My name is Gary, Gary Stu!
And I'm a young man who just turned 18.

I have many skills and traits, but my most awesome is by far the powers of Gary Stu'ness!
With these powers, I can get anything I want.
Money, sex, fame, all the bitches in the world, pretty much anything I can point my finger at!

Yet, I feel so empty inside.. Or I did, until I found My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic!
But now that season two is done, I would have to wait like every other brony.

But by the powers of Gary Stu'ness vested in me! I will go to Equestria!!!

Oh? Look at that!
I white portal.. I do wonder where that leads.


*Jumps through it*

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This is for all intents and purposes a parody.

This idea was conceived after a friend and I were discussing all the things we find annoying in HiE fics.
As much as I love the genre, some things just makes me want to facepalm so hard that it will kill every braincell I have.

Tags and so on will be added as it comes along.

I have no idea how often I will update this, only time will tell.

With that out of the way, I can only say this.

Enjoy my random fic.