cannon, but I told him he was crazy. You can never have enough balloons."

"Or pink elephants." I murmured, bringing up old memories. "Next party has pink elephants. Promise me Pinkie Pie." I looked at her with a terrible poker face before we both broke out into fits of laughter.

"Sure that sounds super-duper. Maybe in a pink elephant parade party." I think my mind broke when I realized what I'd suggested and she was taking it seriously.

Meh. Pink elephants make everything better.

*** Music stops

Then the partier's, as one, gave a gasp of amazement. For there stood the radiant Princess Luna in an absolutely stunning dress at the entrance to the ballroom. She turned scarlet when she saw that most ponies grovelled as they saw the former tyrant in her bride-worthy dress. If Rarity was concious she would have probably passed out from how the Princess looked in her dress.

Source

The crowd parted as she made her way to the centre of the room and I noticed Celestia looking at me. Mouthing "Now." Oh yeah the music.

"Princess!" I called out to her.

She looked up and smiled at me, her cheeks a delicious rosy red colour.

"You want heavy? You gots it girl." and I began to play Disturbed "How would you feel if Ten Thousand Fists hit you everypony?" I bellowed to the stunned crowd. The DJ from before came back up to me and asked what this music was.

"This. Is. METAL." I shouted, head banging as I turned the music up again and watched as most of the ponies attending were head banging too.

*** Music fades away

"I'm not finished yet!" I cried out to the crowd who were all suffering some sort of neck injury. Pfft. Amateurs. "Let me hear you belt out a facemelter!" I bellowed.

The crowd below murmured. "Facemelter? What? This music is great but if it melts faces..."

"Oh come on!" I shouted. "You've never head the Facemelter Highlander. Boom. Go." I left the twelve minute song playing very loudly as I went to see Luna, who had moved over to the bar and was talking with Twilight. I noticed she kept looking over at me.

"Greetings m'lady." I said as I bowed to her. "Was that heavy enough for you?"

She threw her forelegs around my neck and kissed me full on the lips as soon as I was in range.

Twilight's jaw dropped.

Rarity opened her eyes and saw the two of us kissing and immediately sobered up and her jaw dropped as well as Twilight's. Then she hugged her friend and blinked back tears.

I could feel Luna's tongue protruding the edges of my mouth as we kissed for about a full minute before I had to break away.

"Hold your tongue m'lady." I cleared my throat and threw back my neck. "WOAH-OH-OH-AH-AH-AH-AAAA-HA-AH-AH-AH!!" I bellowed to the crowd and planted a great big, firm kiss on Luna's lips again, she doing the same. This time when we kissed however, I continued by picking her up and walking out the room with her, straight through the glass door, out into the garden.

***

I carried her far into the garden, still kissing so we stumbled over a few things, but that didn't deter us in the slightest.

"Mmm." she mumbled.

"What was that?" I said, pulling away for a second.

"Nothing. Shut up and kiss me." she pulled my head lower to hers again and we carried on.

Eventually we stopped and looked at each other. "Right here? Right now?" said I.

"Right here. Right now." said she.

I quickly started to unbutton the jacket, pants and shirt and carelessly tossed them into the trees around us, she slipping out of her dress and flinging her crown somewhere, then she pounced me, pinning me to the ground.

"Socks." my eyes grew wide as they travelled down her body and noticed the leg-wear.

"Yeah." she deviliciously grinned at me and kissed my chest.

I stroked her mane as she did this and tickled the base of her horn, hearing her give a small moan of pleasure. Then i reached down with my other hand and stroked her wings, sending a shiver up her back.

She continued to whimper deliciously as I tickled her horn again.

"Don't stop." She whispered, just quietly enough to warrant a repeat.

"What was that? You want me to stop?" I teased her.

"Don't ever stop. I want you." she continued to whisper as I pulled her upwards so her head was level with mine and I began to kiss her neck and stroked her wings again and felt her body shiver on top of mine.

I looked down when I felt a tugging at my ankles. "I swear I had clothes on a few seconds ago." I chuckled when I looked back up into her eyes and saw her horn glowing and she ran a hoof across my crotch, fondling the balls and shaft.

"Shhh." she placed a hoof over my mouth as the other one stroked my erection. I reached down with one hand and felt her underbelly, it was warm. And smooth. Then I ran my hand along her socked leg and immediately felt the boner increase

"Ohh..." I murmured as I felt her soft coat against my leg.

"Stay right here." she whispered and nibbled my ear as she moved back down my body and I felt a warm feeling tugging at my underwear. "Big boy." she flashed a sultry smile at me as she saw my penis and began to run her tongue across its length.

"Oh you tease."

