The Princess and I

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The Princess and I - Part 3

I took a deep breath of the sea air as it blew against my face.

My arm was wrapped around my beloved princess as we sailed the high seas. "Are you ready to be ravished m'lady?" I asked her and grinned.

"Oh yes, noble Captain Jack." Luna giggled and kissed me.

"Well, we have the entire boat to ourselves. What say ye and I have an... adventure?" I flashed a grin and licked the tip of her nose.

She blushed and made to get away, her bountiful booty shaking as my hand slapped it.

"You'll have to catch me first." she giggled.

"Oh it be on, princess." I growled, jokingly though, and outstretched my arms for her, tickling her mercilessly.

"Ahahahaha! Stop! We submit!" Luna laughed as I tickled her.

A loud knocking on the door interrupted us. "Luna?"

Luna groaned and rolled off me. "What is it Tia?" she asked, grumpily and pouted.

Celestia opened the door and grinned at us. "Having fun were you?"

We had gotten the curtains draped up like a sail, and the bed was the deck of the ship.

We both blushed and I covered myself up.

"What do you want, Celestia?" Luna asked and shifted her eyes to me.

I shrugged and fought to hide the General. "Down boy!" I hissed and tried to cover it up.

Luna blushed and spread her wings, giving me a bit of shelter from Celestia's gaze. "Ahem." she coughed and caught her sister's attention.

"Oh yes." Celestia blushed and turned away. "As you know, Shining Armour and our niece's wedding is approaching shortly. I shall need you to keep a close eye on things at night, sister."

Luna nodded. "As per usual."

I perked my ears up. "Shining Armour's wedding?" I asked.

The princess's nodded.

"Well, it's going to be wonderful. Sort of." I grinned.

Celestia narrowed her eyes. "What does that mean?"

I sighed. "I can't interfere with any big historical events, so I can't tell you. Time travel is weird like that. But don't worry, it all turns out good in the end." I assured her.

Luna nuzzled me. "You'll still come though won't you? She's our niece after all."

I winced. "I don't know if I should. I may give anything away."

Luna pouted. "For me?"

I hung my head. "You win." I whispered.

She clapped her hooves and nuzzled me again. "Then it's a date."

But you weren't there either. So I'll have to distract you somehow. Sorry Celly. I thought.

Celestia nodded and turned to go. "Oh and get dressed. Dinner is in five minutes."

We both nodded and gathered up my clothes and her regalia.

Two weeks had passed since we consummated our love for one another in the gardens. In those two weeks, I had become quite a name around the castle and Canterlot. The human lover of the princess.

I chuckled in memory of what one colt whispered about me.

"They say he's ten feet tall, and shoots lightning from his eyes."

The look on his face when i loomed over him was priceless.

Luna cuffed my head for scaring him like that, and told him it was alright.

Recently, we had been acting out certain fantasies she had. And my pirate accent just drove her mad.

"Wanna go for a walk after dinner?" I asked.

She nodded. "What did you have in mind?"

I shrugged. "Just a wander around. I'd like to go see Las Pegasus someday. I've always wondered what it's like. Both versions of it."

She frowned. "What do you mean?"

"Well, on Earth, there was a city called Las Vegas. I just want to know if they're similar or not." I muttered.

"Well, we'll go someday. maybe after the wedding.... captain." Luna giggled and pressed up against me.

I grinned back and wrapped my arms around her and we fell back onto the bed, enjoying our time before dinner.

"Hey." I told her. "I have an idea."

"Oh?" she smiled and ran a hoof through my hair.

"Yeah. Follow me." I grinned and took her hoof.

***

Celestia glared at Jack and Luna and tapped her hoof.

"Well? What do you have to say for yourselves?" she asked.

"Sorry." they mumbled, shivering and awaiting their punishment.

Celestia scowled at them. "Do you really think it was acceptable doing what you were doing in such a public place?"

"No." they mumbled again, avoiding her gaze.

