Two hours. Two fucking hours. They're still not back! "Where are they? I've read enough fanfics to know that the time it would take to travel to Ponyville and back to the Everfree Forest isn't that long. Where are they?" Just then, I heard a knock at the door. I creeped over to it using my super-stealthy ninja skills. I put my ear on the door and listened, I could hear whispering.

"Why are we at its home? What if it eats us?

"Applejack, please, I'm sure that whatever Rainbow Dash saw isn't going to eat us."

"Twilight. I'm scared."

"But Fluttershy, what if this is a new opportunity for you to meet a new friend? What if it can't take care of itself, and it needs a loving, gentle pony to take care of it?"

"You're right. Now I'm sure that whatever's in there needs us!"

"That's the spirit! Aren't we always ready to make new friends?"

"Yeah, but what if it's a SPY?"

"Rainbow Dash! You big silly-head! I'm sure all it needs is a party!"

I don't think they realized that they were getting louder. While they were talking, more yelling than talking at this point, I went upstairs to what was, Ross and Melindora's room. Opened the bedroom window, and climbed out. It's one of those houses where there's a roof over the porch, and there's room with a window, the windows level with it. When I got to the edge, I kind of went Splinter Cell. I grabbed on to the ledge with my hands, slowly lowered my body to its full length, and dropped. Landing safely, and silently in the grass. Oh, and they were still talking. Before I made my presence known, I talked to myself in my head. 'Ok. Here's what's gonna happen. They can't know anything about my past. No talking about family. If the subject comes up, I was born on the streets, and I raised myself. Second, they can't know about My Little Pony, or anything involving the subject. So I have to play dumb.' I took a deep breath and waited for the opportunity to present myself.

"Ah don't know. We've knocked at least four times, and it still hasn't come to the door."

"Maybe it's not here right now."

"Or maybe it's planning a party!"

"You know, IT, has a name." Oh man! Their reactions! Rarity fainted, Fluttershy curled up into a ball, Twilight jumped, Applejack made a frowny-face, Dash got screamed and got a wing boner. Pinkie, Pinkie wasn't even phased.

"Oh, well, greetings, mysterious creature. I, am Princess Twilight Sparkle. And these are my friends: Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rarity. Together, we are the Elements of Harmony!"

"Yeah. Sure."

"Wait. You speak Equestrian?"

"What you call Equestrian, I call English. Well, now that I know WHO you are, I want to know WHAT you are."

"Oh! Well, we're ponies. Rarity and I are unicorns, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are pegasi, Pinkie Pie and Applejack are earth ponies."

"Hm. Well, where I'm from, unicorns and pegasi are mythical beings."

"Oh. Hay! Speaking of which. Who are you? What are you? Where are you from? And how did you get here?"

"My name's Wes. Wes Sanders. I'm a human. I'm from planet Earth. As for how I got here, I haven't a clue."

"Oh my! Well, how unicorns and pegasi are mythical for you, humans are mythical for us! Now, where is this 'Earth'? It doesn't sound like any Equestrian city, and I don't think it's one of the surrounding countries."

"Equestria? The fuck is that?" They all, except for Rarity who was still fainted, cringed at the sound of a certain word. I'm sure you can guess which one.

"Well, Equestria is where you are, right now." Just now, Rarity was beginning to stir.

"Oh my! Twilight! What in Equestria is that?" Twilight told Rarity everything I told her.

"I see. Well Mr. Wes, I must say your choice of attire is rather gruesome, to put it lightly."

And I must say that I expected this, but I played along with my original plan. "Excuse me? And just what's wrong with my clothes?"

"Oh darling! I didn't mean to offend you! I merely inquiring that fashion from your world is a mystery to me."

Dash's wing boner was finally gone. "Well, I like the rainbow shirt!"

"Uh, thank you. I think."

Rainbow Dash's POV:

This Wes creature was kinda confusing. I don't understand him. But, I hafta admit, he's kinda cute. For some weird creature. "I'm Rainbow Dash!"

"Yes, thank you. I believe I've gathered that already." The way he talks is kinda confusing.

"You didn't let me finish! I'm Rainbow Dash! Fastest and best flyer in Equestria! And a future Wonderbolt!"

"Wonderbolt?"

"You've never heard of them? They're only the most amazing fliers in all of Equestria! Next to yours' truly, of course."

"Sure. Look I don't know where I am exactly, or how I got here. But, I just woke up about three hours ago. And, I'm bored. Is there something we could do for fun? I mean, if you already consider me your frien-" I was cut off by Pinkie Pie gasping deeply.

"OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH! I just realized! You need a party!"

"A party?"

"Yes!"

"You see, Pinkie Pie throws a party for all of the new ponies in Ponyville. Or I guess in your case, all of the new residents rather than ponies."

"Ponyville?"

"Yes! That's the name of the town!"

"Well what are we waiting for? Let's go! I love parties!"

"Aw, yeah!" Rainbow Dash shouted. "Time for a good old fashioned Pinkie Party!"

And so, we set out for Ponyville. But this, my friends, is where my adventure truly begins!

Author's Note

Yaaaay! Finally! Wes met the mane six! I had a different idea for this chapter, but I think that's for another fanfic! *wink wink nudge nudge*