Location: Everfree Forest

Universe: Equis 426.14

Time: 9:00 AM

Status:

The Portal opened, but instead of being able to see the other side, it was completely solid. Alfreda stepped through cautiously, followed by Juan with his shotgun at the ready. Jack stepped through with no care and looked around, finding themselves within the Everfree Forest again.

"Anyone else getting a case of Dejon Vu right now?" Jack asked.

"It's deja vu and that's because we're more then likely just in another universe if the last multiple times sailed right over your head."

"We're in the Everfree again? Gay~, why couldn't we go to one of those cool forests? Like Green Hill Zone, or Nilbog."

"They tried to eat you." Juan pointed out.

"That's been my lifelong dream. No one's ever shown an interest so far to consuming my techno organic flesh like they did. I didn't like how they kept trying to get me to eat their vegetables though, it felt like an invasion of space."

Before Juan could reply in a way that would damage Jack's ego and personal idea of himself, he heard something and swung his shotgun towards the origin. "We're not alone."

"ATTACK~!!" A nasally voice yelled out to which a yellow blur tackled Juan and a green one tackled Jack. Alfreda yelped jumping back landing on someone.

"Oh sorry I didn't see you."

"No it's my bad I just froze I don't know why that happened." A voice exactly matching his own. Alfreda was confused and looked back to find he was looking at himself.

He got up immediately confused and looked back to see Juan wrestling with what appeared to be another him, and Jack dodging tail jabs from a bug man with an orange beak mouth.

"Cell stop trying to drink that guy, would you like it if someone tried to drink you?" The other Alfreda told the bugman.

"I'd like to see the bitch to try when the day comes." 'Cell' replied before Jack swept his legs and punched him in his face.

Alfreda's hand converted into blaster mode and he fired into the sky causing everyone to stop fighting. "Break it up, we're obviously all cool here, let's just talk this out."

"Yeah, voice of reason from Mister Never Die." Juan snarked.

"Espera, ¿puedes hablar inglés?"(Wait, you can speak english?) The other Juan asked.

"You can't?"

"Before we get any further, what's your story?" Alfreda asked Alfreda 2(What he'll be referred to as for the rest of this chapter)

"Okay someone please explain because I haven't been this confused since trying to figure out what the hell is an aglet." Jack asked.

"1. It's the little plastic things on the tips of shoelaces, and 2. I think we just met our counterparts." Alfreda replied.

"¿Por qué tu Juan llega a hablar normalmente entonces?"(Why does your Juan get to speak normally then?) Juan 2 asked.

"Because I met them in a relatively normal way. They were trespassing, and I shot Alfreda."

"Oh hey that's how I met Launch." Cell replied surprised at the similarities.

"And with that I already hate you as much as I hate Jack."

"You know any cute chicks?" Jack asked the bug man.

"Well just my sister, and this Changeling that's me from another universe."

"Really no one else?"

"Well there was this Maron chick but she was a total bitch working for the government. That and I drank her."

"Cell you said you stopped that!" Alfreda 2 complained.

"This was before we met. And she's still dead because you went back in time so I kill her, just not on Earth, thus screwing her out of a second chance."

"Black Windows can stay in Hell where they belong." Alfreda 2 argued. "Especially that chick on the Avengers."

"Okay even I know that she's not an actual Black Widow." Alfreda brought up.

"Anyone else see the meteorite coming right for us?" Juan asked looking up.

Everyone did so and looked to see a purple meteor crashing a few feet away from them, steaming with purple smoke.

"Oh come on!" Alfreda 2 complained recognizing it as the meteorite cracked open and pouring out was a purple sludge.

The Sludge coagulated and merged to form a large monster made of sludge, bearing two large arms and big green predatory eyes that stared down Alfreda. Before spotting the other. It began to move it's view between them and scratched it's head in confusion.

"I don't think it know who it's supposed to kill." Juan observed. The creature roared in frustration and charged forth regardless.

"Creo que ya ha tomado una decisión."(I think he's made up his mind already.) Juan 2 replied as the beast swung it's claws crushing Alfreda 2 like a melon.

"Jesus! I'm like a water ballon full of paint when I get crushed. How come his blood get's to stay in his body when he does it?" Alfreda asked before noticing the pool of blood forming under his doppelgänger. "Ok withdrawn."

Both Juan moved to the side of the beast and fired on him from both sides distracting him as Cell and Jack worked together in pulling away Alfreda 2's body. Alfreda found a good sized branch and went to help the Juan's smacking the monster in the face earning it's attention, allowing Juan to jump on his back and stab him in the eyes making it scream in pain as Juan 2 blasted it's legs off causing it to land on it's face. Alfreda ran to a dead tree next to it and pushed hard, tipping it over to crash on top of the monster, the impact taking it break into pieces of sludge that littered the area.

"Good work team. Now what the hell was that thing?"

"Blotling." Juan 2 said in the only words that couldn't translate in Spanish.

"A what ling?"

"He just said it dumbass." Juan replied. "If you need us, we're gonna compare notes on how we plan to kill our respective idiots."

"Great. Have fun comparing murders." Alfreda then started to walk off in the direction of said idiots.

"Hey Alfreda! Cell had the awesome idea of us doing a cover of We are Number One, but it's the us and him and his Alfreda."

"Not happening." Alfreda replied reversing and walking in the other direction.

Anti-Matter's jaw was agape at what just happened. An attempt to kill Alfreda backfiring, but with the appeal of putting two within her grasp for revenge, and she still was no closer to the death of either one then with just one. Silently, she cut the feed, closing her mouth.

"I don't...I can't even figure out if I'm supposed to be mad that there's two of him, or confused because there's two of him."

"I'm not gonna lie. I'm just as confused as you are." Daybreaker replied.

"Ok then, let's just keep this...whatever this was, to ourselves."

"Yeah I had no idea what I was looking at either." Sigil said from behind, cloth in hand as he was polishing Anti-Matter's boots, to which she kicked him out the window, which was luckily open preventing another breakage.

Author's Note

Done, glad how this one came out, short but good, a nice way to show contrast between my old style and my new one. This chapter was supposed be released on the same day as my Birthday, my gift to you, and those of you that enjoyed DBZA(And patiently wait for Season 4 and everything in between) and or the original version of this story, but there was a slight schedule slip. Let this chapter satisfy you with the knowledge that the story still exists, it's just another universe.

The next chapter will be the first one that's an old one but being properly rewritten. Be patient.