The Lemon Pie Daily

   "I'm bored." Lemon Zest groaned. Both her and Pinkie Pie were at her house. By now it was about 3:00pm and they had already done everything fun they could think of, starting with eating a cupcake upside down, hanging off of Twilight's balcony. Twilight didn't know this, of course.

   "Well, let's think of something to do, then!" Pinkie Pie said, bouncing up and down. "Have we already ficked a flashlight on and off in a pitch black room making totally strange sounds?"

   "Yeah." Lemon sighed. "I seriously can't believe we've done everything."

   "Trust me. We haven't tried everything." Pinkie assured. "We just need to take a step up."

   "I don't underst-"

   "OH! OH! How about we become AUTHORS?!"

   "Um...in one day? I don't think so. That's a little bit bigger step than we need. What about a lemonade stand? I make great lemonade!"

   "Think bigger! I know! Let's get into the newspaper!"

   "How are we going to do that?" Lemon asked. "Especially today?" She eyed the clock which now said 3:40.

   "Hm. You're right." Pinkie considered. She finally stopped jumping up and down. "Then what else can we do?" A light flickered on in Lemon's mind.

   "Maybe we could make our own newspaper?" she offered. "You know, like we write all the stories?"

   "Hey, that's a great idea!" Pinkie cried. "What should we call it? All newspapers need a name."

   "Well, Equestria Daily is taken." Lemon thought aloud. "The Lemon Zest and Pinkie Pie Newspaper?"

   "Too long. We could combine our names and call it The Lemon Pie Daily?"

   "Perfect!!" Lemon exclaimed, giving Pinkie a hoofbump.