Cutoff scenes from Molly was a Good Girl

Oh Remedy. Tell me exactly what is this? I told you to write about my exciting life. Not some smushy gushy moments. Let's make it good for the faithful readers out there. Hm? "It puts the sexy on the page or it gets the banana again." Let's make this good alright?

(You guys seriously do not know what she's able to do with a single piece of fruit! This is following after the results of my comedic series of "Molly was a Good Girl." This time featuring the down and dirty deeds everyone's been wanting to read. Heavy sexual scenes ahead. You have been warned!)

P.S. Have you seen Twilight's bum! It's gorgeous!

(Can you get out of my story description?)

I'm royalty. You should be grateful I'm even gracing you with my presence here.

(Anyways onto the story.)