Disclaimer: This is not clop. It is only tagged mature because of very strong sexual themes and innuendo. I do not wish to needlessly kill your boner. This is just a silly one shot slice of life, comedy story about Porno Pizza Pony, and Chinese Food Mare. Yes those are their names.

Porno Pizza Pony has always enjoyed his job. Every day he's greeted by beautiful mares ordering in some "sausage" from his famous Pizza delivery service. So naturally he is very excited as he heads towards what seems to be a regular job.

But what happens when, through some twist of fate, his client for today, ordered pizza instead? The answer is something neither pony could have ever imagined.

This story is inspired by the wonderful age old story of a pornographic pizza delivery boy, as shown in great epics by such stars of the stage as Ron Jeremy among others.

I'd really like to thank my good friend Cross Stitch for helping me come up with the idea, through one of the funniest skype conversations I've ever had.