I woke up to find beams of light illuminating my face through my window. I sat up and looked around my room. "Well, so far it doesn't seem like I'm in Equestria." I slid out of my bed and dug around my room for fresh clothes. I decided on a pair of dark blue jeans, my Nike's, a rainbow-themed T-shirt, and my plain, white, jacket. I put my Rainbow Dash plush back up on it's place on my dresser. At least I would if I could find it. "Fuck. Where is it? Goddammit! Son of a fucking whore, where is it!?!!" I could not find it to save my life. "Fuck it. I'll look for it later." I opened my door, expecting to hear Ross, blaring the T.V. at full volume. But, no. Nothing. "Roosss? Where is you bitch? Ok seriously, if you jump out at me I'm gonna punch you in the nose, old man. Gruncle? Merilindora? Anyone? Helloooooo? Fuck my ass with a lead pipe? Where is everyone? Those two don't trust me to stay here on my own." I proceeded to search all of the rooms thoroughly. No sign of either one. "Well, shit." To occupy myself, I flickered the light on and off, because I know Ross hates that. "On. Off. On. Off. On. Off. On, off, on, off, on, off. On off on off on off. ONOFFONOFFONOFFONOFFONOFF!!! Fuck! Where is everybody? This doesn't make sense.

"Well. What. The. Fuck. Ever. I went into the kitchen and poured myself a cup of water. As I was sipping on it I thought, 'Now, where could those assholes be? They don't trust me to be here on my own, asleep or not. So it rules out them leaving at the same time. I just don't understand this.'

Then I decided to go outside. My first reaction was: "Wot?", then, "Wait?", followed by, " Uhh, U wot m8? I'll fuckin' shrek yer cabige patch. I r8 gr8 m8, 8/8. Ok, everything I knew about logic just got assfucked." You see, the house was always in a suburb. Now it was in the middle of an open. Fucking. Field. Yeah. I know. I'm going 'What the fuck?' too. I even tried imagining myself at my laptop, and pressing, and holding the following keys, in the order that they are presented: CTRL ALT DEL. Did not work. What. The. Fuck. Even. So, like the wise being that I am, instead of lying on the ground, curling up into the fetal position, and having an absolute mental breakdown, I walked around and explored.

This place had sort of a cartooney feel to it. Almost, frilly, or girlish. And I thought, 'Hm. Well we're definitely not in Kansas anymore. Not that, we were in Kansas to begin with.' Yeah, fuck me.

Rainbow Dash's POV:

I was flying around in the morning, over the field near the Everfree Forest, when, I saw a house. At least, I assumed it was a house. So, like the wise being that I was, instead of flying back to Ponyville to tell Twilight and the other elements, I flew down to check it out. "Hmm. Definitely not Equestrian. What could it be?"

That's when I saw IT. It was some sort of creature walking around on two legs. It didn't seem to know where it was. It definitely wasn't from Equestria or any of the surrounding lands. That's when I decided to fly back and get the other elements.

Wes's POV:

I was just walking around the field when something made me look up, I saw a rainbow trail following a creature with four legs. The only other thing I could see before it was out of sight, was that it had a cyan coat. "I'm in Equestria no doubt about that now. How I got here is beyond me. All I know is: I'm here. I think I'll stay here, at the house. She'll come back."

Author's Note

Yes! I've been waiting so long to write this chapter. Oh! The ideas! The adventures! Oh! It's too much! I'm so excited for this!