The misadventures of a teen in equastria

As the mares looked to the strange creature in corner (aka me) rambling on about how horses shouldn't talk and that this all must have been a hallucination.

"Er gals what should we Do with it?"asked applejack under her breath

"I'm not entirely sure an but I do know that it most definitely is a -" replied rainbow dash before she was cut off by twilight.

" If you say that it is a spy I will make sure you cant walk for a week" growled an irritated twilight

Due to all the commotion I began to come to my senses and realised that these weird and colourful creatures were not safe and would probably attack me as soon as they got the chance so slowly and carefully I snuck away. Unfortunately my victory was short lived as the odd bouncy pink one erupted from the seams of reality and blocked my exit.

"Oh no you don't mister we still need to organise your super duper welcome to ponyvile party so your not going anywhere,"

Due to her smile lines and hopefully mentalness I managed to distracted her by bopping her on the nose screaming tag and running like crazy from the library towards the forest on the edge of the town hoping to escape the madness that had seemed to consume me. Then again maybe it was just the cheese I had eaten in my licence and hopefully I was just sleeping in class and any seccond now would wake up wilth a detention stapled to my blazer but unfortunately that was not the case. As I reached the woods I thought it would be safer to stick to the outskirts of the treeline and hope for the best.

back in the library the mane 6 minus pinkie pie were staring in awe at what had just happpened.

"do you think we should help pinkie?" asked rainbow curiously

"to be honest darling i would be more woried for the thing, whenever someone challenges pinkie to a game of tag she ends up scaring them beyond belief"replied rarity in a tone of shock and worry.

"uhm well if you dont mind my opinion,"whispered fluttershy,"i think we should umm use the stare just to stop it from causing trouble"

"thats a great plan fluttershy"Agreed twilight"but after that you will have to bring him back here and tie him up so i can question him

but first, SPIIKE!"yelled twilight up the stairs

"uugh what twilight you know i like to sleep late on a celday(sunday)"

"sorry to wake you spike but i need you to take a letter for celestia"

dear princess celestia

sorry to disturb you but something of upmost importance has happened.

a strange creature has sudenly apeared in the library and we do not know why if you could reply as soon as possible

your faithfull student

twighlight sparkle

and with a poof of magic smoke it was gone

as hery sat down on a log he realised that he was still carrying his schoolbag

"well this might help i think i still have half a twix bar in here."he said to himself as he took of his bag and opened it.

"hey wait  a minute were are my books" he cried as instead a small card popped out and wacked him square in the face with a loud thwack

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l if you are reading this then it means  l

l i am not insane which is good.   l

l and you are in equastria.   l

l wich is not so good. in the bag is   l

l any thing you can imagine. just type  l

l it into yor ipad and it will be there.   l

l good luck and dont get raped         l

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