After Steven defeated Apollyon, he was badly injured from the fight and has to heal himself. He tells his wife Scootaloo and his cousin Apple Bloom that he's going to recover by falling into a deep state of unconsciousness.

Misunderstanding what Steven said, both Apple Bloom and Scootaloo prepare a funeral for him. Things don't go as expected.

Warning: Disrespect for dead people, dropping of coffins, emptying of bowels, and T-Bagging)

(Characters are aged up)

(Cover art done by me!)

Note: What the hell did I just write?!