Location: The Moon

Universe: Equis 415.22

Time: 10:52 PM

Status: Radioactive

Alfreda, Juan and Jack jumped out of the portal than Alfreda sprayed all three of them with a high power hose. "Don't wanna kill anyone with radiation poisoning."

"Dude we never even went into those areas." Jack yelled out as he was against the wall from the pressure, Juan using him to get clean without being launched across the ground.

"You can never be too careful, I ate a bad apple back there*, 10 minutes later, dead."

"Hey I gave that other you we met some soda and he died twice just drinking it."

"Coincidence, and it was Anti-Freeze you idiot. Where are we anyway?" Juan asked looking around seeing only space above them, and a grey field below them.

"We're-" Alfreda stopped himself as he realized he was looking at Equis not too far away and looked at the ground making the conclusion. "On the Moon yeah totally makes sense why we can breathe right now, no it's not a bird straight to physics."

All three of them looked off into the distance and saw a gleaming castle.

"And that just makes it even better!" Alfreda yelled out.

Before another thing could be found to infuriate Alfreda on the physics with it, a rumble shook all three of them, They turned around saw a shadow rise from the dark side of the moon, emerging through the light to reveal it to be a large mass of some kind of sludge. It took shape, claws, arms, and wings forming revealing it's true form. It was a massive hulking black devil looking demon, with two bat wings failed open on it's back. It had only a web like mouth and sickly eyes that were a blood red.

The demon looked down and saw the three of them and grinned. "Why hello, you must be Alfreda, Anti-Matter told much about you."

Only Jack and Alfreda gasped before the former turned to the latter. "Who dat?"

Alfreda eye twitched as memories went through his mind of that name, the fear her skinless skull smiled at him, the fact that he spotted her turning some civilians into completely different elements in frustration of finding him, and now she's back, and he's her new priority. He opened his mouth, and it went from a minuscule yell, to a loud and terrified scream as he ran for the castle. Juan and Jack stood there for a second before looking at each other, completely forgetting the demon lumbering towards them and running to join their friend.

Alfreda ran to the castle and smacked on the doors and lightning speed. "OPEN UP! OPEN UP! OPEN UP! OPEN UP!" Footsteps on the other side were heard and Alfreda just lost it. "DAMMIT STOP TAKING SO LONG AND OPEN THE FU-"

Alfreda didn't finish as he rammed for the door but it opened causing him to go flying to the other side.

Juan and Jack jumped through as the door as it closed and barricaded it, Juan using things like couches and whole oven, while Jack was just using things like vases and picture frames. Alfreda was curled up on the floor hyperventilating until Jack slapped him five times and looked him in the eye, before slapping him one more time. "Calm down man, now who the hell is Anti-Matter?"

"Oh no one really. Just the BITCH THAT UP AND EXPLODED ME!!"

"You know that's not correct grammar wise Right?" Juan pointed out.

The doors shook a little as something was hitting it. Alfreda looked around and saw a bunch of dark fog like creatures look at them with curiosity. "You pick now to point out my punctuation?"

Juan was about to retort before stopping himself. "Touché"

"All right. Let's go fight a giant sludge monster."

Juan sighed and followed Alfreda and Jack as they stepped outside and the demon was a few feet away from them. "I believe we never formally introduced, I... am the Phantom Blot."

"Wait a minute..." Alfreda said as the name caused a headache in his brain, and with it came memories that lifted some of the fog his brain had. "Ricky? Wow man you look different, how's Devastator? Also have you been lifting weights?"

"Not him you idiot, I am the original. He just claimed my powers and expelled me as I would've destroyed him. I returned sometime after and faced him, I almost won had it not been for that whore of a Solar Mare."

Jack stepped forward clearly ready to point something out. "Just to go on record, even though I like her better, I think Luna would be the bigger whore as what with hookers also going by Mistress of the Night."

"Not dignifying that, Anti-Matter came to me as I licked my wound with the promise of after delivering you to her, she would personally assist me in killing Ricky and his whore."

As Phantom Blot began to monologue, it was quickly cut off by a blast of plasma blowing up in his face sending some of his matter floating into space. He looked back with murderous intent focus on Juan who had a plasma cannon in his arms smoking from the shot.