I will spare you the glorious details of what exactly the two were doing.

Celestia shook her head and sighed. "Well, go and get dressed I suppose. But if I catch you doing that again." she waved a hoof warningly. "there will be consequences.

They nodded and shuffled out the room.

***

"Why do I let you rope me into these things?" Jack chuckled.

Luna scowled. "It was your idea. I just strung you along. And please don't start with the puns."

"Why? I'm only horsing around." Jack grinned and stifled a mad cackle.

Luna facehoofed. "That was so bad it was painful."

"Oh quit being such a sore loser." Jack laughed and slapped her flank.

She scowled again and waved him away. "Oh shut up you romantic fool. Dinner's come and gone, and now I'm hungry." she pouted.

Jack bowed mockingly. "Would m'lady like some of her finest cuisine?" he smirked.

Luna glared at him and huffed. "Yes. She would. Except I highly doubt Tia is going to let us eat in peace after what happened."

He laughed and waved a hand. "Princess, you wound me. What on Earth - or Equestria for that matter - makes you think I'm going to let you starve?"

She blinked in confusion. "Excuse me?"

He tapped his nose and grinned again.

"You'll see."

He picked her up and slung her over his shoulder, making her yelp in surprise.

"Ahh! What are you doing?" she hissed as he carried her through the castle.

"Feeding time." Jack laughed as he reached the flight of stairs and squeezed her cutie mark. "Onwards and upwards, my dear." he chuckled and put her down.

She glared at him and swiped him away and led the way to their room.

***

"So what do you have planned?" Luna asked as we sat down on a pair of dark blue beanbags.

I grinned. "I have an idea. That is all." I told her and stroked her mane.

She eyed me suspiciously. "What kind of idea?"

I glanced down to my groin and winked.

"Oh. That kind of idea." Luna smiled and placed a hoof either side of my penis.

"Golf ball through a hose." i whispered to her.

She blushed and helped me out my trousers, savouring every step of the way.

I sat there, with a clearly visible boner as the General woke up.

"He seems ready for it." Luna murmured and stroked the quivering tip through my shorts.

I felt my lower lip tremble and smiled. "C'mon. Don't be a tease."

She pouted. "Don't you like my little show?" she asked as she began to lower my boxers.

"Of course I do. Just..." I murmured and fell into silence as she slipped her mouth around my tip and began bobbing her head up and down. "Ohhh..." I moaned.

She grinned and removed her mouth. "Are you ready, captain?" she said with a sultry tone.

"Aye." I grinned and kissed the top of her head, lowering myself to her height once more and running my fingers over her soft coat.

She rang her tongue along my tip again, and cradled my balls once more. "Have you grown since last time?" she asked.

I glanced down. It did indeed seem bigger than usual. "I think so. I didn't even know a penis could grow before the rest of the body. Perhaps I've finally stopped growing up ways." I joked and kissed her again.

Luna stopped and got up, walking slowly over to the bed. She patted it's soft surface. "Join me." she commanded.

As if by magic (because it was), I floated across with her magical aura surrounding me and my General.

I plopped down next to her and she pounced me.

"Take me, my captain." she whispered.

I grinned and rubbed her lips with my fingers, enjoying her moan. When I brought my hand up again, I noticed it was runny. "Mmm. You taste good." I said and licked my hand.

She moaned again and positioned herself over my member.

"Ready?" I asked.

She nodded and lowered herself.

I thrust upwards and achieved penetration instantly.

She moaned and collapsed onto me, her forelegs either side of my head and my face buried in her mane. I thrust up and down and wrapped my arms around her, enjoying this moment as much as the last time.

"Jack..." she whispered as we rutted.

"Hmm?"

"I love you."

"I love you too." I smiled and kissed her nose, letting the General release the army.

She rolled off and lay next to me, one hoof behind my head and the other grazing the side of my face. "Something's bothering you." she murmured.

I shook my head. "No, no. I'm just thinking about Shining and Cadence." I said and hugged her tightly, feeling my boner fade away.

