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...And It's Freaking Cold Up Here

by TailsIsNotAlone
So I got in a car crash and the hospital put me under for surgery. The next thing I know, I wake up as a small pony with wings. And I can't see. And it's freaking cold up here.

So I got in a car crash and the hospital put me under for surgery. The next thing I know, I wake up as a small pony with wings. And I can't see. And it's freaking cold up here.

At least I've still got my smokes.

(Got the idea from the funny picture. Rated T for language and tobacco use.)

Teen
Complete
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Adventure
 
MPOS

47286 words: Estimated about 4 hours to read
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17 Chapters:

  1. I: Anesthetic Gives You Wiiiiiiiings 2015-03-22 03:29:23 UTC
    1172
  2. II: I'm Blind, You Jackass. 2015-03-22 04:23:44 UTC
    1815
  3. III: I Can't See the Cigs...But I Can Taste Them 2015-03-23 10:57:32 UTC
    2325
  4. IV: It's My Party (and I'll Hide if I Want To) 2015-03-25 00:21:34 UTC
    1972
  5. V: Lighting Up (in) the Night 2015-03-27 01:12:24 UTC
    2733
  6. VI: By the Princesses' Rule, Get Outta My Way 2015-04-01 06:55:31 UTC
    2523
  7. VII: It's Freaking Hot in Here 2015-04-08 01:34:20 UTC
    3919
  8. VIII: The Running Mare 2015-04-20 03:04:15 UTC
    3424
  9. IX: Let Us Never Speak of the Tutoring Again 2015-04-20 15:11:17 UTC
    1153
  10. X: I'd Like to Be Eaten By a Tree... 2015-05-10 23:45:54 UTC
    3995
  11. XI: Second Sight 2015-05-18 00:52:57 UTC
    3381
  12. XII: Swamped 2015-06-08 23:33:14 UTC
    2796
  13. XIII: Where There's Fire... 2015-07-08 16:02:26 UTC
    3706
  14. XIV: The Good, the Bad, and the Bugly 2016-03-17 07:22:27 UTC
    2804
  15. XV: Flying Blind 2016-09-18 15:07:01 UTC
    2251
  16. XVI: Wish on This!! 2017-02-20 22:42:25 UTC
    3110
  17. XVII: Smokes on the Water 2017-02-24 03:42:29 UTC
    4207