Faust On a Pogo Stick, This is What Writer's Block Will Do To You.
"Hi Twilight!"
"Uh, hello, Rainbow. You're up awfully early for a Saturday morning."
"Heh, well, you know what they say, early to bed, early to rise, and all that."
Rainbow Dash, there is no way on Faust's green plain the moderators are going to let that pass!"
"Why, not, self-appointed expert?"
"Because... because... self-insert?"
"Nope, considered poor taste but allowed."
"Um, it's in script format!"
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RAINBOW DASH
Script Format?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
Yeah, script format, where you just have a pony's name and then what they say.
RAINBOW
(puzzled)
GeckoTales doesn't allow scripts? Like, for a a stage play or one of them Applewood movies?
TWILIGHT
(with her usual "I told you so" smugness)
Exactly. Sorry aspiring screen writer. Looks like you can't make everypony suffer through this afterall.
Rainbow tilts her head back and laughs
RAINBOW
You sure are grasping at straws, Twilight. I'll just not have it in script format. Except this part. I'll put this part in script format just to bug you. Aren't I a great friend?
[Rainbow's note: This is the part where I accidentally erased several minutes of soundstone recording and trust me I'm super upset and I'm just reconstructing this from memory and gahhhhh this is frustrating!]
"No. You're a horrible friend. If you were enrolled in Twilight Sparkle's Friendship School, I'd fail you. Actually, I'd expel you. Actually, I'd send you back to Friendship Kindergarden, then fail you, then expel you."
"Wow, you're awful chipper, Twilight Snarkle"
"Awfully! Awfully! It's an adverb for Meghan's sake!
Aren't you supposed to be trying to impress spitfire or something?
Give that back to me!
I'm sure there was some friendship lesson about
"Ponies who sleep naked shouldn't live in glass houses."
"I'm not going to even humor that with a response. Please give me that diary back.
"You read through it?!"