"What about them?"

"Their wedding, mostly." I smiled.

Her eyes turned to dinner plates. This pleased me. "...And?"

"And... I've been thinking."

She gasped.

"Oh no, not yet. We've only known each other for... a few weeks I think. And I love you, I really do. But let's not... ruin... what we have." I winced at my choice of words and I winced again at her glare.

"Ruin?" she growled.

"Not ruin per say. I can't think of the word. Oh don't look at me like that." I murmured and cuddled her.

She sighed and allowed the cuddle. "Fine. We'll take this slow. Just... don't make me wait." she smiled and nuzzled against me.

I kissed the top of her head again and smiled. "Wouldn't dream of it." I said and smiled again.

We drifted off to sleep, as per usual custom after doing the nasty.

***

It was dark when I woke.

I looked around and felt Luna's heavy breathing next to me. I smiled and gently removed my arm from around her. "Be right back, Luna." I whispered.

She snored and murmured something in her sleep.

I smiled and crept to the bathroom, where I looked in the mirror and shook my head. "Gods I need a shave." I muttered and stroked the stubble on the side of my face.

Suddenly, I felt a great sorrow in my heart and sat down on the toilet seat, weeping quietly.

What the fuck is this? I thought and shook my head, trying to stop the tears. Homesick? Is that it?

I buried my head in my hands and thought about my family. My sister and two brothers, my friends, my dog, my kittens... I missed everything.

"Earth is a terrible place. Equestria is so much better." I murmured to myself and blinked. An idea came to mind. A wonderful idea. "I wonder..." I murmured and got up, pacing around the bathroom.

A knock made me jump.

"Who is it?" I called out, not thinking straight.

"Who do you think?" Luna replied from the other side. Open up, I need to use the little fillies room."

I opened the door and smiled at her, sniffing and wiping a stray tear away.

She froze. "What is it?" she asked.

I shook my head. "Homesick is all. I'm fine now."

The princess nuzzled me and gently shoved past me. "Do you want to talk about it?" she asked as she positioned herself over the toilet bowl.

I raised my eyebrows as I heard the sound of pee hitting the bowl. "...Sure. Don't you want some privacy?"

She shook her head. "Privacy can wait. besides, we've just done it. I'm not bothered whether you watch me pee or not." she smiled.

I smiled back and leant against the door frame. "So... I miss my family." I murmured.

She nodded. "Naturally. I'm surprised it's taken you this long to realize you miss them."

"Well, we've never really been on good terms." I explained and placed a hand behind my head. "So I didn't really care when I came here."

She frowned. "You didn't care you missed your family? What changed?"

I looked at her and smiled. "You did. You made me think of my family."

She blushed and wiped herself dry. "That's sweet."

I walked over to her and helped her up. "We should get back to sleep." I murmured and yawned.

Luna nodded and smiled as I walked her back to the bed.

We curled up together and felt our heartbeats as one.

***

A few days before the wedding of Shining Armour and Cadence.

"Hit 'B', hit 'B'." I repeated for the millionth time.

"Shut up. it's hard you know." Luna said, smiling a bit sheepishly "It's easier for you you have fingers."

"It's not hard. You just suck at this game. And you have magic." I dead-panned as I slurped the last of the milkshake through a straw and burped loudly and brushed some escaped food off my dressing down.

"Where do I go now?" she asked, ignoring my last comment.

"There. No not there, there." I said exasperated at the princess's ineptitude at video games and sighed.

"...Hello? Are you alive?" the character in the game shouted.

"Yeah..." Luna shouted back.

"You know he can't hear you right?" I asked, wearily and reached down for some popcorn.

"Oh, can't he?" Luna asked, looking downhearted.

"Oh. My. God. You're getting upset at the dude not being able to hear you aren't you?" I looked at her as she blushed and hid her face in her long starry mane.

"No...?"

"My god you are as well."

