Chapter Four: As It Approaches.

The night came and went just so quickly. I was able to get a functional yet fashionable outfit that I could quickly like with obtained steel and zirconium plates to arouse little suspicion while making sure I live through the mouth of the beast. I could also get an obsidian amulet to help move metals and rocks, but nothing more. I couldn't go fast enough to even prepare anything besides canned oysters for food and a magical filter for water.

I would have probably gotten more if it weren't for some strange stallions. Whenever I would start singing in order to keep myself moving despite tiredness, these stallions would begin singing backup. This wasn't finely practiced like Princess Twilight's stuff. These guys sang whatever the hell the wanted to whatever tempo. It put too much attention in my direction. In fact, there was a bitch and her pups howling and barking in their spontaneous manner in the background. Their sounds were closer to my songs than these freaking stallions. It's all done now though, so this is the last peace I can get before they come. Better make the best of it.

It has literally been three minutes and now they are breaking down my door. It seems I may never get a break from this excruciating mental pains. Oh sleep, I need you. I shall hunt you down and catch you like the vermin you ar-

That smell. Hey, is that chlorofo-

"Wake up. You must speak with your princess."

My vision is blurry, my hearing as static. Come on, get it to the cafe. That chemical shouldn't have that much to the spinning hares around me. Wait, is that Celestia? I only see her good. A retardant, perhaps? Praise the helium!

"Now, you know why you are here, but probably not. You have been selected by RANDOM numbers. Did I say random? It's random. Anyways, you have become the sacrifice to Cerberus for our immortality. You shall keep your possessions on your person, but your houses have already been sold away. He shall take you.

You probably see everything around you as anything from a blob of colors to giant animatronics set to kill you, but you hear me loud and clear. That's why I love my scientists. The four of you shall make the ultimate sacrifice for your ruler."

Her words scrambled sounded. When time is it? Why four?

"You may be wondering why there are four of you, and the answer is simple. One for each of Cerberus' heads and a traitor. Geo has confessed government secrets, so he shall-"

Geo suddenly began to blurt "I was being quite nice to my loved ones to block them from your tyranny."

Was it just me, or did Geo just sound smart?

"Whatever. Get them out of my sight."

Wait! What about the purple bunnies and the cafe? Why is geo suddenly marts. I selml chlroorofooomr...