The misadventures of a teen in equastria
Chapter 1
Load Full StoryNext ChapterAs I sit here writing this I ponder why the hell did I go to school today but meh I'm in pony land now so I might as well get used to it
Chapter 1 in the beginning
After a long day at school I only had one more lesson to go science which as you may or may not know is my worst subject
Not because I'm bad at it.
Moreso that my science teacher belongs in an asylum .
for me I was late as usual and sir decided to test his latest invention the quantum tunnelling device
Or aka portal gun rip-off
"Now then let's get this up and running said my teacher (who will now be called fool for ease)
As it warmed up I decided that for some unnerving and stupid reason that this would be interesting and fun how wrong could I be.
So I went to my seat and sat down waiting for the device to most likely explode in my face wich it didn't surprisingly in fact it actually worked when sir shot it on the ceiling above me but here comes his idiocy that leads to my horrible incarceration on this horrid pony world.any way as sir shot the portal underneath me his aim was rather of so the gun actually hit me.
At first nothing happened but after a few of the most tense seconds of my life a strange warring noise came from beneath me and then a hole the size of a pin prick opened beneath me and gradually it grew wider and wider.
At this point you may be wondering why I have not moved from this spot. Well that is due to the arseholes in my class decided to put glue in the demonstration area. So as the space hole was opening beneath me I decided to do the one thing I never thought would happen .
I started to pray to every God I could think of.
But unfortunately that was no use as the space hole opened to much and sucked me through it.
meanwhile in ponyville a certain pink pony was bouncing through the town screaming at the top of her lungs
"doozie doozie doooooozie"
As onlookers just ignored her due to her being pinkie pie .
As she crashed through the wall to the ponyville library 5 other mares looked at her.
"Pinkie what the hay I just got this wall rebuilt" said an irate twilight as the others backed away slowly
"More importantly" said rainbow dash "why are you using up my super awesome trick time."
"Sorry girls" replied pinkie "but I just picked up a huge doozie,
I think something big is going to arrive in ponyvile very soon."
At that the girls stopped arguing and stared at pinkie worriedly.
" well then dear I suppose we had better get ready for something rather large" added rarity
As the walls started to shake violently and a deep purple portal opened above them
" fuuuuuuuuuuuck" screamed the voice from within
Several minutes later
"Girls what in tarnation just happened?" Inquired Apple jack in the now once again utterly destroyed library
"I have no idea what it is but I know one thing" replied twilight
"Ooh ooh ooh I love guessing games -"added pinkie but she was interrupted by twilight
"Pinkie this's is a guessing game this is serious.for all we know this could be some thing from another dimension"
"Well you got that right talking horsey thing" replied a dopey voice from under the rubble
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