MLP Equestria Girls Fluttershy and Sunset Shimmer and Sonata Dusk Fortress 2

[The RED EngineerShy, Fluttershy Conagher (a american country clone of fluttershy), passes the time relaxing and playing acoustic guitar. As she explains her role, the sentry guns surrounding her target and kill various hostiles and a few bullets hit the pickup truck behind her.]

EngineerShy: Hey, look, buddy. I'm an fluttershy engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like, "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.

[pauses playing to drink from a bottle of beer]

EngineerShy: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: use a gun. And if that don't work?

[a salvo of rockets launches over her head]

EngineerShy: Use more gun.

[rockets explode; scream; the BLU Sonata Sniper Dusk's hand lands at the RED EngineerShy's feet]

BLU Sonata Scout Dusk: (offscreen) My arm!

EngineerShy: Like this heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little old number designed by me... [kicks the Sonata Sniper Dusk's hand away; gun tracks and shoots it in midair] ...built by me, and you best hope... [pauses playing; deadly serious] ...not pointed at you.