"Shut up." she laughed and kicked me off the chair and dove into the warm spot I had created for myself.

"Oi! That's my chair, yours is over there!" I mumbled through a mouth full of food, clambering over the popcorn as I tried not to stick my foot in anything. Celestia would kill us if we spilt anything on the carpet. "Move." I grinned.

She stuck her tongue out cheekily and giggled "Make me."

"Have it your way then m'lady." I grinned and began tickling her.

"Stop it!" she cried and flailed about.

A stray hoof knocked my milkshake over and spilt it.

"Ohhh. Luna!" I grumped.

She giggled and blushed. "Sorry."

I scowled and put my hands on my hips. "Dirty girl." I grinned and picked up a cloth, cleaning up the mess and trying to scrub the milkshake out of the carpet.

She blushed and helped too. Our heads touched and we grinned at each other.

There came a knock at the door.

"Are you two ready? Cadence wants to ask you two something." Celestia called.

"OK." Luna called back. "Let's hurry up and finish this before we go." she told me.

I nodded and dropped the cloth.

We turned back to the video game. "OK. There. Go there." I pointed.

The princess nodded and gritted her teeth.

I watched her and sat back. "You are getting better at this." I smiled and patted her back.

She beamed with pride and kissed me. "Thanks." she said.

***

I straightened my tie and shifted uncomfortably.

"Oh stop fidgeting." Rarity scowled as she took my measurements once more.

I huffed. "Sorry. But It's itchy. Again."

The fashionista had kindly offered to tailor me a new suit in preparation for the wedding, so myself and Luna had travelled down to Ponyville to get our formal wear.

"Oh it's going to be wonderful isn't it?" she twittered on.

I smiled and wearily responded. "Yeah. It will be pretty memorable."

"You are coming to the celebrations aren't you?" she asked and smiled at Luna.

The princess smiled back. "Of course. We both are. Aren't we?" she asked me.

I nodded. "You bet. Wouldn't miss... this for anything." I nearly said an invasion.

Rarity beamed and trotted around me. "OK, your suit should be ready within a few hours." she told me.

"Really? That fast?" I asked, eyebrows raised.

She nodded. "But of course. Would you like to wait here for it, or go for a walk around Ponyville?"

I glanced at Luna.

She shrugged.

"A walk sounds nice. Perhaps we'll go see Applejack." I smiled and shook the fashion pony's hoof, kissing it like a gentleman.

Rarity blushed and shoved me out the door. Luna followed suit.

"So where do you want to go?" I asked her and slipped an arm around her.

She shrugged. "I don't mind. Surprise me."

I grinned and led her towards Fluttershy's.

***

Fluttershy opened the door and smiled at us. "Oh hello Jack, hello princess. What a nice surprise."

"You're not busy are you?" I asked as she hugged us.

"Oh of course not." she said and ushered us in. "Would you like something to drink?"

"Could I have a glass of water, Miss Fluttershy?" Luna asked politely.

Fluttershy nodded and flapped off, then came to a screeching halt and hurried back. "And you Jack? I'm so sorry I forgot you." she murmured and hid behind her mane.

I laughed. "I'm fine Fluttershy. You don't have to apologise."

She nodded and hurried off to get the drinks for herself and Luna.

"Poor dear." Luna whispered to me. "She frets too much about others."

I nodded in agreement.

Fluttershy bustled in with two glasses of water in her wings and a bowl of sweets.

I reached out an arm and took the bowl from her mouth and set down one of the glasses.

"Thanks." she murmured and plopped down on her sofa. "So are you two excited about the wedding?"

Luna nodded and leaned forwards.

I rolled my eyes as they began their 'wiminz' talk about the wedding. Bored, I reached down and tickled one of the squrrles behind the ear.

"Hey, little guy." I whispered as he sniffed my finger. "I ain't gonna hurt ya."

The squirrel hopped up my arm and perched on my shoulder, and the rest of the critters living in Fluttershy's house followed suit.

