Waking Up To A New Life

by Captain Ish

My Party: Part One

Previous Chapter

Walking. Walking. Walking. So much fucking walking. I know from the show, that the Everfree Forest is a good walking distance away from Ponyville. But I didn't expect an hour and a half trek. I asked Twilight "Are we there yet?"

"No.

"Why?"

"Um. Good question. I'll get back to on that." I mentally said 'fuck you'.

I continued to walk, but then stumbled into a bad habit of mine, looking down at my feet while I walk. I heard RD walk over. "Are you okay?"

"Hm? Oh, yeah."

"Well then why are you keeping your head down like that?"

"It's a bad habit of mine. I really need to quit. It's probably bad for my neck."

"Maybe."

The rest of the way to town was silent. No one said anything. Then I started to think about how the fuck I ended up here. I came up with; 'magic'. Because magic somehow explains things better than science and logic can. And I have no problems with that because I hate science.

I leaned over to Applejack, "So, what are Pinkie's parties usually like?"

"There ain't nothin' like 'em!"

"And?"

"Ah can't think of anything. Ah guess the best way to describe a Pinkie Party is that, it's a Pinkie Party."

"Great. Real descriptive, this one." That's when I saw the town.

"Whoa. Is that it?"

"Yep. Mah Apple farm is just on the other side, on the outskirts."

"Apple farm?"

"Yep! Sweet Apple Acres! Best Apple farm around!"

"I like apples."

"Well, then you just might have to buy an apple. On the days when I'm out here with mah cart that is."

Shit. It just hit me. Money. I'm going to have to learn how the currency system works here. Then find a way to earn some. I decided to think about something else. "Well. Where's this party going to be?" I asked.

"Sugarcube Corner!"

"What?"

"Sugarcube Corner! It's a sweet shop!"

"Sweet shop? I like sweet things!"

"Well then you'll just love your party!"

"All right! Let's go!"

"Wait!"

"What now?"

"I need an hour to set up. You go do something else."

"Really?"

"Yes! Go!"

"Fine. Well what am I gonna do?"

Rainbow Dash's POV:

"You could hang out with me."

"Seriously?"

"Yeah! Come on!"

"Alright, what are we going to do?"

"Tag! You're it!"

"Wait, what?"

I was already running away laughing. I looked back and saw that he was chasing after me. I guess he does know how to play Tag.