"You were droning on, can we fight now?"

Phantom Blot said nothing as he built up something in his throat, then spat something at their feet. It rose up and revealed itself to be Phantom Blot, at Alfreda's height, and was colored plum with sickly green eyes.

"Fine." Phantom Blot charged in swinging sending Jack flying into the castle and pinning Juan to the ground. Juan's right hand brought out a taser, then fired the prongs at Phantom Blot. He screamed as the electricity surged through his Blot Matter releasing Juan who then proceeded to deck him across the face sending him stumbling back.

"Since when did you have a taser?" Alfreda asked in awe.

"You have your secret utilities I have mi-" Juan was interrupted as a green ball of energy impacted with him in his chest sending him flying back.

Before Alfreda could respond, Phantom stretched his arm out to Alfreda and grabbed him by the neck pulling him towards him. As he tightened his grip Alfreda didn't seem to squirm more. "How hard is it to choke you, and on another note how aren't you dead there's no atmosphere."

"Oh sure everyone question things about Alfreda." Alfreda gagged annoyed. "And does it really matter if you're killing me."

"Well pardon me for being curious." Phantom Blot replied with a smirk tightening his grip making Alfreda squirm like a fish.

"Regret! Regret!" Alfreda gagged when he heard something and turned around in time for something to kick Phantom Blot in the face sending him spiraling back and releasing his grip on Alfreda. Alfreda gasped finally able to breathe looked up and saw a black mare in blue armor, with a starry like mane, sharp wings, and cat-like irises facing down Phantom Blot. The sight of her caused another headache to come on as he remembered a mare from his world that looked like her. "Mistress Nightmare?"

Nightmare snorted in annoyance looking at him. "Not only are you a sniveling worm, you have a gaul to do this in my domain, but something to relieve the boredom of this imprisonment is better then nothing. So let us begin, Phantom Blot."

"Yes let us, uh..."

"You actually have no idea who I am." Nightmare deadpanned.

"Should I?"

"I am Nightmare Moon, The Goddess of the Night, Queen of this Rock-"

"And Giver of about zero f*cks. Oh wait, that's me." Phantom Blot declared before Nightmare charged in to which he morphed around her and slammed her into the ground crushing her back legs. Nightmare screamed in the triangle hold before he clasped his hand over her mouth.

"Would you like to know what death tastes like?" Phantom Blot asked, his clamped hand glowing before Alfreda rammed into him as releasing the grip causing the beam to shoot out into space and he pinned Phantom Blot to the ground.

"Got your back Luna!"

Nightmare's eye twitched before she aimed her horn at both of them. "THAT'S IT KILLING YA BOTH!" Nightmare than shot a beam, the explosion making a noticeable crater that could be seen from Equis, but neither were apparently caught it in. Nightmare turned around in time for Phantom to charge at her and give a her a hard swing between the hind legs that was emphasized by a sickening crunch. Nightmare's eyes contracted from the intense pain as she let out a high pitched squeal of equal caliber until Phantom kicked her again across the head sending her into Alfreda who caught her.

"Ok. Not good for me."

Jack was looking at the situation through the hole in the wall he had made before going back to his work, one of the Nyx as the creatures said they were approached him confused at what he's doing. "Excuse me, but what exactly are you making?"

"A cannon we can shoot at that him

"Are you sure it'll work?"

"Well only two people here are immortal so the chances of the non immortals like us dying is incredibly high."

"Well than I suppose you're right."

"I hope so, that way I'll be able to save Juan. And maybe get a kiss from Nightmare."

"What about Alfreda?"

"What about Alfreda?"

Phantom Blot walked to them slowly grinning, while Alfreda and Nightmare Moon were panting, the latter of whom was holding her crotch in pain. "He keeps kicking me between the legs. Why? Why does he keep kicking me between the legs?"

"I have a plan, it's not a good plan, but it's a plan nonetheless." Alfreda said.

"If you say 'hit him really hard' again, I swear to my sister, I will kick you in the dick!"

"I was gonna say you go low and I go high, you don't get crotch kicked, I deck him in the schnoz, it's a win win."

