The Man with the Hidden Past

"OH. MY. GOD! ARE YOU PURPOSLY MAKING THIS TAKE FOREVER?!" I yell at Princess Celestia.

I could swear she laughed at me when I said that. Which is strange because I couldn't hear anything! It was like when your on a highway, going 60mph and you stick your head out the window.

"What would you do if I said 'yes'?" I heard in my head.

"OK, WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DID YOU DO THAT?" I yelled back at Celestia.

"I'm an Alicorn, remember?"she said in my head again.

"NO! YOU NEVER TOLD BE YOU WHERE AN ALI- WHATEVER! YOU JUST CAME INTO MY HOUSE AND ASKED ME FOR A FAVOR!" I yelled back at her. "I bet she's trying to make me mad..." I thought.

"Yes, yes I am. That was quite quick thinking of you." she said in my head again.

"OK, SERIOUSLY. GET OUT OF MY HEAD. I HAVE SOMETHINGS I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP TO MYSELF IN THERE. BUT CAN YOU AT LEAST SPEED THIS UP? IM ALREADY FALLING ASLEEP FROM BOREDOM." I yelled.

"You don't have to yell you know. And I would really like it if you didn't. My ears hurt aready from just doing this spell."

"Spell? Like what, Magic? But that isn't real!" I said, clearly shocked.

"What, you don't have magic in your world? What about that colorful box you where sitting in front of when I first arrived?"

"That was some technology my kind uses, and seriously, if we had magic, why did I use my hands for everything?" I said, slightly annoyed at her question.

"Well. I'll have some of my scientists try and invent one for Equestria, it looked quite useful."

"In my world, I would punch the guy who said this, but. Are we there yet?" I said, hopeing she didn't try and continue the subject of technology.

"Yes, we are. But I must tell you first, it may have some consiquences on your figure. You can stay with me and my sister at the castle until you adjust to your body here." She said, with a slight hint of some emotion, but I couldn't quite tell.

"Consiquences? Like, changes? Ok, sure. Lets just hope my eyes don't change. I love the color and the way they look."

Then I saw what looked like some sort of really fancy door. It almost looked like it was 3-4 feet tall. Its was a green that reminded me of grass, with white designs in the iddle and a black trim on the outside.

"I wonder what these mean." I said thinking out loud. "Oh well. Not my problem!"

And with that, I grabbed the handle on then, and pulled. I had to kneel to get under easily.

"Damn height. Always useful, but a pain in the ass when it isn't." I mumbled.

And then it was a free fall to the forest below.

"Damn it Celestia! You planned this didn't you!? You know what? Forget it! Just help me!"

And as I was falling I decided to look at my surroundings, and noticed a mountain with a city on it, a small village, and an Apple orchard.

"Ok, at least I know where I am. But where do I fall?" I said relizingI I hadn't even looked down. And when I did, I noticed a small lake in a forest, with a small pink and yellow creature.

"Oh God. Im probably gonna scare the fuck out of it when I land." I thought.

I landed with enough force to make a crater somehow. And I was consious. So I decided to stand. And when I did, I noticed the small pink and yellow creature was a horse. "Pony" my mind corrected.

"Well good for it. Because I don't give a fuck if it was a horse or a pony." I thought.

It also wasnt moving.

"Oh my god. Is it even breathing?" i wondered.

I slowly made my way to the thing, and put my ear on its side, and it had a small, FAST, heartbeat, and shallow breathing.

"Even I know you're not suppost to sound like that. I got to help her! Or him. I sure as Hell ain't gonna check." And with that, I picked her up in my arms, and cradled her like I would a kitten or baby to make sure it couldn't wiggle free of my grasp.

"Its really light for its size... but back to the task at matter, where does this thing live?" I said to myself. So I just decided to head to that villige I saw when I was falling. When I got out of the forest, all I saw was a cottege with alot of animals by it.

"Hey! Maybe someone there can help it! I sure can't, I don't know much about this place." I said, before rushing off to the house. When I got there, I knocked and waited. No answer. So I knocked again. Same results.

"Hey? Anyone there?" I yelled at the door. Once again, no answer.

"Ok, looks like I get to break down a door." And with that, I set down the thing a couple feet away, ran back a couple feet, and charged. The door was quite light, and my shoulder barely hurt. The door had also shattered when I hit it, so I should probably try and find a way to repay the person for it. If I even meet him or her. When I was looking for some place to lie the thing outside on, I noticed it was waking up. So I hurried up, wrote a note on some paper apoligizing for the door, and asked if it could help the poor creature. Then I ran back outside, gently grabbed the creature, and put it on the bed.

"Wait, I never even looked at this thing properly." I said, before looking at its face. And what I saw truly suprised me.

"Fluttershy? Why was she out there alone?! Oh god, I'm so going into that village and scaring everyone there because of this." I said with slight anger.

"EEP!" was the responce I got.

"Hm?" I turned and looked at what made the sound. And there was Fluttershy, trying to hide under her hands/ hooves? from me.

I quietly, went over to the bed, and sat next to her. With a genuine smile of kindness on my face, I slowly pryed her hooves away from her face and made her look at me. After she looked at me, she looked calmer.

"If I had a nickel for everytime I made someone calmer with this smile, I would be a millionare." I thought. And my exaustion from breaking down a door, running through a forest, and crashing into the ground finally caught up with me.

"Oh God, at least I'm in a bed that I can pass out on." I said. And fell forward. OFF the bed.

"Yeah, well fuck you too life. And gravity." Where my finally thoughts before I blacked out.