"And the scrubs have gotten shrekt!" I shouted after my fifteenth win on a free-for-all deathmatch on Nuke Town 2025." Now what?" I got up from the couch, powered of the Xbox, and headed back up to my room. Surprisingly, I was not intercepted by Ross or Melindora. "Hm. Wonder what the scrubs are up to." I thought, 'Probably fucking each other's brains out.' Scary. The thought of imagining thinking about that makes me shudder.

I climbed up the stairs and entered my room to find-

That it was perfectly fine. Nothing had been disturbed. "Huh, that's a first." Usually, when I'm not in my room for long periods of time, I can find Ross in it, going through my stuff. I looked over at my nonexistent clock. "What? Where's my- oh, yeah. I threw it out the window. Well, I'll just check my watch then." And my watch read: 8:30 P.M. "Huh. Not late, but still too late to do some stuff. What to do. What to do. Fuck it. I'll read fanfics." I went over to my laptop, powered it on, logged into Fimfiction, and browsed through Rainbow Dash stories until it was 10:30 P.M.

"Shit. The only two good ones I read were a Rainbow Dash x Daring Do clopfic, and one where Rainbow made Discord, Celestia, Luna, and Cadence her bitch." By then I was dog-tired and ready to sleep. I stripped off my jacket and jeans, grabbed my Rainbow Dash plushie, and snuggled up with it.

"Shit. How fucking amazing would it be, if I went to sleep tonight, and woke up in Equestria tomorrow? Probably not. Oh well, at least I have you, my dear, Rainbow Dash plush." My eyelids became heavy, I started to nod off, but not before starting to hum the tune to 'Winter Wrap-Up'.

"Good night, Rainbow Dash, see you tomorrow." And I drifted off, and let the infinite abyss of sleep take me to my dreams.

Author's Note

A really short chapter. Sorry. I didn't have very many ideas for this one.