A spooky scary dark cloud hangs over Equestria. (But it was just a metaphor so it didn't block out the sunlight and cause an ice age.) The peaceful ponies have for many years held on to their naive belief that the griffons would be content with their newest territorial acquisition. Now there are whispers of invasion in the northern settlements, along with reports of griffon forces amassing on the border, (which is basically the same thing). If war was to break out, many would be shrekt. If only there was a tiny group of somewhat unpleasant heroes to uncover the truth.


Yes it's a legitimate story



Guaranteed 99.99% free of OCs living in Ponyville. WOW!

"-5/3.14159…, Would read and bang simultaneously"
-IGN




All I wanted was a story about diamond dogs, griffons, war, OCs that don't live in Twilight's tree, and Shrek. I was never quite satisfied. However, Billy Mays, postmortem leader of the Illuminati, spoke to me in a dream and said, "Make ur own, stupid." And I was all like, "Kay." Then I was hit with a ball of detergent. "GET ON THE BALL!"


Human tag is 4 later, because basic HiE stories are for plebs.

Rated mature for Shrek… no srsly


It's still going to happen. Be chill pls.