***

We waved goodbye an hour later. The smell of woodland creatures clung to me like sweaty clothes.

"We should go and pick up my suit and your dress now shouldn't we?" I asked.

Luna nodded. "Yes, we should. lead the way, Captain Jack." she smiled.

I grinned back as we walked back to the boutique.

***

The day before the wedding.

Luna hopped up and down excitedly, while a strong sense of dread churned in my stomach.

"Aren't you excited?" she asked me.

I nodded and bit the sandwich. "Mhm. You bet." I lied. I was in fact dreading this, and becoming somewhat frantic. Changelings looks cute on the screen, but in reality...

"You aren't are you?" she asked.

I choked and nodded frantically. "No! I am, honest."

"You're lying."

"Am not."

"I can tell. Tell me why."

I glared at her and sighed. "Alright. I'm worried sick. This wedding, as awesome as it will be... may be difficult." I muttered.

She walked up to me and nuzzled me. "How so?"

"I really shouldn't tell you."

The princess walked around me and placed her hooves on the back of my neck. "You're sweating."

"Why wouldn't I be? Invasions usually put me on edge." I muttered and clamped a hand over my mouth. "You heard nothing." I hissed.

Luna walked back around me and stared into my eyes. "What invasion?"

I grimaced and hung my head. "In..." I glanced at the clock. "Twelve-ish hours, Canterlot is going to be invaded by little bug like things called Changelings. They take the form of whomever you love so much and feed off your love." I told her and explained about Chrysalis and Cadence and everything.

"Well we must inform my sister at once!" she cried.

I sighed again. "See, I'd love to, but that would ruin everything." I said and waved my arms in the air.

"Do you wish this invasion to happen?" she demanded and glared at me. Her pale blue, azure eyes bore into my regular brown ones.

"Of course not." I said and made to hug her.

She pushed away and continued to glare at me. "So why won't you help?"

"I can't." I repeated, getting frustrated. "The rules about time travel are very clear. If I help, and reveal Chrysalis' plan, it could have serious repercussions. As much as I would want to help, I simply can't."

"Well, you're not stopping me from helping my sister." Luna snorted and spread her wings.

I sighed again. "See, you're wrong there." I murmured and smiled a bit.

Her wings fluttered as i moved closer. "What-"

"Shhh. We have twelve hours before you have to do absolutely anything. Let's have some fun for now." I grinned and stroked her mane.

Her eyes turned to dinner plates. "You... really mean it?"

I nodded.

"Really?"

"Really really."

Our heads moved lser to each other, so close I could have stuck my tongue in her nose if I so wished.

"OK, you get the game set up, and I'll get the drinks ready." she giggled and bounced off.

I grinned. I knew video games would tempt her away from helping out with the wedding. Besides, Twilight has it under control.

***

Several hours before the wedding.

I can't believe I kept her distratced for six hours. Seriously, how does someone, or pony, get this distracted? Even my attention spans longer than her's.

"So where do I go now?" she asked. World five, five on Super Mareio Sisters.

"There." I pointed to a pixel.

Seventh game. Halfway through. Good lord. She was burning through these fast. Too fast. Faster than me anyway.

"Ha ha! Take that dragon monster!" she laughed at the screen. She glanced around at me and saw the clock. "Oh, you little..." she grunted and dropped the  controller.

I turned and blinked at her. "Who you calling little?"

She rolled her eyes. "You managed to keep me from telling my sister. Now it may be too late." she muttered and flexed her wings, trotting to the door as she did so.

"It's about fookin' time!" I laughed. "Damn. I mean really? A certain number of hours, and now you notice?"

She scowled, not seeing the humour in this. "I must warn Celestia. Now."

I glanced out the window as the sun began to set. "Sun's setting." I murmured.

Luna nodded stiffly. "I shall raise the moon, and then warn my sister. We will have words, Jack The Human." she growled.

