A Taste of Good ol' Southern Cookin'

The white haired Food Network star speed down the highway in his 1967Chevy Camaro SS Convertible.

"Next stop is an Apple Farm in a little town known as Ponyville." He spoke to the camera "But we're only there for a special ingredient. People say that a little lady down there that goes by the name Apple Jack. They say she is possibly the BLANDEST thing to ever exist. I think I got a chance at changing that!" The Camaro's roof unfolded as the car quickly increased speed slamming both Guy and his Cameraman against the headrests, and engulfing the convertible in white light.

The car sped through the vortex it created, blinding the cameraman, but Guy was left unharmed, for he had his signature sunglasses. The light dissipated from the vehicle and revealed to them a grassy plains, and a town in the distance. Guy accelerated the Camaro into the direction of the town. The townsponies scattered away from the car speeding into town, unconcerned with the surroundings. The red automobile screeched to a stop in front of the castle erected on the far side of the town. Guy stepped down along with his crew member focusing the shot towards him and the small door. Guy reached out to the door and slammed it three times in succession. Shortly after a purple colored horse pulled open the door.

"Hi! I'm Guy Fieri with Guy's Big Bite. I'm here to talk about your friend Apple Jack." He Smiled "Folks have been saying she's the blandest thing since plain rice. Would you agree?"

Twilight's brow furrowed in confusion "Apple Jack most certainly is not Bland. She's a great friend! She's kind, caring, and a very hard worker."

"Sounds plain to me, Guy." The Cameraman said

Guy spun around with an angered face "How many times have I told you NOT to speak when we're doing the show?"

"Show?" Twilight asked

"Just go with it." Guy instructed

"Uh, OK then"

"Anyone else around we can interview?"

"Anypony else?" Twilight corrected giving a point with her hoof

"No."

Twilight paused for a second "Well, Spike could say a thing or two." She turned her head into the castle "Hey, Spike! Somepony's here to talk to you!"
A small purple dragon dashed down the hall and to the front door

"Sweet a dragon!" Guy eyed the baby dragon

"Yup! The name's Spike!" He introduced himself cockily

"Nice" He offered his fist where the dragon quickly took the bump smiling "Alright. Let's get down to business. We heard about your friend Apple Jack. Folks say she's quite the bland character. Would you agree?"

Spike rubbed his neck "Well, she goes on adventures with Twilight a lot. Guess she has that going for her, but honestly when it's focused on her she really only goes on about apples. Other than that, nothing."

Guy spun back to the camera again, this time without the angry face, "Guess its true what they say. Apple Jack's character is flatter n' day old soda. Now let's find the little lady and see what we can do!"

The camera man and the star retreated to the convertible, speeding off and kicking up dirt as they traveled off to the farm.

The car passed under a sign high above the apple trees that read Sweet Apple Acres, which eventually lead to a red house sitting in the middle of the orchard. Guy spun the wheel, turning the car into the opening, where he saw a small orange mare in a cowboy hat.

"Is that horse a cowgirl?" The Cameraman asked

Guy shot him a glare "Apparently." causing the camera man to hang his head sadly

The Camaro slowed to a halt near the orange pony.

"H-hey y'all! Who are you?" She raised a hoof to her chin

"I'm Guy Fieri! I was told about how you're one a the blandest things around."

"Well that's mighty rude, who said that?" Her smile left

"Literally everyone. Thing is. I think I got a chance at changing that!"

Her smile grew back "Sounds great!" She stopped"Wait, this ain't one of them, makeovers is it?"

Guy turned back to the southern mare "Not exactly."

"Oh, alright. So what'ya got in mind?"

"You'll find out on this episode of Diners, Drive-Ins," Guy pulled his fist backwards "DIVES!" his fist rocketed into Apple Jack’s head rendering her unconscious body to fall to the ground.

"Guy!" What the fuck?!?" The cameraman dropped the recording

Guy turned to the man yet again shouting "Did I tell you to stop filming?!? Or do you want to have your children baked alive?"

The camera man raised the camera again shedding tears quietly, as Guy tied up the four legs of the unconscious mare. After slinging the pony over his shoulder he motioned to return to the vehicle. He popped the trunk and threw Apple Jack in.

Guy turned to the camera and spoke "Now that we've got out main ingredient, let's head back to the kitchen! See ya after the break."
The men stepped into the vehicle along with their 'special ingredient'. Guy drove the vehicle through the gateway again and down the path. He stepped on the gas, making the car accelerate rapidly, until its form dissipated from this plane of existence.