Nightmare sighed. "Whatever."

The duo charged at Phantom Blot who stood there in confidence, which was quickly faded as his face turned into one of pain as Alfreda kicked him across the face and Nightmare dove and stabbed him in the stomach with her horn blowing a hole right through him as Alfreda's arms went into blaster mode.

"DODGE!" He shouted firing, Nightmare kicking Phantom Blot in the direction of the blast, blowing him up in a explosion of blot matter and plasma. Alfreda sighed as he looked over at the real Phantom who glared in frustration.

"Inconceivable, I had you on the ropes, yet you manage to pull off the most ass pull of ass pulls! How? How is that possible?"

"Easy, once I got a feel of how you fought, I started to think of a way to counter you. It's was closing battle from the start. Kinda like-"

"Don't you dare-"

"when I fought Anti-Matter."

Phantom Blot was about to say something before properly processing what Alfreda said. "Ok. Fair enough-"

"And just like my sister beating you."

Phantom Blot roared in fury charging at them, rocking the moon with his stride as he shot an arm forward, crushing Nightmare and grabbing Alfreda in his giant fist.

"Did Solar Mare ever do this?!"

"Okay where is your actual beef with her stemming from?"

"DIE! DIE~!!" Phantom Blot bellowed in rage crushing Alfreda before a grappling claw clung to his face and Juan came barreling towards him blasting him right in the eye with his shotgun, making the former scream in agony dropping Alfreda.

"It's rude to cut people off mid sentence. Pendejo."

Jack emerged out from the castle and made aim for Phantom's head with his cannon, glowing with energy not unlike the Nyx.

"Time to make you nothing more..." Phantom turned to Jack. "THAN A GHOST!"

Jack fired the shot, that went into Phantom Blot's head but didn't go off, allowing him to say his last words.

"Really?" Phantom Blot than sighed head down in acceptance, no longer finding the ability to care as his head exploded and his corpse was sent rocketing into space, where it exploded in a brilliant flash of green, purple and blue.

"Huh. That was easy." Alfreda pointed out. "Jack stop poking her."

"No." Jack replied continuing to do until Juan pulled him back as Nightmare stirred awake. Alfreda used the portal gun to open a new world, which caused a vacuum of air to push them back. Juan fired his shotgun's grappling claw, gripping a tree to pull him through with Alfreda and Jack in tow before the portal closed.

"I'm...I'm going to just rest my eyes." Nightmare groaned said before passing out.

Location: Maretropolis

Universe: Equis Nihilus 1115.28

Anti-Matter growled angrily as she continuously smashed the camera replaying footage from Phantom Blot's point of view.

"DAMN IT!! DAMN IT!! DAMN IT!! DAMN IT!! DAMN IT!!!" She shouted, her flames reaching up to the ceiling charring it black as she shot beams from her eyes that transmuted whatever she was looking at into whatever she was thinking of.

"Wow Bro, The boss is really pulling a Dad." Sigil remarked to the Blot's Shadow.

"Yes, such a shame to see Papa go like that, let's wait until she's done to get further instructions."

They quietly backed away from the meltdown as Anti-Matter continued to short in frustration.

"And you still say the student has become the master?" Daybreaker snarked, standing next to a untouched column.

"One job, I GAVE HIM ONE JOB TO DO! How hard is it to kill someone like him?"

"I don't know, how hard do you think it is to kill me?" She asked with a grin.

Anti-Matter sat over to her throne in front of her dusk in a huff, swiveling it around to face the outside, and used her horn to open a draw and pulled out a small stuffed doll, half of it was burnt with one good button eye.

"Just you wait Smarty Pants, even if I have to load them into cannons and fire until it hits him, I will have my revenge." Anti-Matter mumbled stroking it in her lap.

"You know I'm still here right?" Daybreaker said floating above her.

"GO AWAY!!" Anti-Matter shouted trying to blast Daybreaker who merely laughed flying jumping back from it, while Anti-Matter looked around hiding Smarty Pants incase anyone else, more specifically Sigil, were still watching.

Author's Note

* See Immortal Wirewolf Teammup's #9: Fallout 4

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