She giggled an adorable giggle as she carried on licking the end of it and cradled my balls in a hoof. While she did this I ran my fingers through her long, starry mane and wondered if I'd crushed any solar systems by doing so, I was quickly snapped back to reality (reality as in this is really happening) when I felt her mouth slip over the top with a loud sucking sound.

"Oh I bet you could suck a golf ball through a hose." I told her as she got to work. I could feel something brewing inside the bottom of my penis as she did so. No. You are not blowing your load this early. I told it.

"C'mere. My turn." I moaned as she released the General with an audible *plop* and flipped her over on her back, taking care not to crush her wings in the process.

"Rut me my prince. Rut me till dawn." she whispered as I stroked her lady parts. I slowly worked my way down her body, first with kissing her neck, then her chest, then I got to her rear legs and her marehood and began teasing her as she did me.

First I stroked her wet clit with my forefinger and middle finger together and slowly rubbed along the edges of it, enjoying her audible moans of pleasure and lust as they escaped her.

"Take me... my... prince..." I heard her whisper, then gasp in pleasure as I rubbed the tip of my penis against her now dripping wetness.

"As you wish m'lady." I whispered back as I dove into the action.

Her moans were quite loud as they already were, now, when I reached penetration, they became more like cries of delight as I slowly pounded away at her, her rear legs wrapping around my middle.

"Flip over." I commanded, pulling out a teeny bit, before ploughing in again, savouring the feeling and she was more than happy to oblige for I knew that doggy style was best for penetration. As she flipped I came (Pun unintended) to a horrible realization: No protection. Fuck it (Oh god the puns) I decided I was staying here forever, why not try for... that?

When she was on her front again and whimpering for more I got up on my knees, again pulling out for a short time as I lifted her rear into the air, level with my crotch height and pressed her flanks together and began to lap up the juices she was producing. It smelled like a warm summer's night in a meadow, with a hint of hay and Rarity's perfume. It tasted even better.

"Ohhh..." she loudly moaned again. "Ohhhhhh.... Ohh.... Ohh." she gave in and released everything, covering my face in the deliciousness. her rear slumped to the ground, spent.

"Oh no I'm not finished." I said and picked it up again, wrapping my arms around her legs, keeping her butt upright and began to pound away again, faster and harder than before until...

"Ohhhh.... Princess...." I breathed, having spent my loose change. and rolled away from her, flopping onto my back.

She turned to face me "That. Was. Brilliant. You were brilliant." she kissed my Luna-juice covered face and lapped some off my nose.

"Oh baby..." I whispered, suddenly very eager to take her again.

There we lay, fully naked and fell asleep in a silent embrace.

***

When we woke up we gathered our clothes up and went back, hoof in hand, to the party. By now most of the guests had left and only Celestia, asleep Twilight, head in a bucket Rarity, surprisingly sober Rainbow Dash, bloated Applejack as she spent the night by the buffet cart, an exhausted looking Fluttershy in the embrace of a stallion, a fairly hyper but not 'Pinkie' hyper Pinkie Pie and a few others, dancing to the slow music the current DJ was playing.

Celestia smiled when she saw the two of us re-enter through my makeshift door.

"I trust you slept as well as Fluttershy did?" she grinned and nodded towards the yellow pegasus, who was dancing with a rather dapper looking stallion, her head resting on his shoulders as she fought to stay awake.

My eyebrows raised at this mention. "Really? Fluttershy, you dog." I grinned at her as they danced slowly past and she smiled weakly at us.

"Yes sister, I see what you meant about telling him my feelings." Luna looked up at Celestia, as she nuzzled and put her wing around me.

"Then my little sister is growing up." she beamed with pride. Then she added sadly "You know it won't last forever?"

"I know, but I intend to make the most of it." Luna replied and kissed her on the nose again.

"What do you mean 'It won't last'? of course it will." I put an arm around her "I would rather die before anything happened to Luna."

"That's just it though, my love." Luna said through teary eyes. "You will die and I'll be forced to live on without you." as she buried her face in my shoulder and wept softly.

"Then we shall have to fix that. Won't we Celestia?" I growled, somewhat gently, at the Sun God. "That spell exists doesn't it?"

"Indeed it does. However it is highly dangerous and experimental. It might not even work." she sighed. "But I will try. After some research we shall try." she placed a hoof on my shoulder and smiled. She was very motherly. I wondered what happened to the sisters' parents. Even Zeus had Kronos before he tried to eat him, so what did Luna and Celestia have?.

"But right now it is too late and someponies are very tired." she chuckled and nudged the sleeping on-my-shoulder Luna and pointed to Fluttershy, who's stallion had flipped her on his back and nodded goodbye to them.

"Yeah. I am pretty boshed myself." I yawned. "C'mon sleepy head."I prodded Luna in the direction of the entrance and the stairs up to her room.