Ten Days, Ten Pony Stories

Ten Days, Ten Pony Stories

Day 5: The Wrong Order, by Pinkamena Diane Pie

All mighty-righty-tighty, Spike! Let’s do this!

Hi, I’m Pinkie Pie! And I know everypony in Ponyville, work for the cakes at Sugarcube Corner, bake cupcakes, and make lots and lots of super-duper fantastic parties! Opps, did I do the Doctor Who reference already…? My bad.

Anyway, I’ve been super, duber jealous of Twilight, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity for being able to do something fun. And just my luck, I got a little too! Hi DrWhoFan611, I’m Pinkie Pie! Nice to meet you!

So, after Twilight wrote about taking something back, Applejack about exterminating, Rainbow Dash about explosions, and Rarity about colts! And now, it’s my turn!

I hope you think this story will be supercalfragulisticespialadoshish!

Your Super-Fun Writer,

-Pinkie Pie

And so then I learned, from that day forward, that no matter how hard it is, no matter how much it was so not me, I learned to always

Oh, wait. Am I doing it right? How am I suppose to start a story? Where do I even start? Here, I’ll go back a bit!

“Here!” said Rainbow Dash “Just take it and cool down, will ya’?”

She handed Banana back to the homeless pony.

        “Yes! It returns! It returns! I missed you, Banana!” the homeless pony cried and cuddled with Banana.

        “Yep, everything’s been solved!” I said happily.

        “Not everything…” my side-kick muttered. Wait… that’s not far enough. Here, I think I’ll start a little further… here!

        “Here, take Banana. You’ll need him.” I told Rainbow Dash, and gave her Banana.

        “Why?” Rainbow Dash asked.

        “To stop him from throwing rocks at you!” I answered.

        “Is that what it’s about?” Rainbow Dashed, the confused silly pony she was.

        “Pretty much.” my side-kick answered… no, no. I need to go a lot further back, do I?

Rainbow Dash hoped right into the blimp.

"What the hay is going on?" Rainbow asked. "And why are you dressed up like a French maid?" Rainbow Dash asked, addressing side kick

"The homeless pony is mad because he missed his banana or something. And he wants to commit revenge on you for some reason." Sidekick explained.

"Wait... you mean the guy I traded my banana for his Wonderbolt action figure?" asked Rainbow.

"Yes!" I answered. "And now he wants Banana back too!" I explained. "And if you give Banana to him, he might calm down."

Fwoosh! came the rock right through the clouds as he tried to hit Rainbow Dash!

        “Woah!” she yelled, avoiding the rocks.

        “Hey Rainbow Dash!” I called on my blimp with my side-kick.

        “Come on aboard!” I yelled. “It’ll save you from the rocks!”

She listened, and hopped in. Wait… wait, no. Not it. Ohhh I know! I know! I’m suppose to start here!

        “Okay, I found Banana!” I yelled, holding Banana in the air.

        “Where did you find it?” my side-kick asked, and teleported to me.

        “Banana was in my hair the whole time!” I explained, then my side-kick slammed her hoof to her face.

"Side-kick, there's no time for hitting yourself! Now, we need to find a blimp so we can save Rainbow Dash! It can be anywhere..."

"It's right behind you."

"I knew that."... no, wrong part. How about I start... right here!

"-. Pinkie, we'll split up, and we might be able to find it."

"Woah, woah, woah, sidekick. Your the servant who's sworn to serve me and do my bidding?"

"Ug... fine..." yeah, hang on, just a tinsi, tinsi bit more...

"Oh no, that's awful! Funny how I have Banana!" I exclaimed.

"You do!? Alright, lets give it to Rainbow Dash right away before it's too late!" side-kick suggested.

"Oh, that's a great idea! I'll get it..."

"... so, where is it?"

"... side kick..."

"Yeah...?"

"I think I lost it."

"Gah! Alright-" Nope, not there yet!

"-... and now he's going to kill Rainbow Dash!"... yeah, not there yet. Just a weeeeeee..... bit more.

• and then I got right back inside, and then suddenly, Sidekick appeared!

"Pinkie Pie!"

"Yes, sidekick?"

"First off... why are you wearing an eye patch?"

"I just got it!

"O... k... anyway, did you hear that?"

"What, sidekick?"

"That pony, from outside, he said he's going to kill Rainbow Dash because he gave away his 'precious' Banana...-"

Yeah, no quite there yet.

"Hey, nice eye patch and banana!" I said to a homeless pony.

"Thanks, it's name is Banana." the homeless pony said.

"Who, the eye patch?" I asked.

"No, the banana. Banana the banana." he corrected me.

"Ohh... it's so cute! Can I keep him...?" I asked with my puppy eyes. He gave in.

"Oh... fine, take it." he said, then gave me Banana. "Take the eye patch, too."

"Yay!"

After that, I ran back into Sugar Cube Corner!

No, hang on, not yet.

"So... you want to do anything for me?" I asked.

"Yes, anything! Just please don't show it to anyone!"

"... alright then! How about you'll dress up as a maid, and become my side kick, side kick!"

"But... alright, whatever it takes! I can't let anypony see it!"

After that weird thing that just happened, side kick waited in sugar cube corner while I went out. Wait a second... okay, we're almost there, I swear!

"Pinkie Pie... what's that?" asked Twilight.

"Oh, it's this funny picture of you I found!" I told her. She looked real shocked when she saw it.

"No! Your black mailing me!" She exclaimed.

"Ah..."

"Please, don't show anypony! I'll do anything you want!" wait... no, not there. Oh! Oh! How about here!

• instead I found a funny picture of Twilight... hah...? Come on... okay, here I know for sure is where we start!

It all started when the Cakes asked me to check the mail. I told them "Okey, dokey, lokey," and headed for the mail. Usually the Cakes get these boring bills, but-... yeah, that's it, right? Am I done now...? No...? Oh, right, the end, end!

"What's wrong, side kick?" I asked.

"Well... your still black-mailing me." Side kick explained.

"Ohhh what's a black-mail?"

"You mean... you weren't black mailing me?"

"Well, if you don't know what black-mailing is... then that means I could have just asked for it back?"

"Pretty much, I guess."

"Who even sent that photo of me too you?"

"I dunno'. Some named 'DrWhoFan611' or something..."

Okay, as I was saying from the lesson thingy. Today I learned to stop... what did I learn...? Wow, I'm not good at this, am I?

The End... I guess...