I winced. She never called me 'Jack The Human'. Thank god she didn't know my last name. What the hell was my last name anyways? In that moment. I realized I had completely forgotten my last name. And most of my family's names. "Jesus." I muttered. "Oh wonderful. I remember him, but not even my own family?" I grunted sadly.

She must have noticed the turmoil on my face as her own softened up. "I go now to raise the moon. I will most likely have to be out all night with the tight security. A royal wedding is bound to have threats. Especially if an invasion is coming." she snorted with contempt.

I hung my head in shame. "I should have told you sooner. Fucking rules about time travel bullshit." I swore and lashed out at the small chair next to me. I heard her wings beat as she took off without a further word.

Sorrow racked my pitiful, fleshy, pink body.

"Damn." I muttered and sank to the floor.

***

The princess flapped off to the tower where her sister was gazing through a telescope.

"Greetings sister. As always, I will guard the night." she said and buried the sorrow in her voice.

Celestia nodded and yawned. "I must retire. We have a long day ahead of us tomorrow, sister." she smiled

Luna bit her lip as her sister turned to go. Tell her! It's the right thing to do! She screamed at herself.

But remember what Jack said. What sort of repercussions? She argued back.

Before she could decide whether or not to say anything, Celestia had already left.

"Well... he says it all turns out fine..." Luna murmured sadly. She shook her head. "OF course it will. I have the utmost faith in my sister to take care of our subjects..."

***

The day of the wedding. During the ceremony.

"Ah... Shining Armour's love for you is even stronger than I thought." Chrysalis grinned devilishly. "Consuming it has made me even more powerful than Celestia!" she cackled.

Luna glared at me from our tower window.

"You said nothing bad would happen!" she grumbled and spread her wings.

I pulled her back. "I said everything turns out fine. Sadly, you're not supposed to show up until the end. During the reception. See? Twilight's found Cadence. It's all good." I murmured.

Luna snorted and trotted back into the room.

"So you aren't going to throw me out the window?" I asked hopefully.

She shot me a death glare and said nothing.

"OK, too early for jokes." I muttered and sat down next to her. "So why aren't you doing anything?" I wondered.

Luna glared at me and turned away. "I don't want to talk about it." she muttered.

I heard a tone of something in her voice. Fear? "Luna... are you scared of bugs?"

She twitched. "The Princess of the Night does not feel fear."

"You're scared of bugs aren't you?"

Another twitch. "If you must persist. Yes. I am."

I snorted a laugh back.

She scraped a hoof along the ground. "I'm terrified of bugs." she whispered.

I reached my arms out and wrapped them around her. "Shh. I'm scared of stuff too, believe it or not."

She snorted a laugh. "You jumped about three feet in the air when the cleaner knocked on the door. Scaredy pants."

"True." I laughed and rubbed my chin. "So what do you want to do until this whole things finished?"

She glanced around and shut the curtains as a changeling flew up and tapped against it. "Anything to distract me from them." she murmured and huddled against me.

I couldn't help but grin.

"Oh... I have an idea." I whispered and nibbled her dark blue ear.

She grinned back and closed her eyed and pursed her lips. "When you're ready."

I leant forwards and picked up the controller. "Still got three games to go. Get to work." I laughed and dropped the controller on her lap.

***

The loud snores of a sleeping human filled the room.

Luna smiled and patted his head as he slept. She looked out the window and saw the party outside. "So he was right. I hope Celestia isn't mad at me for missing out." she murmured.

She spread her great wings and flew down to her sister's side.

"Hello everypony. Did I miss anything?" she asked innocently.

Celestia chuckled and nuzzled her. "Not at all. We were just wrapping up. Where's Jack?"

"Asleep, as per usual."

"Of course he is. Remind me to speak with him in the morning." Celestia chuckled and bobbed her head.

As casually as possible, Luna allowed her own head to bob to the music.

It seemed life was normal, and the feeling of fear which had racked Luna's body had left. Along with seemingly all of the changelings and their queen.

This day has been just perfect. Luna thought and smiled up at her moon.