Fallout Equestria: Jackal

Chapter One - Prologue

The year is 2277, a year of pure shitty fucking hell.....like really.....somebody shat in Celestia and Luna's Cornflakes if this happened, well.....to put it short, shit happened, some megaspells and balefires or some shit like that dropped from the sky like they owned the place.......basically what I am getting at is, Equestria has gone to shit....and here I am.....Sergeant Jackal of some rich twats guards.....that rich pony being Blackheart of course....the wastelands most INFAMOUS slaver.....and there I was.....standing outside the kitchen....just....standing there for no reason....it wasn't my post but today I felt like being a rebel okay?....you know what....lets be cliche as absolute fuck, RON.....for fucks sake.....RON PERLMAN YA TWAT!, yes....role the cliche opening

Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria...

…there came an era when the ideals of friendship gave way to greed, selfishness, paranoia and a jealous reaping of dwindling space and natural resources.  Lands took up arms against their neighbors.   The end of the world occurred much as we had predicted -- the world was plunged into an abyss of balefire and dark magic.  The details are trivial and pointless. The reasons, as always, purely our own.  The world was nearly wiped clean of life.  A great cleansing; a magical spark struck by pony hooves quickly raged out of control.  Megaspells rained from the skies.  Entire lands were swallowed in flames and fell beneath the boiling oceans.  Ponykind was almost extinguished, their spirits becoming part of the ambient radiation that blanketed the lands.  A quiet darkness fell across the world...

…But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the world.  Instead, the apocalypse was simply the prologue for another bloody chapter in pony history.  In the early days, thousands were spared the horrors of the holocaust by taking refuge in enormous underground shelters known as Stables.  But when they emerged, they had only the hell of the wastes to greet them.

So there.....now you know what happened before the war.....I swear some ponies just REALLY need to know what happened, Luna

Anyway, standing there.....doing buck all, and then I see Blackheart "Fuck" I say to myself in a rather quiet tone as I quickly dash into the nearest room that was NOT occupied by a stallion raping a mare, run inside my quarters as I let out a sigh of relief looking at the old Pip-Buck 2500 I had on my left foreleg "Okay.......5 more hours and I can head home, lets see, sewers are there, so I could sneak out threw there.....nah fuck he'd have his special guards there" I say as I try to find a way out of the shithole that is Novmare

I look out the window down towards the gate "2 more weeks and you get a promotion, then you can leave Novmare when ever you like, and then never return.......fuck my life"