MLP Equestria Girls Fluttershy and Sunset Shimmer and Sonata Dusk Fortress 2

[This interview is conducted in fluttershy degroot's (a scottish clone of fluttershy) armory. It is accompanied by a cinematic of Tavish engaging a superior enemy force with particular guile.]

DemoShy: What makes me a good DemoShy? If I were a bad DemoShy, I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?!

DemoShy: (a few Equestria Girls RED Team members running in the background) Let's do it! (jumps out, and being shot with constant rockets seeming that there are a lot of soldiers) Not one of ya's gonna survive this!

DemoShy: One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch... and KABLOOIE!

(The RED DemoShy then begins to take a long drink from her bottle as scenes show she killing the BLU Sunset Pyro Shimmer from behind and she destroying a Level 3 Sentry with the RED Sonata Scout Dusk dying next to her)

DemoShy: [After drinking a copious amount of scrumpy] n' I got a manky eye. I'm a yellow, Scottish Equestria Girls fluttershy cyclops! They've got more [Exaggeratedly long censorship tone] than they've got the likes o' me!

It is later revealed that the censored part mentioned the Loch Ness Monster, with RED DemoShy darkly and humorously announcing that there are apparently more Nessies than people with her features in Equestria Girls Scotland. [1]

DemoShy: [This part of the interview periodically cuts to a cinematic of the RED DemoShy setting a trap for a large group of foes] So! [Drunken Pipe Bomb begin to play in the background] ....T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure, prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end! [RED DemoShy sets off the trap, and the Equestria Girls BLU players that were following her are blown to pieces. The RED DemoShy walks over, laughing, and bends down to stare at the remains of her foes while several parts of the exploded corpses are raining from the sky.] Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!