Accused of an attack on a pony village, Tentacle ponies send their representative to clear up the issue with Celestia. The ambassador, however, does not come alone, as Sweetie Belle is about to find out.

*Rated Mature for using the ‘R’ word in dialogue.

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[Cover art by Normal, Alternative cover art by LetTheNightRageOn]

Here's what the readers are saying about this story:

Please, oh please for love of all that is held sacred, let the “R” word be “raisins”. ~ Princess of Edits

Rated Mature for profound cultural differences regarding the importance of consent. ~ Arcane Howitzer

I...errr....I think I don't even , but I am not even sure.

My brain bugued while I was reading this. I get that ths is because of cultural differences but ... yeah ... I don't even know how to speak anymore.

You kind of involuntarily , just a little bit , slightly raped my mind with this story. ~ Deynarth

That...

That was different... ~ Tatsurou

...huh. This is actually a very clever and interesting story. ~ LordBucket

tentacles! ~ Tentacle Slaphappy

What the bloody fuck, rape is just how their way of arguing, fucking hell that's interesting/crazy/creepy/funny way of sorting out your problems. Mind broke for a moment earlier, but I'm fine now. ~ Blitz Habenara Tuscania

And I just expected that a tentacle monster would rape everything and that would be the whole story. It seems even I can fall prey to cultural assumptions. ~ ArtichokeLust

I like the whole 'epic tale, not clop' vibe here. ~ Loud_Taffy

Ending made me laugh and scream at the same time. ~ Supermane